Jaz: The poetic soul

[lady piggy]

Here's a poem for you
Jaz that poem was sweet,
I bow down to your feet,
It made me laugh,
It made me smile,
PLEASE WE WANT MORE FROM YOUR COMPUTER FILES!!!

 

[Misskermie]

Here's a poem for you
Jaz that poem was sweet,
I bow down to your feet,
It made me laugh,
It made me smile,
PLEASE WE WANT MORE FROM YOUR COMPUTER FILES!!!

And I have a poem for you.


I'm that you liked it,
No "rully" it's true,
I live to amuse,
People like "vous".
But for now I am hungry,
I shall eat ravioli.
also, peoples is peoples,
I GOT TWO HANDS ONLY~!

 

[Misskermie]

Okay, new poem time~!
I'm updating a lot of things at the moment.
(Seriously, several tabs are open with a different fanfic on each one )

So, I thought, why not update this?

This next poem, is dedicated to the most recent Muppet Movie.
Ok, let me fix that, because I just remembered about Muppets Most Wanted.
Okay, It's Dedicated to "The Muppets".




A breaks out,
After one special day.
It caused all the Muppets,
To all go away.
A long ten years passed,
Leaving Kermit in pieces.
It's because he missed Piggy
(And... His nephews and nieces. )
He lived alone
For all of those years
until a big fan
named Walter appeared.
Prior to meeting
his favorite idol,
He secretly discovered
something quite vidal
Tex Richman was murdering the studio
Walter informed the frog.
That means they had to put on a show
So they gathered all bears, frogs, and dogs!
When it came down to one special pig
Kermit did not want to get her back
But since the majority who wanted her was big,
they decided to travel by map!
They made it to Paris, France,
When they met Madamoiselle Piggy,
Kermit put her in a trance.



And just for laughs, (And my gosh dern lazies! )


Everyone lived happily ever after the end.


I promise if you request one, I won't be lazy about it.
Maybe I just shouldn't make movie poems.

 

[lady piggy]

Another poem for Jaz

Lets heer it for jaz the poem queen,
Its hard to believe shes a teen,
These poems are so amaZing,
The words you say ,
Always brightens ower day,
Better than a caramel latte

Would love to see a poem about moi meeting piggy (hint, hint)

 

[Twisted Tails]

Jaz? I LOVE IT! I have seen "The Muppets" movie.

Maybe I just shouldn't make movie poems.

Jaz, I don't mind movie poems. They keep me entertained. You are a great poem queen. I know you are. So, keep writing poems, Jaz. We love your ideas!

 

[misspiggy5260]

Hey Jaz. Could you write a poem about Kermit for moi?
I'm going to do this thing w/ my miss piggy replica and I can't think of anything to have her say about Kermit! Oy, The stress of an 11 year old puppeteer!

 

[Misskermie]

Alright. For this installment, since I got two requests, I'll have to...
DOUBLE POST!? D:

*shakefist at people*

So since she was first, Lady Piggy's request for her meeting the Muppets.
To make it easier on me, I have written it in a first person narrative.
________________________



Here I stood. Outside their workplace.
It was a challenge that I had to face.
A challenge between myself and I,
To restrain letting out my joyous cry,
I'm going to meet the Muppets!
America's most famous puppets.
I coyly walked inside the theater,
I saw Bunsen, and also Beaker,
Let's not forget Fozzie, with his comedy shtick,
and Gonzo the Great, with his movements so quick.
I soon turned bright red, as my favorite walked by.
It was Piggy. I wanted to speak but... I was much to shy.
But I observed from the sidelines how she spoke to Kermit.
And honestly he was being quite the hermit.
He refused to date her.
He refused to take her.
Not even a kiss on the cheek.
I knew that he loved her,
And for a fact that he needed her,
And when flirty, to her, he was sweet.
So in order to break the ice with the pig,
I discussed with a plan, kinda big.
I told her to put the frog boss in danger,
then come to the rescue, like some rescue ranger.
While Piggy had went off and did that,
I met some other Muppets,
and chewed the fat.
I laughed with the Foz, for his jokes were so funny,
and Statler and Waldorf, who thought they were crummy.
Next was Camilla, she was kind as could be,
that was up until chef chased her up a tree...
So there I sat lonely just for a few hours,
then I heard Piggy scream, like she had super powers.
I asked her the matter, but she shook her head.
Instead of sitting alone, she was with Kermit instead.
She said it was all thanks to me. Yes me! Imagine that!
I was so happy, I fainted, and you heard a splat.
Because I landed in creme pie.
I'll blame Fozzie for that!



