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    Sesame Workshop launches video.sesameworkshop.org

    I just watched Grover on NAME THAT SOUND-an absolute riot!
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    Video: Fred Get Me A Twenty (20) Sketch

    I remember it, too. raposofan and I have discussed this clip quite often. I remnember the bit when Joe points to the 12 on the wall clock and gives the camera a confused look with a "Hmmm?". His boss then yells, "NO! That's a 12! Now will you get outta here and get me a 20!"
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    M*A*S*H Thread

    Mulcahy (calls after Radar): Don't worry, Radar, this too shall pass...I hope. Colonel, about Major Winchester's handling of the bug-out...he could certainly use your help, as could we all, and I still don't have the foggiest idea as to what happened to my bottle of sacremental wine.
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    M*A*S*H Thread

    (Mulcahy comes out of Post-Op with an ambulatory patient): "Don't worry my son, God will protect us during the bug out, I'm sure. I'll check back with you at the new location to see how you are. (sees Potter) Colonel! Praise the Lord you're all right! The O.R. is packed, and I'm just about...
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    David the Mailman

    I remember this. IIRC, Jerry was doing a sort of Len Maxwell impression, as he was describing the action. I also remembeer the videotape being sped up as the mail came out of the slot.
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    The Blues Brothers

    This is a very funny movie. I love how the SWAT team keeps repeating "HUT!" during the final chases. My favorite musical moment is Ray Charles' cameo.
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    M*A*S*H Thread

    There we are (engine roars to life). Now Hawkeye, no matter what, don't idle the engine for more than 10 minutes, or the engine will cut out. If that happens, you'll need to touch the two black wires near the gas pedal. I'm off to Post-Op to help move patients. Godspeed, Hawkeye, and good luck!
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    M*A*S*H Thread

    My sister taught me on an old DeSoto before I entered the seminary, I suppose I could give it a try. (opens the hood). Oh dear, this is nothing like the DeSoto. Let me try a few things (goes to work).
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    M*A*S*H Thread

    Father Mulcahy sees Pierce from across the compound: Hawkeye! What are you doing back here? Where's Colonel Potter? You DO realize we're in bug out? We've finished the O.R, but nobody seems to know what fets packed next. Is it the lab or Post Op, and we have to start transporting the...
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    M*A*S*H Thread

    (my note) Sorry I haven't continued the story in a while...pop-up ad trojan trouble. MULCAHY (in the O.R.) I suggest we start by getting the fixtures out...tables and lamps. Then we can concentrate on the gas tanks, the surgical tools, the meds, and we have to get that autoclave out. If...
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    M*A*S*H Thread

    That's horrible! Major, we've only done this once before! I know Colonel Potter has a priority list. I believe we're supposed to start with the O.R, but after that, I have no idea. Dear Lord, what about the patients! They'll have to be transported as well. Let's start with the surgical...
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    M*A*S*H Thread

    (hears Major Winchester enter his tent) Why, Major Winchester, what a surprise! You don't usually come to my tent. Is there something I can help you with?
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    A lesson to be learned! A crowd to stay away from!

    Ignoring those jerks is indeed your best line of defense. Take it from someone who knows. This defense is especially effective if they try to openly harass you in public. You ignore what they're doing, pretend you don't even know them-and BINGO! They look stupid while you maintain your...
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    M*A*S*H Thread

    Ah, thank you, Radar. I'm anxious to read about the basketball game, my sister has quite a hook shot, you know. Her slam dunk is nothing to sneeze at either. I'll have to read it later, though. I must find that sacramental wine before services this week. (Mulcahy exits)
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