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10 Signs that You Might be ________

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by D'Snowth, Dec 6, 2005.

  1. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    This is based on a funny list MrsPepper once showed me called "25 Signs You Might be a Canadian". Well, this is based on that list. The catch? Think of 10 things about you that seem to stick out, list them and call your list "10 Signs That You Might be _______". Here's mine...

    10 Signs That You Might Be D'Snowth
    1. You treat your trademark screen name "Courage-Bagge" as if it was your given name.
    2. You spend 12 hours a day sitting in front of some sort of screen, and the other 12 sleeping.
    3. Your idea of the perfect girl is long blonde hair, bright blue eyes, funny personality, and almost exactly 2.75 times older than you.
    4. You get offended when someone makes a "fat" joke, unless it's directed to Drew Carey.
    5. You think Adam Sandler is just about the worst comedian in the world.
    6. Your idea of a hobby includes drawing comics or giving puppets a prostate check.
    7. Your idea of good reading material is a comic book.
    8. You get offended when some says something negative about "the dumb blonde from Whose Line."
    9. You debate over that fact that B.J. was better than Trapper.
    10. You have no life and decide to start a "10 Signs That You Might be _____" lists.
  2. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    Hmm, this sounds kind of fun!

    10 Signs you might be redBoobergurl
    1. You are constantly bringing up your wedding in conversations with other people and reminding them of how many months are left (less than 6 right now in case anyone's wondering)
    2. You sing Muppet songs that are appropriate to different occasions (parties, weddings, etc.) to annoy your friends
    3. You spend WAY too much time in front of your computer
    4. You can quote from just about any Muppet movie except MTI (cause I haven't seen that one)
    5. You have a personality that is constantly conflicting between Red Fraggle and Boober Fraggle with just a hint of Mokey thrown in
    6. You are constantly quoting different episodes of Friends
    7. You never miss an episode of Gilmore Girls
    8. You can never seem to get warm in the winter unless your hands are covered with something (i.e. gloves)
    9. You can't stand the fact that Carrie Underwood won American Idol and are refusing to watch it this year
    10. You actually had 10 things that you could list that other people might find odd or weird about you
  3. Ziffel

    Ziffel Well-Known Member

    Cool to know there is someone else besides me who doesn't like this very UNfunny actor!

    Hey but nothing wrong with that at all. Everyone in that situation should be thinking and talking often of it. Congrats to you as one of the most special days in your life draws ever closer.
  4. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Well-Known Member

    10 Signs you're DanDanStrawberry

    1. You're listening to Madonna
    2. Every morning you say a prayer in front of your Madonna poster
    3. You can recite Madonna's full name including those of her husbands: "Madonna Louise Veronica Cicconne Penn Ritchie"
    4. You find you've recorded 2 albums with someone you've never met before
    5. You tell people you're surname is Blake for no reason whatsoever...
    6. You think everything is fabulous
    7. The soundtrack to your life has 3 remixes of Vogue on it
    8. There's a hole in your garden with a neon arrow with "insert Mariah Carrey here" on it
    9. You have your own cult inspired by fruit
    10. Your alter-ego is named Angus

    10 Signs You're Madonna
    1. Dan Blake has left teeth prints on your fence...
  5. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    10 Signs You're theprawncracker

    1. You've got homework in every subject, yet you remain on your computer on MC or talking on MSN Messenger.
    2. You live in a duplex but still have Muppet action figures in front of your computer desk.
    3. It's Friday night, and you hope htat no one asks you to do something so you can spend it posting random muffiness on MC.
    4. You talk to people from MC more than you do people who you've actually met.
    5. If someone says, "I have to go catch my bus!" You reply saying, "With that tongue? No way!"
    6. You dispise family dinners, movies, meetings, etc.
    7. Your worst fear is your internet connection being disabled.
    8. You find more humor in cartoons than most primetime TV shows.
    9. You cringe at the sight of a "C" on a school assignment.
    10. You would much rather talk to a girl about themself than yourself, or about Muppets, Star Wars, video games and the like than talk to them about sports, food, etc.
  6. Gonzo14