Yeah... That's what I had there.

 

[Misskermie]

And now the second one, for Ashley.
A poem to Kermie, from Miss Piggy~!
So this is where she's trying to say that she loves him, but can't put in into words. :3
__________________________
Kermit I... No... Kermie, I... No...
You make me feel like... Sun? No no... Snow?
Kermie, I feel happy whenever I'm with you,
but what are the words? The words I should use?
You make me smile, you make moi laugh,
You like me for me, despite of my past.
I don't know how to say this... Oh baby I don't know...
What if this relationship isn't go to go?
I mean... I want to say it but... oh Kermit my little dove, (Pet name? Bleah. )
What I'm trying to say is, with you, I'm in love!


I'm sorry, that was kinda short...

 

[lady piggy]

Alright. For this installment, since I got two requests, I'll have to...
DOUBLE POST!? D:

*shakefist at people*

So since she was first, Lady Piggy's request for her meeting the Muppets.
To make it easier on me, I have written it in a first person narrative.
________________________



Here I stood. Outside their workplace.
It was a challenge that I had to face.
A challenge between myself and I,
To restrain letting out my joyous cry,
I'm going to meet the Muppets!
America's most famous puppets.
I coyly walked inside the theater,
I saw Bunsen, and also Beaker,
Let's not forget Fozzie, with his comedy shtick,
and Gonzo the Great, with his movements so quick.
I soon turned bright red, as my favorite walked by.
It was Piggy. I wanted to speak but... I was much to shy.
But I observed from the sidelines how she spoke to Kermit.
And honestly he was being quite the hermit.
He refused to date her.
He refused to take her.
Not even a kiss on the cheek.
I knew that he loved her,
And for a fact that he needed her,
And when flirty, to her, he was sweet.
So in order to break the ice with the pig,
I discussed with a plan, kinda big.
I told her to put the frog boss in danger,
then come to the rescue, like some rescue ranger.
While Piggy had went off and did that,
I met some other Muppets,
and chewed the fat.
I laughed with the Foz, for his jokes were so funny,
and Statler and Waldorf, who thought they were crummy.
Next was Camilla, she was kind as could be,
that was up until chef chased her up a tree...
So there I sat lonely just for a few hours,
then I heard Piggy scream, like she had super powers.
I asked her the matter, but she shook her head.
Instead of sitting alone, she was with Kermit instead.
She said it was all thanks to me. Yes me! Imagine that!
I was so happy, I fainted, and you heard a splat.
Because I landed in creme pie.
I'll blame Fozzie for that!



Yeah... That's what I had there.

Omg words can not explain how overjoyed i am right now, jaz. First of all thank you for taking the time to right this for moi , it really means alot . You've made this young girl very happy. Sqeeeeeeaaaa is all that i can say , to express my happiness , love the story , love the rhyming , love the ending lov ya girly

 

[Twisted Tails]

In the voice of Bunsen Honeydew!

"My Pal Beaker"


Here is a friend I intend to keep,
My pal Beaker. The one who says Meep.
He assists me in science as a guinea pig.
And he doesn't care if he's shrunk or made big.
He will always be there for me, and our friends.
I will be with Beaker, til' the end.


...
Yeahhhhhh...

I love this poem! Thanks for sharing, Jaz!