The Survey To End All Surveys

[That Announcer]

While I am perfectly aware that a couple of surveys have already been started on MC, I think that this is the best survey ever. Just fill out the answers. Oh and by the way- have fun!

Section A: The Personal Stuff

1. Your name?

2. Your age?

3. Your hometown?

4. Your- ahem- relationship status?

5. Your gender?

6. Your religion?

Section B: The Muppet Stuff

1. Three favorite Muppets?

2. Three least favorite Muppets?

3. Favorite Muppet film?

4. Least favorite Muppet film?

5. Favorite Muppeteer?

6. Least favorite Muppeteer?

7. Favorite Muppet TV show?

8. Least favorite Muppet TV show?

9. Favorite Muppet quote?

Section C: The Crazy Stuff

1. Ever been hit by a car?

2. Ever been to Vermont?

3. Do you like cheese?

4. Coke, Pepsi or Royal Crown?

5. Favorite computer maker?

6. Person you'd most like to cast off the Earth?

7. Favorite form of health care?

8. Disney, Warner Brothers or 20th Century Fox?

9. Do you own a PS2, Xbox, Gamecube or a combination of the three?

10. Have you ever been to Disney World?

11. Do you golf?

12. Can you do a Scottish accent?

13. Who are your three favorite "Seinfeld" characters?

14. Last DVD you bought?

15. Does your fridge currently contain a jar of Cheez Whiz?

16. Republican, Democrat or Libertarian?

17. Do you own a digital camera?

18. Favorite movie theater snack?

19. Where did you buy your last Henson merchandise piece?

20. Do you drink soda with ice?

 

[That Announcer]

Section A: The Personal Stuff

1. Your name? Liam O'Keefe

2. Your age? 13

3. Your hometown? Halifax, NS, Canada

4. Your- ahem- relationship status? Single, looking

5. Your gender? Figure it out

6. Your religion? Atheist

Section B: The Muppet Stuff

1. Three favorite Muppets? Sam, Janice, Beaker

2. Three least favorite Muppets? Elmo, Baby Bear, Bean

3. Favorite Muppet film? "Muppet Treasure Island"

4. Least favorite Muppet film? "Muppets Take Manhattan"

5. Favorite Muppeteer? Jerry Nelson

6. Least favorite Muppeteer? Joey Mazzarino

7. Favorite Muppet TV show? "The Muppet Show"

8. Least favorite Muppet TV show? "Muppet Babies"

9. Favorite Muppet quote? "What? Why, they're having SWILL STROGANOFF!" -Link Hogthrob

Section C: The Crazy Stuff

1. Ever been hit by a car? No

2. Ever been to Vermont? Indeed (and I love it)

3. Do you like cheese? Yes

4. Coke, Pepsi or Royal Crown? Royal Crown

5. Favorite computer maker? Probably Intel

6. Person you'd most like to cast off the Earth? Michael Eisner

7. Favorite form of health care? Socialized

8. Disney, Warner Brothers or 20th Century Fox? Disney

9. Do you own a PS2, Xbox, Gamecube or a combination of the three? Nope

10. Have you ever been to Disney World? Yes

11. Do you golf? Yes, and I'm good at it too!

12. Can you do a Scottish accent? "Yesssirrree, Scooter my buddy!"

13. Who are your three favorite "Seinfeld" characters? Uncle Leo, George, Kramer

14. Last DVD you bought? "Phantom of the Opera"

15. Does your fridge currently contain a jar of Cheez Whiz? I think there's two in there

16. Republican, Democrat or Libertarian? Libertarian

17. Do you own a digital camera? I do

18. Favorite movie theater snack? Nachos

19. Where did you buy your last Henson merchandise piece? Strange Adventures (local comic shop)

20. Do you drink soda with ice? The more, the better.

 

[Katzi428]

