Get ready for some Muppet nightmare fuel

Mo Frackle

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Floyd's dad.



Dr. Teeth's obsession with gold led him to have his entire skin painted to match his tooth. Obviously, something went wrong.



In an effort to appease such groups as One Million Moms, ABC decided to give some of the Muppets a gentler, friendly makeover. Here's their Statler.
 

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Okay... 2 Kermits, Pepe with Animal's head...Then why doesn't Animal have Pepe's head?
 

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Well, there are three reasons:
1st One of them is a clone
2nd It's Kermit and is identical twin brother Fozzie without his head
3rd Miss Piggy had a (failed) plastic sugery to look like a frog but ended up looking less feminine than anticipated

Pick one; we may never know the truth.
I believe it's a clone.
 

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Okay, these are all from ToughPigs Ugly Toy Contest. That will give you nightmares for a long time!


Gonzo after 3 years in the insane asylum.


I, I just don't know....


Annie Sue? Is that you?!

Don't look into the eyes!!!

Don't take drugs, folks. Big Bird learned the hard way.
Burn them! Burn them all! I may never sleep again! Gnaaaagh!
 

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I can handle anything...(takes deep breath) They aren't gonna hurt you...
THEY'RE GONNA HURT ME! I can't do this!
 
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