Anchorman: And in further news, Beauregard's Bank has been declared to be bankrupt. It has not yet sought a bailout from our government, nor do I think our government would give him a bailout anyway. All his assets have been seized and will be put on auction to pay off his creditors.
*Takes secondhand clothes, Katy, and her jewel-encrusted sister away.
It also appears the charity to save a SNOWTH, whatever that may be was nothing more than a sham, as the SNOWTH was receiving absolutely nothing concerning the charity's profits. What's more, this Beauregard is now an escaped criminal. If you see him, clobber him with a few balloons filled with custodian's surprise. A good 'Splut' will immobilize him while you call the police.
And now, the weather with Ollie. How's the weather out there Ollie?
Ollie: IT'S HOT! ! !
Thanks Ollie. And now we return to your regularly-scheduled programming.