Section A: The Personal Stuff

1. Your name? Kathy

2. Your age?36

3. Your hometown?Orlando,Florida

4. Your- ahem- relationship status?Single

5. Your gender?Female

6. Your religion?Catholic

Section B: The Muppet Stuff

1. Three favorite Muppets?Prairie Dawn,Kermit,The Swedish Chef

2. Three least favorite Muppets?Elmo,,Elmo & Elmo (shows how much I hate Elmo )

3. Favorite Muppet film?Muppets Take Manhattan

4. Least favorite Muppet film?Great Muppet Caper

5. Favorite Muppeteer?Jim Henson (R.I.P)

6. Least favorite Muppeteer? don't have a least favorite

7. Favorite Muppet TV show? The Muppet Show

8. Least favorite Muppet TV show? Dark Crystal

9. Favorite Muppet quote? YAAAAAAYYYYY!!!!

Section C: The Crazy Stuff

1. Ever been hit by a car? No (thank God)


2. Ever been to Vermont? No













3. Do you like cheese? Yes

4. Coke, Pepsi or Royal Crown? Coke

5. Favorite computer maker?Hewlett Packard

6. Person you'd most like to cast off the Earth? no comment

7. Favorite form of health care? Medicaid

8. Disney, Warner Brothers or 20th Century Fox? 20th Century Fox

9. Do you own a PS2, Xbox, Gamecube or a combination of the three? No

10. Have you ever been to Disney World? Yes....PLENTY of times

11. Do you golf?Nope

12. Can you do a Scottish accent? No

13. Who are your three favorite "Seinfeld" characters? I don't like Seinfeld

14. Last DVD you bought? Garfield& Friends

15. Does your fridge currently contain a jar of Cheez Whiz? No

16. Republican, Democrat or Libertarian?no comment

17. Do you own a digital camera? No

18. Favorite movie theater snack?Goobers (choc covered peanuts)

19. Where did you buy your last Henson merchandise piece?MGM Theme Park in WDW

20. Do you drink soda with ice?Yep
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[JaniceFerSure]

me,myself...(again)

(another one,LOL)

Section A: The Personal Stuff

1. Your name? Diana

2. Your age? 35

3. Your hometown? Glyndon(born in Baltimore)

4. Your- ahem- relationship status? single

5. Your gender? female

6. Your religion? Jewish/Taoist/Christian

Section B: The Muppet Stuff

1. Three favorite Muppets? Cantus,Mokey,Kermit

2. Three least favorite Muppets? Elmo,Pepe,Treelo

3. Favorite Muppet film? The Great Muppet Caper

4. Least favorite Muppet film? Muppets Take Manhattan

5. Favorite Muppeteer? Richard Hunt,Jerry Nelson,Jim Henson,Dave Goelz

6. Least favorite Muppeteer? Eric Jacobson

7. Favorite Muppet TV show? The Muppet Show,Fraggle Rock,BITBBH,JHH,SS

8. Least favorite Muppet TV show? Muppets Tonight

9. Favorite Muppet quote? Life's like a movie,write your own ending. Trial by stone! Golden teeth and golden tones,welcome to my presence.

Section C: The Crazy Stuff

1. Ever been hit by a car? my first car has,I personally haven't

2. Ever been to Vermont? yes,beautiful foliage

3. Do you like cheese? yes I like cheese,lol.yellow American,provalone,mozzarella

4. Coke, Pepsi or Royal Crown? classic & diet coke,diet pepsi when other 2 aren't available.can't stand root beer of any kind

5. Favorite computer maker? Compaq & Dell

6. Person you'd most like to cast off the Earth? not telling

7. Favorite form of health care? N/A

8. Disney, Warner Brothers or 20th Century Fox? 20th Century Fox

9. Do you own a PS2, Xbox, Gamecube or a combination of the three? PS2

10. Have you ever been to Disney World? 6 times

11. Do you golf? minature golf

12. Can you do a Scottish accent? aye laddie,I reckon I can muster one up

13. Who are your three favorite "Seinfeld" characters? Kramer,Elaine,Jerry

14. Last DVD you bought? Sideways

15. Does your fridge currently contain a jar of Cheez Whiz? nope,don't like the stuff

16. Republican, Democrat or Libertarian? Democrat

17. Do you own a digital camera? nope(still in the planning stage)

18. Favorite movie theater snack? popcorn,plain M&Ms,Junior Mints,pretzel bits,hotdogs,bottled water,Uno pizza(not all of these at once,of course)

19. Where did you buy your last Henson merchandise piece? FYE store

20. Do you drink soda with ice? yes(sometimes)

 

[That Announcer]

17. Do you own a digital camera? nope(still in the planning stage)

May I suggest my camera, the Canon Powershot A80? It's a little bit old so it'll be cheap now, and it's built like a tank.