    Gonzo14 Well-Known Member

    10 Signs that you're Gonzo14
    1. You come home from school every day and post on MC
    2. You have no homework, because of your slacker senior schedule
    3. You sleep when you're not tired and when you are tired, you can't sleep
    4. You can become addicted to any tv show by watching 2 episodes
    5. You Rearange Muppet Figures at least once a week
    6. You hope to have no customers at your job, because you get paid the same either way.
    7. You can't remember the last report card that didn't have a C on it
    8. At least once a day, someone runs up from behind you and jumps on you.
    9. You watch Tommy Boy at least twice a month
    10. If Fresh Prince is on, you drop what you're doing and watch it
  7. Vibs

    Vibs Well-Known Member

    Okay here we go:

    10 signs that You Might Be A Dane:

    1) You eat ryebread at least once... an hour...
    2) You read HC Andersen stories every night before you go to bed.
    3) You always wear red and white.
    4) Your last name is "Jensen" or "Petersen" or "Olsen"
    5) You have a dog that looks exactly like this one:


    6) You love baking.
    7) You have a pet mermaid.
    8) You like to put on a silly hat, grow a beard and conquer England.
    9) You tend to think you are from The Netherlands, because everybody else does.
    10) You know perfectly well, that all the things I just typed aren't true... :p
  8. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Goooooood one!!!

    10 Signs You're Kathy Greenwood
    1. You have a crazy fan in America who creates a website about you.
    2. You have a crazy fan in America who writes fanmail to you.
    3. You have a crazy fan in America who joins a fanclub dedicated to you.
    4. You have a crazy fan in America who blows pictures of you up as posters for his bedroom wall.
    5. You have a crazy fan in America who carries pictures of you in his wallet.
    6. You have a crazy fan in America who remembers you best from an improv show hosted by a big fat man.
    7. You have a crazy fan in America who has fantasies about seeing you in underwear.
    8. You have a crazy fan in America who drools at the site of you in a mini-skirt.
    9. You have a crazy fan in America who wants to drive you in a horse-drawn carriage.
    10. You have a crazy fan in America is just ****** crazy!
  9. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Well-Known Member

    10 Signs You're A Moose

    1. You have antlers
    2. You make moose noises
    3. You know someone who was an extra in Brother Bear
    4. You are unable to speak english
    5. Aunt DanDan has attempted to ride you
    6. Dan Blake is in love with you
    7. Your species ryhmes with loose
    8. Your species ryhmes with truce
    9. You have hooves
    10. ...erm...you are a moose...
  10. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    11. Your best friend is a flying squirrel!
  11. 10 Signs that you might be redfurrymonster84

    1. On any site your screen name is redfurrymonster84, furryredmonster, or furryredmonster1.
    2. Your too crazy
    3. You have one best friend who is totally like you and the other one is the complete opposite of you
    4. You are an Elmo Fanatic and are wearing an Elmo shirt and sweatshirt all the time
    5. You have no life
    6. You listen to music that some people--well most people think is scary
    7. Your favorite colors are black & pink together but can't stand the color pink alone
    8. You are a vegetarian and a very picky eater
    9. You hate tennies shoes and your mom and dad had to practily pry the sandals off your feet and hide them for the winter
    10. Your Geography teacher calls you "giggles"
  12. Ziffel

    Ziffel Well-Known Member

    10 sings that you may be Ziffel (me, not Fred Ziffel the guy in the avatar)

    1) You never get tired of "Green Acres", "All in the Family", "Andy Griffith", "I love Lucy", or "The Honeymooners"
    2) You remind people of funny things they said many years ago (even over 30 years ago).
    3) You quote classic movie and tv lines (even ones that aren't considered classic)
    4) Your favorite football team is whoever plays the Philadelphia Eagles
    5) You like to play chess computers against each other
    6) You begin a diet at the start of each day but are off it before dusk (dusk? high noon is more like it!)
    7) You are so highly sensitive that it's a wonder you don't have a skin rash
    8) You love to sleep but you also love to be awake and have fun so you are in a never ending dilemna on whether to stay up late and have fun or to get a good night's sleep and feel great the next day
    9) You DESPISE the snow and winter weather!
    10) You love spending time alone and yet desire socialization at times too
    11) Forgot about this one: You LOVE puns!

