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Oscar: Now we're gonna get ready to give the President an 11-gun salute.
Maria: The President is supposed to get a 21-gun salute.
Oscar: Not from me!
Maria: Why not?
Oscar: Because he only got 53 percent of the vote! He's lucky to get eleven. Why, even the Grand High Grouch only gets eighteen.

Sesame Street, "The President Comes to Sesame Street" (season 8)
 

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"Help! Charlie! Gwyndolinda! Your noble, fearless, chicken king is in danger!" ~ King Fred
 

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Bob the Cucumber: We're going to give you all to the count of John 3:16 to stop this abomination!
 

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Mike Brady: As a wise man once said, "Wherever you go, there you are."
 

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Cookie-Hey Another Season, Another Reason For eating Cookies.
 

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"The only thing worse than no TV is golf on TV."

- Malcolm in the Middle
 

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Harold Abrahams: And now in one hour's time I will be out there again. I will raise my eyes and look down that corridor, four feet wide, with ten lonely seconds to justify my existence.

Chariots of Fire (1981)
 
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