Muppet Nightmares

Frogster

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Have any of you guys had nightmares involving the Muppets? I used to have some about Sweetums, believe it or not, but it was when I was real young and after I saw The Frog Prince... how about you guys?
 

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They weren't really Muppets, and it wasn't really a dream, but one night several hours after watching the Muppet Show and going to sleep and having a baloney sandwich a little too late; I left my room to use the bathroom and I was hallucinating when out in the hallway I saw muppet-like snakes, aligators, lizards and other reptiles crawling over the floor. I was so scared that when I tried to yell for my father, no sound came out of my mouth. Scared the living crap outta' me!
 

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Hmm. My most recent Muppet dreams have all been about Muppet Merchandise.

I once dremt that I went to a store, and by mistake I bought only four or five Muppet things (there were tons) but it cost over £40...
 

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I've had a couple of SS and Muppets nigthmares and sweet dreams.

One time I had a dream that Ernie was bugging Bert in bed and Bert woke up with sharp teeth and red eyes and tried to attack Ernie.

And this afternoon I was taking a nap and had another weird Ernie and Bert dream. They were talking in their beds, but instead of E and B on their headboards. There were huge hearts with Ernie and Bert written in cursive handwriting. Weird! :stick_out_tongue: :frown:
 

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Isn't that what the Dwarfs have on their beds? Maybe you've been watching too much Snow White.

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Disneydizzy waterching/see too much equels cursive hearties on der beds.
 

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Beauregard said:
Isn't that what the Dwarfs have on their beds? Maybe you've been watching too much Snow White.

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Disneydizzy waterching/see too much equels cursive hearties on der beds.
I remember the dwarfs had their names on their bed, but I don't remember if there were hearts on them.

Also, I just remembered another scary SS dream I had when I was a kid. The Two Headed Monster became a four headed monster. Two more heads sprouted out between the original two heads. And all four heads started to argue. Then a giant scary orange monster rises from the wall and starts strangling all four heads. I could never look at the original Two Headed Monster the same again.
 

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Oh, ouch. Not nice. I obviosuly had a sheilded childhood, cause I never had bad dreams about the SS characters.

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Oh, ah, oh, ouchy, ouchy, ooooouch! Sorry. I stubbed my toe.
 

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Beauregard said:
Oh, ouch. Not nice. I obviosuly had a sheilded childhood, cause I never had bad dreams about the SS characters.

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Oh, ah, oh, ouchy, ouchy, ooooouch! Sorry. I stubbed my toe.
You were lucky as a kid. For I had hundreds of SS nightmares when I was a kid. From the Muppets to the cartoons they show regularly.
 

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Big Bird Dream

I've mentioned this dream I had about Big Bird in another thread, but I'll post it again here:

Okay, I had just got the book "Sesame Street Unpaved" and at the time, I was trying to find an authentic Big Bird feather for my collection. I read about how Big Bird's feathers are categorized (from best to worst) in boxes labeled "A" through "E" when they build the puppet. The book says "Most D and E feathers are thrown away."

Then I fell asleep and had a dream:

I was standing outside of the Muppet Workshop. I made it there (somehow) and was ready to go in, ready to ask "May I please take a tour...and have just one extra Big Bird feather as a souvenir?"

And before I could take another step, lo and behold, Big Bird looked out the side window on the second story. In one wing, he had a box labeled "D" and in the other wing, a box labeled "E". He turned both boxes upside down and said: "Well, I guess we won't need these!"

Dozens and dozens of feathers fluttered down from the boxes, but as I tried to run towards them, my feet got really heavy (which is probably common in dreams) and I could barely walk. After two small steps, I watched in horror as ALL the feathers landed in the back of a garbage truck, which took off as soon as the feathers fell in.

And then I woke up :mad: but eventually I got an authentic Big Bird feather, and that dream hasn't bothered me anymore...actually now it's pretty funny! Hee hee hee!

Convincing John
 
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i was terrified as a child that miss piggy lived in my closet. hahaha, i swear, no joke. whenever she attacked kermit or hit him, it freaked me out as a child.. yet i love her to death! and all the muppets! i loved watching it, and did so every day. i was so certain she lived in my closet and was going to kill me. hahahahahaha. amusing story for you all. (SEE !!!-----> :mad: )
 
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