    Edit: While I was ziffeled a bunch of times while doing this! And neat that D'Snowth did a number 11 also! Which reminds me of a number 12:

    12) You pull a ziffel a lot and, while never on purpose, you immensely enjoy it!
  13. 5 signs that your Elmo
    1. Your favorite food is pizza
    2. You love to be tickled
    3. You can not walk into Wal-mart without seeing yourself everywhere
    4. Your best friend is a monster literally
    5. You wish to meet furryredmonster one day :)
  14. Ziffel

    Ziffel Well-Known Member

    Oh and I have to add a number 13:

    13) Your favorite place to spend a week's vacation is right at home. Ahhhhh.
  15. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Well-Known Member

    10 Signs You Are A Chocolate Turtle

    1. You are made of chocolate
    2. You are a turtle
    3. Vibs and Dan recorded a hoax song about you
    4. Vibs and Dan have an album named after you
    5. You can't go in hot places
    6. You have to stay away from hungry people
    7. You can eat yourself
    8. Your initals are CT
    9. Your species is...odd
    10. You are sold in Thornton's
  16. Vibs

    Vibs Well-Known Member

    10 Signs That You Might Be Related To Somebody In The Moppet Family:

    1. You tend to be a blue weirdo with no specafic gender.
    2. You started talking when you were about 3 days old.
    3. You trip over everything, you faint all the time, and have a past as a pirate.
    4. You hand out lollipops to whoever you may meet wherever you may be, whatever the time is.
    5. You like fluttering around, being pink.
    6. You are a part of a body and your name is danish for a number.
    7. Somebody who is about 20 years younger than you, and a baby, is in love with you.
    8. You are often transformed into an oinking puppy.
    9. You are scared of waking up one day and finding out that your children turned you into an Alga.
    10. Sometimes you feel like you are basically a made up character, who turned into a real living person and who is being controlled by somebody.

    11. You are hillarious.
  17. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    5 More Signs You're D'Snowth
    1. Anytime you hear "Canada", you think about MrsPepper, or SuperFan, or That Announcer, etc.
    2. You're only friends in life are through a computer screen.
    3. You have to quote M*A*S*H alot.
    4. People give you kooky nick names you can't get rid of.
    5. People remember you as either the vice president of a thread killers organization, or Kathy Greenwood's chauffer.

    5 More Signs You're Kathy Greenwood
    1. Drew Carey is always wanting you to do some kind of dance.
    2. Drew Carey is always staring at your butt.
    3. Denny Siegel wants to beat the living crap out of you.
    4. Denny Siegel wants to torture you in an unpleasant manner.
    5. You're constantly stereo-typed as a dumb blonde.
  18. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    7 Signs That You Might Be Katzi428
    1)You keep talking about a guy named Bowzer & a lot of people under 30 are like "WHO?"
    2) You love cats a lot
    3)You have Prairie Dawn as a roomie in the Muppet College Thread
    4)On the old episodes of SS,you were scared out of your wits when James Earl Jones was on to say the alphabet or #s 1-10
    5)Wayne Brady is one of your favorites on "Whose Line"
    6)You laugh HYSTERICALLY at The Irish Drinking Song on "Whose Line"
    7)When you apologize on this board,you type Sah-ree
  19. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Vibs!! That MopFam one was hillarious!!

    3 Signs That You Might Be Steve Whitmire
    1. You perform Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, and Wembley Fraggle.
    2. Your hair goes to your shoulders, and you're a guy.
    3. You constantly feel like on a website somewhere, a 17 year old Brit is talking about your behind with a 16 year old Illinoisan.
  20. peachesncream

    peachesncream Well-Known Member

    10 signs that you might be peachesncream
    1. you type everything in lowercase letters becuase you're lazy
    2. you live by the gilmore girls
    3.you have more muppet figures and other assorted collectible than you have space
    4.you still have boxes to unpack in your apartment
    5. you still have stuff from your wedding in april in your car
    6.you live by showtunes
    7. everyone is called a kid
    8. you wish you could be a muppet
    9. you can name all the steelers thanks to your husband
    10. you work in a theme park

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