 

[HeraLirambar]

Section A: The Personal Stuff

1. Your name? Kelly

2. Your age? 18

3. Your hometown? Hamilton, Ohio

4. Your- ahem- relationship status? Taken

5. Your gender? Grrrrrrrl!

6. Your religion? Pagan

Section B: The Muppet Stuff

1. Three favorite Muppets? Floyd, Crazy Harry, Cookie Monster

2. Three least favorite Muppets? Elmo, Hero Guy (does he count?), that dancing elephant

3. Favorite Muppet film? GMC

4. Least favorite Muppet film? KSY

5. Favorite Muppeteer? Jerry Nelson

6. Least favorite Muppeteer? Have none

7. Favorite Muppet TV show? TMS

8. Least favorite Muppet TV show? Only seen TMS

9. Favorite Muppet quote? "I don't know how to thank you guys." "I don't know why to thank you guys."

Section C: The Crazy Stuff

1. Ever been hit by a car? No.

2. Ever been to Vermont? No.

3. Do you like cheese? But of course.

4. Coke, Pepsi or Royal Crown? Coke.

5. Favorite computer maker? I don't know.

6. Person you'd most like to cast off the Earth? I'd say, but... *looks around for cameras.*

7. Favorite form of health care? That one where everyone gets it.

8. Disney, Warner Brothers or 20th Century Fox? One of the first two. WB, I guess.

9. Do you own a PS2, Xbox, Gamecube or a combination of the three? I think my brother has one of those.

10. Have you ever been to Disney World? Yes.

11. Do you golf? No.

12. Can you do a Scottish accent? Not well.

13. Who are your three favorite "Seinfeld" characters? I actually don't care for the show.

14. Last DVD you bought? I can't remember.

15. Does your fridge currently contain a jar of Cheez Whiz? No.

16. Republican, Democrat or Libertarian? Democrat.

17. Do you own a digital camera? No.

18. Favorite movie theater snack? Nerds.

19. Where did you buy your last Henson merchandise piece? I can't remember.

20. Do you drink soda with ice? No.

 

[DMETxix]

Section A: The Personal Stuff

1. Your name? - Danny

2. Your age? - 29 since two days

3. Your hometown? - Lisse, Netherlands

4. Your- ahem- relationship status? - Single

5. Your gender? - Male

6. Your religion? - Muslim

Section B: The Muppet Stuff

1. Three favorite Muppets? - Statler, Waldorf and Fozzie Bear

2. Three least favorite Muppets? - Elmo, Pepe, and Miss Piggy.

3. Favorite Muppet film? - JHS: The Dark Crystal - Muppets only: The Muppet Movie

4. Least favorite Muppet film? - JHS: Labyrinth - Muppets only: Haven't seen them all, probably Swamp Years

5. Favorite Muppeteer? - Not a clue, Steve Whitmire is certainly talented.

6. Least favorite Muppeteer? - No idea.

7. Favorite Muppet TV show? - The Muppet Show

8. Least favorite Muppet TV show? - The Muppets Tonight

9. Favorite Muppet quote? - All the lines from Statler and Waldorf.

Section C: The Crazy Stuff

1. Ever been hit by a car? - No, but got run over by a motorcycle once and broke my collarbone.

2. Ever been to Vermont? - Nope.

3. Do you like cheese? - Yes, both old and young.

4. Coke, Pepsi or Royal Crown? - Coke, I need the 'kick' it gives me.

5. Favorite computer maker? - uh, Nintendo?

6. Person you'd most like to cast off the Earth? - Just about everyone..

7. Favorite form of health care? - I'm 'covered' pretty well.. dental plan is a must.

8. Disney, Warner Brothers or 20th Century Fox? - As a production company? Neither, everything went downhill in the past decades, it's all about the money these days, not entertainment.

9. Do you own a PS2, Xbox, Gamecube or a combination of the three? - I own a GameCube, and several other Nintendo consoles. Also quite interested in the Revolution.

10. Have you ever been to Disney World? - Nope, maybe someday..

11. Do you golf? - Nope, but I think it I could enjoy i. Seems like an expensive hobby though.

12. Can you do a Scottish accent? - I'm terrible at accents.

13. Who are your three favorite "Seinfeld" characters? - George, George's dad, George's mom.

14. Last DVD you bought? - The Incredibles, but still haven't seen it.

15. Does your fridge currently contain a jar of Cheez Whiz? - Eww, no.

16. Republican, Democrat or Libertarian? - I don't like labels as they're usually too confining, but: democrat with a communistic twist?

