Hensonville City 2010

[The Count]

We need some swingin' jazz music today.
UD: Yes, sad about her passing.

*Roomies join the dance.

 

[The Count]

* Feeds his bats some Batty Snacks from the open box of little bat-shaped biscuits.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: (lying on sofa, with ice pack on head) What a day...
Erin: (reading a book while sitting with legs swung over arm of chair) You too, huh? What happened?
Nora: You wouldn't believe it. Down at the shop, the entire shelf of architecture books collapsed while I was standing beneath it. (points to bruise on head) This came courtesy of Frank Lloyd Wright.
Erin: Well, well, form does follow function...namely, downwards. (turns page) I just had a really long writing day. Sources not calling me back and stuff. Wonder where everyone is?
Storyteller: Well, Scooter wanted to practice some skateboard stunt for the show, and Beige is out coaching him...

(huge crash in the hallway)

Beige: No! You were supposed to do the triple ollie before you cleared the bucket of maple syrup...hang on. (runs in) Hey, uh, guys, we need a little help out here. (yells over shoulder) If you can move it, it's not broken!
Erin: (rolls eyes, gets first aid kit, goes out into hallway) I don't want to know...
Storyteller: Dear me...Erin just got over her bad ankle, your head hurts and heaven only knows what happened to Scooter. This place starting to resemble a battlefield hospital.
Nora: Does anyone know all the words to the theme from MASH?
Erin: (escorting in Scooter, who is clutching his arm) I should be used to this, but what was that for?
Scooter: I'm supposed to be doing something on Muppet Sports - Lewis Kazagger's doing a special series on really harebrained sports - and I wanted to...owww...
Beige: Okay, I did suggest the maple syrup and the pool of marbles. But you came up with the rest of the obstacle course yourself...and that triple ollie was just awful.
Scooter: Quit scolding me and get me an ice pack.

 

[The Count]

*Hears crash upstairs. Hmm, they must've gotten their hands on that new Sports from Heck book. I should get a copy of that, I need an idea for Kazagger's monstrification after all.

 

[Bastran]

Bell: *Walks into her room, looking beat and dragging a saxophone case* Hey, peeps. D:

Fozzie: Where have you been?

Rowlf: We haven't gotten to visit the others in ages.

Animal: WANT AILIE! D< *slams his fists on the ground*

Bell: *Holds up her paws* Hey, hey! I was busy! D: And you know you're free to visit the others whenever you like, y'all are just lazy. XP

Shon: I can't reach the doorknob. >: *Pads over and licks Bell*

Bell: I promise I'll be around more often, hun. X3 *Pets Shon* You guys wanna go meet up with the other roomies, while I put my stuff up? I have a song in mind for later~ c:

 

[The Count]

*Leaves PB-filled pancakes with jar of maple syrup and sausages for whoever's awake in this crazuh place.

 

[Lil0Vampy]

Liza: O.O OMG. Thank yee. *noms, before slinking into the abyss*

Gonzo: Yah, thanks!

 

[The Count]

No probs... *Snatches some for self.

 

[The Count]

*Hums eery tune a little lightly while doing some monster roster research.

 

[Bastran]

Shon: *Curled into a tight ball on Room 12's couch* >.<... My head huuurts.

Fozzie: That's because you've picked up your daddy's old habits, hon. <XD *Picks Shon up and cradles him* D'you wanna go visiting? Might help your headache.

Shon: ;~;... how in the world would visiting help my headache? Hensonville residents are- aach! *Clutches his head*

Rowlf: *Walks in, holding a can of...root beer* All lunatics? Exactly. You'll be in so much pain from flying penguins and The Newsman's Polka that you'll forget all about your head! 8D

Fozzie: Think we should take Animal, too?

Rowlf: Let 'em sleep, he's still bushed from last night. XP Lucky thing, that Animal.

Bell: *Vaguely, from the ceiling fan* ...you know what, Fozzinator? I totes forgot your birthday the other day. 12th, wasn't it?

Fozzie: X3 That's fine...Rowlf took me out to dinner that night, and Momma sent me a new tie. :3 C'mon, guys, let's go visit...someone.