I've got a joke!

[Pug Lover]

Some of you may have heard this joke before,but what th'heck here goes./What's Miss Piggy's dandruff?:Flakes of ham.

 

[MartyMuppets]

OOOOHHH YEAHH! WELL I'LL GIVE YOU DANDRUFF YOU SMART-ALECK FLAKE! HHHEEEEYYYYAAAAHHHHH! (sends Pug Lover flying 20 metres crashing into and knocking down a brick wall)

 

[ReneeLouvier]

o_o I think you guys have gone nutso. Either way:

Nice little joke!

 

[TheJimHensonHour]

Some of you may have heard this joke before,but what th'heck here goes./What's Miss Piggy's dandruff?:Flakes of ham.

I would have also excepted Bacon Bits

 

[Pug Lover]

OOOOHHH YEAHH! WELL I'LL GIVE YOU DANDRUFF YOU SMART-ALECK FLAKE! HHHEEEEYYYYAAAAHHHHH! (sends Pug Lover flying 20 metres crashing into and knocking down a brick wall)

(and Pug Lover winds up in the hospital for a month)hahaha

 

[Valentine]

I would have also excepted Bacon Bits

Yea, I agree that Bacon Bits would've sounded better

 

[finger eleven]

...and tastier

 

[Ruahnna]

What do you call Miss Piggy after too much champagne?

Potted Ham!

 

[ReneeLouvier]

XD Potted Ham...really funnee!

 

[Pug Lover]

What do you call Miss Piggy after too much champagne?

Potted Ham!

Good one Ruahnna.