17. Do you own a digital camera? - I have a digital videocamera which I also shoot photos with. But I certainly wouldn't mind getting one so I can make some hi-res shots.

18. Favorite movie theater snack? - Peanut M&M's, and unbuttered salty popcorn.

19. Where did you buy your last Henson merchandise piece? - I don't think I ever bought any Henson merchandise.

20. Do you drink soda with ice? - Only when served as such, not at home.

 

[Emosewa]

Section A: The Personal Stuff

1. Your name? Jamie

2. Your age? 10 (and 14 extra unwanted years...^_^)

3. Your hometown? Greenville

4. Your- ahem- relationship status? Still free.

5. Your gender? Female

6. Your religion? unitarian

Section B: The Muppet Stuff

1. Three favorite Muppets? Boober Fraggle, Gonzo, and Sweetums.

2. Three least favorite Muppets? Elmo (sorry guys ^_^), Dr. Julius Strangepork, and the Newsman.

3. Favorite Muppet film? Muppet Treasure Island

4. Least favorite Muppet film? Muppet Caper (since I can't remember it well its been so long. ^_^)

5. Favorite Muppeteer? Dave Goelz

6. Least favorite Muppeteer? Oy, making me pick a least? I guess Karen Prell.

7. Favorite Muppet TV show? Fraggle Rock

8. Least favorite Muppet TV show? Ghost of Faffner Hall

9. Favorite Muppet quote? Woooomaaannn!

Section C: The Crazy Stuff

1. Ever been hit by a car? nope

2. Ever been to Vermont? nuh uh

3. Do you like cheese? very much so

4. Coke, Pepsi or Royal Crown? pepsi

5. Favorite computer maker? currently is Gateway ^_^ (don't anger the computer)

6. Person you'd most like to cast off the Earth? Shhh.. he'll hear you.

7. Favorite form of health care? I have the insurance, I just never use it. Well, cept dental. ^_^

8. Disney, Warner Brothers or 20th Century Fox? 20th Century has the best sense of humor these days I think.

9. Do you own a PS2, Xbox, Gamecube or a combination of the three? PS2 I loveeee *hugs it* but I havea gamecube too.

10. Have you ever been to Disney World? Twice, going again next year for Halloween.

11. Do you golf? nope

12. Can you do a Scottish accent? if I tried my head would implode.

13. Who are your three favorite "Seinfeld" characters? Jerry, Kramer, and George.

14. Last DVD you bought? Monty Python and the Holy Grail special edition.

15. Does your fridge currently contain a jar of Cheez Whiz? nope, but it does have a jar of nacho cheese.

16. Republican, Democrat or Libertarian? I leave politics to those who understand it. ^_^

17. Do you own a digital camera? indeedy do

18. Favorite movie theater snack? icee

19. Where did you buy your last Henson merchandise piece? books-a-million

20. Do you drink soda with ice? not unless it comes with it. ^_^

 

[Skeeter Muppet]

Section A: The Personal Stuff

1. Your name?

Kim

2. Your age?

24

3. Your hometown?

Byron, IL. Also known as "Road Construction Central" for the next seven or so months.

4. Your- ahem- relationship status?

Single.

5. Your gender?

Female

6. Your religion?

Christian. United Church of Christ, specifically.

Section B: The Muppet Stuff

1. Three favorite Muppets?

Scooter, Robin and the Wild Impresario

2. Three least favorite Muppets?

Pepe, Elmo and Link Hogthrob

3. Favorite Muppet film?

It's a tie between The Muppets Take Manhattan and Muppet Christmas Carol.

4. Least favorite Muppet film?

Hmm...Muppet Treasure Island.

5. Favorite Muppeteer?

Richard Hunt.

6. Least favorite Muppeteer?

Don't really have one.

7. Favorite Muppet TV show?

A three-way tie between The Muppet Show, Fraggle Rock and Ghost of Faffner Hall.

8. Least favorite Muppet TV show?

If I had to pick one, I'd choose Dinosaurs.

9. Favorite Muppet quote?

"And now, ladies and gentlemen, while you are a captive audience, a display of tremendous tap-dancing talent with the added cultural component of...a pot of flowers balanced on my head." - Gonzo, MuppetVision 3-D pre-show.

