MC Dorms: Sorry, We're Closed Take 2

[RedPiggy]

Me (sighs inaudibly, thinking, then sets up a kissing booth, kissing the rat, the doozer, and the grouch ... to no effect)

 

[The Count]

*Note left at the booth.
If you be a-miss.
And needin' a prince to kiss.
Look in yer pool of water.
And find the guy who you aughter.
In the darkness you know he will be.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (thinking to herself): Mufasa?

 

[The Count]

Me (thinking to herself): Mufasa?

*Facepalm. Think girl.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (stares at some water, thinking to herself): Prince John? Prince Phillip? Mmmmmm ... get me some of that. Prince Ali? Prince Naveen? Prince Robin? Prince Lonestar? Prince Toby?

 

[The Count]

Ug, she's never gonna get it. *Goes off to common room to watch TV, considering just giving her her voice back in the morning.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (thinks): Hmm ... Prince of Darkness ... Satan? Ewww. Prince Edward?

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (sighs, goes around smacking lips with RF, Lefty, Crazy Harry, Newsie, Zoot, Digit, Lips, Tony, Count von Count, Uncle Deadly, and Ed)

 

[The Count]

Heh... Last place you looked huh?
*After getting kissed by Kell, her voice is magically restored.

 

[RedPiggy]

Me (sighs audibly): If I had a clue in love, I'd have it already. *smirks* Besides, it was fun watching your reaction.

Turbo (whispers to Rizzo): Ya owe me a dollah.

Rizzo (grumbles)