The Banter Thread

[Hubert]

You know what irritates me? That stupid Edward. I mean, yeah, what they did to him was wrong...turning him into a sparklepire, but HE gets a book and movie deal, while I'm nothing...running for my life. And disguising myself as a video game character was a dumb idea in the first place....what were we talking about?

Uh...this is the banter thread. We never talk about anything important for us to actually remember...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Hey Newsie, where's that pizza?

 

[D'Snowth]

Maybe vampires are trying to be more like Liberace?

 

[Hubert]

Maybe vampires are trying to be more like Liberace?

Liberace was a guest star in season 3 of the Muppet Show.

Oh wait...I forgot I'm on a Muppet forum. That's normally what I would say if someone mentioned Liberace in real life...

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Liberace was a guest star in season 3 of the Muppet Show.

Oh wait...I forgot I'm on a Muppet forum. That's normally what I would say if someone mentioned Liberace in real life...

You don't say

 

[Sgt Floyd]

We aren't getting our pizza are we

 

[D'Snowth]

*Shrug* Why don't we all go to Taco Bell instead?

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Fine, but I'm just gonna fly there. We don't need you getting kidnapped by yellow sponges wearing pants or anything.

What do you want?

 

[D'Snowth]

Crunchy taco, one of those chicken flat bread sandwiches (assuming you can also time-travel to whenever it is they add to the menu, which seems to be in the fall), and a side of those cinnamon twists.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Sorry, I showed up late when they were handing out the time travel ability

Oh well, Hubert doesn't seem to be here so he better like crunchy tacos and cinnamon twists since thats what I got for everyone.

Poor cashier though. I think I nearly gave him a heart attack. I forgot to put my wings away before going in. But hey, I got the food free