Section C: The Crazy Stuff

1. Ever been hit by a car?

Nope. Things I may have hit while in the car is another story entirely...

2. Ever been to Vermont?

Nope (and I've never been to Boston in the fall!)

3. Do you like cheese?

Who doesn't?

4. Coke, Pepsi or Royal Crown?

Pfft. None of the above. Dr. Pepper, all the way!

5. Favorite computer maker?

Hewlett-Packard

6. Person you'd most like to cast off the Earth?

Oh gosh, there are just so many... Okay, first person off the top of my head - Paris Hilton.

7. Favorite form of health care?

Any insurance company that will cover me without being [CENSORED] about certain medical conditions I have.

8. Disney, Warner Brothers or 20th Century Fox?

Tough call. All three have their good and bad qualities.

9. Do you own a PS2, Xbox, Gamecube or a combination of the three?

Nope, nope, nope and nope. The only video game systems my family owns are one (1) Nintendo 8-bit system, two (2) old-school Gameboys and one (1) Nintendo 64.

10. Have you ever been to Disney World?

Twice. The first time was on vacation with my family. The second was the high school band trip my senior year. We got to march in front of the Main Street Electrical Parade.

11. Do you golf?

Only when it was required of me in gym class.

12. Can you do a Scottish accent?

In my head, perfectly. Actually speaking out loud...not so much.

13. Who are your three favorite "Seinfeld" characters?

I never watched "Seinfeld."

14. Last DVD you bought?

The Marx Brothers' "A Night At the Opera".

15. Does your fridge currently contain a jar of Cheez Whiz?

Nope.

16. Republican, Democrat or Libertarian?

I go with whoever doesn't rub me the wrong way.

17. Do you own a digital camera?

Yup. A Nikon CoolPix 3200.

18. Favorite movie theater snack?

19. Where did you buy your last Henson merchandise piece?

At the Pec Thing, a bi-annual flea market. I managed to find a hardbound junior novelization of "The Muppets Take Manhattan" and a compilation of old Muppet comic strips called Froggy Mountain Breakdown.

20. Do you drink soda with ice?

Normally, although it's also good right out of a cold 20 ounce bottle.

-Kim

 

[Tosh]

Section A: The Personal Stuff

1. Your name? Jana

2. Your age? 31

3. Your hometown? Albuquerque, NM

4. Your- ahem- relationship status? Single

5. Your gender? Female

6. Your religion? Mostly Methodist

Section B: The Muppet Stuff

1. Three favorite Muppets? Scooter, Wembley, and Rowlf

2. Three least favorite Muppets? Elmo, Andy and Randy Pig

3. Favorite Muppet film? MTM

4. Least favorite Muppet film? Not sure

5. Favorite Muppeteer? Richard Hunt and Jerry Nelson

6. Least favorite Muppeteer? Can't think of one

7. Favorite Muppet TV show? Fraggle Rock

8. Least favorite Muppet TV show? Muppets Tonight

9. Favorite Muppet quote? "Look, father! A bear!"
“No, dear. That's a frog. Bears wear hats."

Section C: The Crazy Stuff

1. Ever been hit by a car? No (hopefully never!)

2. Ever been to Vermont? Not yet

3. Do you like cheese? Oh yeah

4. Coke, Pepsi or Royal Crown? Coke

5. Favorite computer maker? Probably Dell, although I still use my old Mac

6. Person you'd most like to cast off the Earth? ???

7. Favorite form of health care? Whatever my job provides

8. Disney, Warner Brothers or 20th Century Fox? WB

9. Do you own a PS2, Xbox, Gamecube or a combination of the three? No, but I have an old Coleco Vision.

10. Have you ever been to Disney World? No, but I've been to Disneyland lots of times.

11. Do you golf? Miniature-style

12. Can you do a Scottish accent? No

13. Who are your three favorite "Seinfeld" characters? Probably just Kramer

14. Last DVD you bought? Into the Woods

15. Does your fridge currently contain a jar of Cheez Whiz? No, sorry.

16. Republican, Democrat or Libertarian? Democrat

17. Do you own a digital camera? Just got one, and I love it!

18. Favorite movie theater snack? Popcorn and chocolate-covered raisins

19. Where did you buy your last Henson merchandise piece? online

20. Do you drink soda with ice? Not usually

- Jana