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Mairin: <looks over Jason's shoulder> Mr. Moppet did you wet the bed?
Som: <Screams and tumbles down the stairs>
Mairin: <Quickly quenches flames>
Som: <scrambles to his feet> You can have her dude. I'm outta...
Jason: <spins around>
Mairin: Let. Me. Go.
Jason: I'd do what she says...
Som: Shut up. Who asked your opinion?
Mairin: ME! <skin bursts...
Jason: <kicks down door>
Som: <turns around and grabs Mairin as she runs up the stairs>
Mairin: <runs into house avoiding mudpuddle>
Jason: <chases Jack upstairs>
Som: <trips up the stairs after Jason>
Jason: <chases Jack>
Som: <chases Jason>
Mairin: I guess we should go after them <hands Goat the poncho so she can shield her dirt from the...
Mairin: You know I could stop this.....but why?
Jason and Som: <continue to fight over the prone Jack over Mairin> (confusing much?)
Jason: <ends up kicking Jack in the face while punching Som in the face>
Som: <kicks Jack in the groin while reeling from Jason's punch>...
Jason: <jumps into the air dodging Jacks attack and lands on top of him>
Som: <scrambles to his feet and leaps at Jason>
Mairin: By getting beaten?
Jason: <grabs the running Som and swings him around, throwing him at Jack>
Mairin: I am not your "love" and I did not miss you.
Jason: <gets really angry> JACK! GET AWAY FROM MAIRIN! <pushes Som off of him and charges...
Mairin: <eyes narrow> Jack...
Jason: <looks over> JACK!
Som: <confused> Jack?
Som: *to Jason* Oh great! You upset her!
Jason: I upset her? YOU upset her!
Som: I did not!
Jason: YES YOU DID!
Jason and Som: <start...
Jason and Som: <continue to wrestle in the mud and end up rolling over Mairin>
Mairin: *is rolled over* AHHH!
Jason and Som: <immediately stop...
Jason and Som: Huh? <both look down to see Mairin curled up in the mud> Mairin!
Som: <leans down to pick Mairin up>
Jason: Oh no you DON'T!...
Jason: SHUT UP GOAT! WE'RE BUSY!
Som: YEAH! STOP BEING CONSCIOUS UNCONSCIOUS GIRL!
Jason: *to Som* <blink, disgusted> You're an idiot!
Som: One moment unconscious girl, I'm busy *to Jason* And what makes YOU think you're Mairin's boyfriend?
Jason: Well for one we're living...
Som: Mairin? Are you ok baby?
Jason: <getting angry> She's not your "baby"
Som: <annoyed> What are you talking about? Who the heck are you?...
<Ambulance shrieks to a halt in front of the Moppet house. The paramedics jump out and run over to the unconscious Goat>
Paramedic: <looks Goat...
Jason: <looks at Goat> Maybe we should call an ambulance...
Mairin: Yeah...<takes out cellphone and dials 9-1-1>
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