Nose Hair

[Fozzie Bear]

Do you really want an explanation? Or are you soaking in the blissfulness of not knowing what's goin on? You're safe either way...

 

[Sunshineboz]

HA HA, Sarah, it's best at this point to think of fluffy little clouds and muppets parachuting from them.

 

[scarecroe]

Originally posted by Fozzie Bear
GRASSY-as, Senor!

Hey no problemo. I'm nothing if not good for pitching out a pun!





Pitchfork. Hay. You use a pitchfo--... Ah forget it.

 

[Joggy]

Hey, ya know WHAT's fun? Nose hair that's WHITE. Like mine. Like, the kind you can see clearly at every angle even if it's not too much hair growing.

*sigh* I still wonder why I got rebuilt back then. I wish I still had my dark hair

 

[Fozzie Bear]

Originally posted by scarecroe
Hey no problemo. I'm nothing if not good for pitching out a pun! Pitchfork. Hay. You use a pitchfo--... Ah forget it.

Keep swinging at 'em, pal. You'll bat a good one as soon as you cover all the bases!

(See? Playing off your 'pitch'.

OH! I said playing!!

...and the game continues into overtime!)

HAAA!!

 

[Super Scooter]

The secret life of guys revealed! I had no idea that a discussion of nose hair was supposed to be so prominent on our lists!

Oh, this is a hay-er raising expe- right.

 

[Fozzie Bear]

HAY! Good pun there! We had almost got away from the 'hay' gags, but you 'raised' it from the dead!!

Then again, most puns die continuously---especially in running gags.

ack!

 

[Super Scooter]

Well, I always liked the Henson line of reasoning:

"If it's bad enough to use once, it's good enough
to use again!"

I guess that can get a little emba-HAY-rassing!!! Ah, ha ha!

OK, that one's a bit of a stretch, but, it's HAY-re to stay!!!

 

[Fozzie Bear]

DOOHHHH!! I can't BEAR it!!

 

[Super Scooter]

I told you it was em-BEAR-assing!

No holds BEAR-ed!

... I'm sorry. I could BEAR-ly control myself on that one!

Seriously, though, is this what we reduce ourselves to? Going down to this un-BEAR-able way of speaking about bodily functions? Or, is it we're just har-BEAR-ing grudges! (big stretch)

Okay, I'm done. Time to hit the HAY!