The New New Quote Thread

Harleena

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Here's one that I need to post.
"Pretty pretty please, don't you ever ever feel like you're nothing, you are perfect." -P!NK
 

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(got a couple)

"The place is surrounded by orderlies! Keeping things orderly."
Stan Smith

"Sorry I'm late. I shoved an employee at Wendy's and they called the cops. You gotta warn someone before you hand them a square burger."
Carter Pewterschmidt
 

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Whose Line is It Anyway? The Dating Video Game…aka HATS!

Greg Proops: (wearing a traffic light hat) I hope I'm not giving you mixed signals.

Wayne Brady: (wearing a giant fish head) I'm just looking for a nice piece of bass!

Colin Mochrie: (wearing a chef's hat) Hey, if I can keep a soufflé up for hours...

Ryan Stiles: (wearing antlers) I promised that I'd look nice for you tonight. (strokes antlers) Too much moose?
 

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KRAMER: How about this - a restaurant that only sells peanut butter and jelly sandwiches!
JERRY: What do you call it?
KRAMER: P., B., and J.'s!
 

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"The place is surrounded by orderlies! Keeping things orderly."
Stan Smith
I ruined the joke. He really says "keeping things in orderly." I missed the "in" and ruined the quote.
 

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Cowboy: I'd say, this is a job for...
Cowpokes: TEXAN TEXAS TEX, THE MOST TEXAN COWPOKE IN ALLLLLLLLLLL OF VERMONT!
-Sheep in the Big City
 

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Funny Beatles interview quotes

Q: How did you find America?
John Lennon: We turned left at Greenland.

Q: Paul, do you see your father often?
Paul McCartney: No, actually we're just good friends.

Q: What do you call that hairstyle you're wearing?
George Harrison: Arthur.

Q: Ringo, why do you wear so many rings on your fingers?
Ringo Starr: 'Cause I couldn't fit them in my nose.

Q: John, what's your favorite type of girl?
John: My wife.
Q: George, what's your favorite type of girl?
George: John's wife.

Q: What do you think of the accusations that you're nothing but a bunch of Elvis impersonators?
Ringo: Oh, that's not true! (Starts moving his hips like Elvis) Not true at all! (other Beatles start moving similarly)
 
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