How does a crazy orange son of a gun
Manage somehow through Russia to become
The President of the US of A
And cause panic through every liberal you can see?
The billion dollar daughter-loving father
Got a lot farther by working a lot harder
By being a lot smarter
By being a self starter
...after getting a loan of a million dollars
And every day while people were dying away
And praying for salvation from this unforgiving nation
Our man was trying so hard through the providence of God
The brother was going to make it farther than the sods
Then Hillary came and devastation reigned
Our man saw his chances drip, dripping down the drain
Put his hand to his forehead, connected it to his brain
And he spoke out, full of pain, and told her, “Up your game!”
Well the word got around, they said, “This man is insane, man!”
Some people told him, “You should run for president!”
The ******* took them seriously, you see
And now the world knows his name - what’s your name man?
“Not Hillary... I am not Hillary.
The Donald is in office now
So **** the Dems, **** the Dems!”