You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

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YMBAOMF if when you are asked to whisper sweet nothings into someone's ear, you say "motorcycle cop."

YMBAOMF if when you talk about a myth, then say "Myth! Myth!," you expect Carol Kane to come out of nowhere and say, "Yeth?"

YMBAOMF if when you think to yourself, "I'm lost," you immediately also think, "Have you tried Hare Krishna?"

YMBAOMF if you try to start a group performance of "Subway" at a subway station. Or at a Subway restaurant.

YMBAOMF if hearing the word phenomenon results in you singing Mahna Mahna.

YMBAOMF if when you see a sign for Dr. Pepper, you immediately think, "They have it mixed up. Dr. Teeth is the doctor. It should be Sgt. Pepper."
 

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YMBAOMF if when someone says that they are going to hunt, you think they mean they are going to visit one of Richard Hunt's family members.

YMBAOMF if every time someone talks about "going green" you immediately think, "It won't be easy." You then perform a rendition of Bein' Green.

YMBAOMF if when someone says the have a green thumb, you ask them if they are related to Kermit.

YMBAOMF if prior to going to New York you transcribe TMTM, map out every place that any part of it was filmed in NY, and take a bunch of your friends wearing Muppet clothes to go and recreate the entire movie.

YMBAOMF if you get kicked out of Sardi's attempting to do the above.

YMBAOMF if you are able to get Joan Rivers to come along with you.
 
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