Sesame Street Jokes

[Daffyfan4ever]

I'm not sure this was posted here before or not, but just for the heck of it:

What did Ernie say when Bert asked if he wanted some ice cream?

"Sure, Bert."

 

[Old Thunder]

Here's another one.

Q: How did Prince feel as a kid when he got to appear on Sesame Street?
A: He wanted to party like it's 1969!

I'm late but just wanted to say... this joke was GREAT!

 

[Schfifty]

How about this one?

What did Cookie Monster say when he was trying to play the Wii?

Spoiler

Mii want cookie!

 

[Flaky Pudding]

What was Telly's favorite show when he was a toddler? Tellytubbies
What is Bert's favorite Family Guy song? Bert is the Word
Why does Cookie Monster love Mother's Day? So he can bake his mom a huge plate of cookies
Why isn't Cookie Monster's mom too fond of Mother's Day? Because the cookies are always gone before she can even arrive for the party
What song did Kermit sing when Robot Chicken almost got cancelled? It's Not Easy Being Seth Green
What did Big Bird say when Sesame Street began airing in England? Well, time to go back to teaching kids English!
What is Sherlock Hemlock's favorite Harry Potter actress? Emma Watson (people familiar with Sherlock Holmes would get the reference)
Why can't you reason with a Yip-Yip? Every time you tell them no they say "Yep, yep, yep"
Why did the Tickle Me Elmo tester with hearing problems get fired? He misheard his boss telling him to give Elmo two "test tickles"
Why doesn't Ernie want to live on the moon? He has a terrible fear of the place due to seeing the creepy moon monster from The Legend of Zelda as a kid

 

[Old Thunder]

(people familiar with Sherlock Holmes would get the reference)

I'm familiar with Sherlock Holmes, heck I've read every story through at least thrice, and yet I still don't get the reference.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

What was Telly's favorite show when he was a toddler? Tellytubbies
What is Bert's favorite Family Guy song? Bert is the Word
Why does Cookie Monster love Mother's Day? So he can bake his mom a huge plate of cookies
Why isn't Cookie Monster's mom too fond of Mother's Day? Because the cookies are always gone before she can even arrive for the party
What song did Kermit sing when Robot Chicken almost got cancelled? It's Not Easy Being Seth Green
What did Big Bird say when Sesame Street began airing in England? Well, time to go back to teaching kids English!
What is Sherlock Hemlock's favorite Harry Potter actress? Emma Watson (people familiar with Sherlock Holmes would get the reference)
Why can't you reason with a Yip-Yip? Every time you tell them no they say "Yep, yep, yep"
Why did the Tickle Me Elmo tester with hearing problems get fired? He misheard his boss telling him to give Elmo two "test tickles"
Why doesn't Ernie want to live on the moon? He has a terrible fear of the place due to seeing the creepy moon monster from The Legend of Zelda as a kid

Teaching people how to talk like Brits.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

I'm familiar with Sherlock Holmes, heck I've read every story through at least thrice, and yet I still don't get the reference.

Watson

 

[Old Thunder]

Watson

OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!

 

[Schfifty]

What do a postman and a telephone operator like to see on Sesame Street?

Spoiler

The letter and number of the day.

 

[Schfifty]

What Muppet did the rock group Toto sing a song about?

Spoiler

Rosita!