You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

tutter_fan

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You wonder why the Swedish chef is so crazy in his sketches!
 

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You can't get/keep a job as a waiter because you can never overcome the urge to ask customers in your best Grover voice if they want the BIG hamburger or the LITTLE hamburger or run back to the kitchen yelling "Hey Charlie, we've got a weirdo at table four!"
 

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You wonder why Dr. Bunsen Honeydew isn't the mascot for Honey Dew Donuts.
 

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You wonder why the Swedish chef is so crazy in his sketches!
You'd kinda think that an obsessed Muppet fan would know why The Swedish Chef is so crazy in his sketches. :wink:


You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you sit on a table, blowing cold air on people and are obsessed with the Muppets! (Get it? :excited:)
 

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You constantly find yourself looking for Muppet tee-shirts small enough to fit your whatnot.
 

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You can't get/keep a job as a waiter because you can never overcome the urge to ask customers in your best Grover voice if they want the BIG hamburger or the LITTLE hamburger or run back to the kitchen yelling "Hey Charlie, we've got a weirdo at table four!"
If you can't keep a job as a menswear salesman, either, because you refuse to sell the only suit available in a size 2 because the mannequin wearing it might be embarrassed.
 

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If you once knew a sailor who was SO fat, that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all. :embarrassed:

Bonus points if you're the only one of your friends who knows that Family Guy stole that line from The Muppet Movie ("...he was so Arab that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all").
 
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