The corny joke thread

[Flaky Pudding]

A Street Fighter pun:
Ryu's Son: Dad, can I have a snack?
Ryu:SURE YOU CAN!

For those who don't get it, Shoryuken is a move in the game. It's a play on words due to how they are pronounced similar.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

Celebrity Name Puns:

 

[LittleJerry92]

How to friend zone someone?

You've got a friend in me.... You've got a friend in me...

 

[ErinAardvark]

Q: If Mississippi wore Missouri's New Jersey, what would Delaware?

A: Alaska

 

[Flaky Pudding]

The Craziest Crossover Of All Time:
-Family Guy Matters
-The E.T. Crowd
-Phineas and Furby
-Happy Tree F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
-The Big Krang Theory (For those who don't get this one, Krang is the brain villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
-Corey in the Big Blue House
-Robot Chicken Little
-School of Fraggle Rock
-Wizards of Hogwarts Place
-Diary of a Stimpy Kid
-Back To The Futurama
-Star Shrek:The Shrext Generation
-AAAHH! Real Monsters Inc.
-South Parks and Recreations
-Beauty and the Beast Boy
-SpongeBob's Burgers (That means Krabby patties, of course lol)
-The Fairly Odd Couple
-Sanjay and Meg
-The Trump of the Swan
-DuckTales Dynasty
-Burger King of the Hill
-Franklin and M.A.S.H.
-Grand Theft Otto (Starring Otto from The Simpsons)
-Nathan Drake and Josh
-Star Wars:The Danny Phantom Menace
-Michael Jackson and the Olympians
-Leave it to Bieber
-The Dukes of King Arthur's Court
-Downton Abby Cadabby
-Orange is the New Pac (Starring Ms. Pac-Man)
-Between the Lion-O
-ThunderScrats
-Happy Tree Days (Starring Disco Bear as The Fonz)
-Captain American Dad
-Everybody Loves Rainman
-Napoleon Bonamite
-Rise of the Guardians of the Galaxy
-My Life as a Teenage Witch (Starring Sabrina instead of Jenny Wakeman)
-Sam and CatDog
-Paranermal Activity (Featuring the ghost of Garfield's old rival, Nermal)
-Granger Things (Starring Hermione Granger)
-Two and a Half Men in Black
-Let's Be RoboCops
-Malcolm in the Middle (Malcom in the Middle meets the sitcom, The Middle)

 

[ConsummateVs]

The Craziest Crossover Of All Time:
-Family Guy Matters
-The E.T. Crowd
-Phineas and Furby
-Happy Tree F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
-The Big Krang Theory (For those who don't get this one, Krang is the brain villain from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles)
-Corey in the Big Blue House
-Robot Chicken Little
-School of Fraggle Rock
-Wizards of Hogwarts Place
-Diary of a Stimpy Kid
-Back To The Futurama
-Star Shrek:The Shrext Generation
-AAAHH! Real Monsters Inc.
-South Parks and Recreations
-Beauty and the Beast Boy
-SpongeBob's Burgers (That means Krabby patties, of course lol)
-The Fairly Odd Couple
-Sanjay and Meg
-The Trump of the Swan
-DuckTales Dynasty
-Burger King of the Hill
-Franklin and M.A.S.H.
-Grand Theft Otto (Starring Otto from The Simpsons)
-Nathan Drake and Josh
-Star Wars:The Danny Phantom Menace
-Michael Jackson and the Olympians
-Leave it to Bieber
-The Dukes of King Arthur's Court
-Downton Abby Cadabby
-Orange is the New Pac (Starring Ms. Pac-Man)
-Between the Lion-O
-ThunderScrats
-Happy Tree Days (Starring Disco Bear as The Fonz)
-Captain American Dad
-Everybody Loves Rainman
-Napoleon Bonamite
-Rise of the Guardians of the Galaxy
-My Life as a Teenage Witch (Starring Sabrina instead of Jenny Wakeman)
-Sam and CatDog
-Paranermal Activity (Featuring the ghost of Garfield's old rival, Nermal)
-Granger Things (Starring Hermione Granger)
-Two and a Half Men in Black
-Let's Be RoboCops
-Malcolm in the Middle (Malcom in the Middle meets the sitcom, The Middle)

LOL! Here's my additions:
- Bloo's Clues (Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends + Blue's Clues)
- Five Nights at Fred Flintstone's
- Hamtotoro
- Littlest Pet Shop of Horrors
- 2001: A Super Mario Odyssey
- Sesame Street Fighter

 

[snichols1973]

Did you hear the one about Fozzie playing baseball?

When he was at bat and the umpire called ball four, he took a "wocka-wocka" to first base!

As for the young first-year recruit from Kashyyyk (Chewbacca's home planet), he received the "Wookie of the Year" award.

 

[MikaelaMuppet]

Celebrity Name Puns:

I love those Woody and Ray pictures.

 

[Flaky Pudding]

I love those Woody and Ray pictures.

Me too,

 

[LittleJerry92]

What did the Who think of the pinball counting series?

They SURE. PLAYED. A MEAN. PIN-BAAAALLLL