If you could date any of the Muppets?

[muppet maniac]

But maybe with comic strip characters I might date Miss Buxley from "Beetle Bailey". And with cartoon characters, when I was a teenager I might have dated Judy Jetson. But she's probably been long married by now. Oh wait, she doesn't even exist yet because that is way in the future![/

No Muppet that I would want to date, but as for cartoon characters, I would go with Daphne from Scooby Doo.

 

[Vibs]

Actually I had a crush on Gobo (Really!) when I was about... 8... errr...
So I guess I'd go out with Gobo - or Fozzie. Why? Gobo is charming, brave, cool and has pink hair! And Fozzie is just too cute to be a muppet, he should have been saxophone!!

(...um... Has anyone seen that Muppet Show Episode with Zoot saying that?)

 

[chicamuppet]

Actually I had a crush on Gobo (Really!) when I was about... 8... errr...
So I guess I'd go out with Gobo - or Fozzie. Why? Gobo is charming, brave, cool and has pink hair! And Fozzie is just too cute to be a muppet, he should have been saxophone!!

(...um... Has anyone seen that Muppet Show Episode with Zoot saying that?)

Yes, Gobo is so cute too...I was fond of that guytoo when I was a child, so do not feel strange hahahaha!!

 

[Gorgon Heap]

I don't think Piggy is too starved for male attention- I mean, there's been Roger Moore, Christopher Reeve, Gene Kelly, Kris Kristofferson, Rich Little (that kissing scene- yikes!), Elton John, Lou Rawls, Alice Cooper, Danny Kaye, John Denver (in the Christmas special), Mark Hamill, Mac Davis, and Charles Grodin. I could take the pig on looks, but personality- again, yikes!

I'll throw in a name in the ring that (unsurprisingly) no one has mentioned: Wanda. I guess maybe I'm just a sucker for the Southern Belle look, or for curly-haired brunettes (actually, DEFINITELY a sucker for curly-haired brunettes), and she's got the whole 'damsel in distress' vibe (though that's not as appealing as it sounds mentally, even to a romantic like me). Not to mention she'd likely accept an offer of a date, b/c I figure Wayne is prolly a little swishy.

And may I say, we are all a little bit sick, but you knew that when you found out we were Muppet freaks.

David "Gorgon Heap" Ebersole

 

[Beauregard]

This morning I spotted a beauty in a purpley-pink strolling towards me across the At the dance room floor. I tossed Janice aside, for my love is now Mildred. That Announcer, D'Snowth, you can have Janice.

 

[BabyBeanBunny]

Date? Hmmm... I love Floyd, so I'd probably have a date with him. He's cute.

Or Rolph, he's a cute Muppet.

 

[MrsPepper]

Date? Hmmm... I love Floyd, so I'd probably have a date with him. He's cute.

Or Rolph, he's a cute Muppet.

yes, Rowlf, you like Rowlf, go with him... not with Floyd...

 

[Gorgon Heap]

Well, I see that my choice of Wanda has kept me out of the catfight. Looks like I'm clear without competition. Well, except Wayne. Must eliminate! Oh wait, looks like that's already being taken care of in my icon.

David "Gorgon Heap" Ebersole

 

[urbandryad]

Beaaaaker! He's so sweet!

 

[MuppetAlex]

Kermit, Robin or Beaker.