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2007 Muppet Presidential Election begins

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Mar 8, 2007.


Cast Votes for Muppet President

Poll closed Apr 21, 2007.
  1. GroverMonster/theprawncracker

    3 vote(s)
  2. Dr. Bunsen Honeydew/Luke

    6 vote(s)
  3. Miss Piggy/Ruahnna

    12 vote(s)
  4. Beaker/Beakerfan

    4 vote(s)
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  1. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Grover: Oh, my voters are running! Do not be afraid! *runs into phone booth* *comes out as Super Grover* I, SU-per Grover will protect you!
  2. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Telly and FilFil turn around and see Super Grover

    Telly and FilFil: Wow!

    FilFil: It's Super Grover.

    Telly: The superest super hero monster. I wanna get his autograph!

    FilFil: No i am!

    Both take off after Super Grover and run into him instead

    Telly: Ooooo sorry 'bout that Super Grover.

    FilFil: It was Telly's fault.

    Telly: It was FilFil. Not mine. You believe me Super Grover! *pulling at Grover's fur*
  3. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Grover: Wha ah ah ah! Yes- Telly- I- Believe- You- And- You- Can- Both- Have- My- Autographs! *falls back over*
  4. Ruahnna

    Ruahnna Well-Known Member

    Form over Substance

    Ruahnna: Piggy honey--what is this package in the hallway?
    Piggy: Oooh! They came! They came!
    Ruahnna: (doubtfully) What came?
    Piggy: Moi's new campaign pictures!
    Ruahnna: More pictures? Honey, this election is supposed to be about substantive issues--not how well you look in....(trails off) Wow. These are good. Has Kermit seen these? (shakes head to clear it) I mean--Piggy, being president is about serving your constituents.
    Piggy: My constitu-whats?
    Sal: Hey! I come to get the latest shipment of--heeey! Looking good, Miss Presidential Hopeful.
    Piggy: (disbelieving at his freshness) What did you say?
    Kermit: Hey Piggy, have you seen--um, gee. Are these the new pictures?
    Piggy: Yes, Mon Capitan. You like?
    Kermit: Well, they're a little, um, you know, less presidential than the last ones that you--
    Sal: Hey--who many of these do you want me to plaster around town?
    Piggy: (breaking away from gazing in to Kermit's eyes) Everywhere! Put them on every storefront, bulletin board and telephone pole that you--
    Fozzie: You called?
    Piggy: I did not! But now that you're here, you can put up some of these pictures.
    Ruahnna: (desperately trying to restore order) But Piggy, what about the....
    (she is alone) issues. Foo.
    Foo Foo: You called.
    Ruahnna: No, dear. Nevermind.
    Foo Foo: Ooh! Nice picture of Piggy!
    Ruahnna: (muttering) When she looks good, you look good.
    Foo Foo: C'mon--I'll take you for a walk. You look like you could use it.

    http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l204/Ruahnna07/Presidential stuff/PiggyinPresidentialgown.jpg
  5. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    ... Scooter: Now if only we could get some more votes to go with those new campaign pictures as thanks for the tireless work we're... *yawns* doing here on Piggy's behalf.
    Catherine, you mind if I come and walk you home? Or you walk me home?
    *Trods off, a little sleepily as the hour is now late for the gofer to be awake.
  6. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    Muppet Newsman: This is a Muppet Newsflash! It's raining cats and dogs [cat falls at his feet and screeches]. In other news, here is a transcript of the brand new, hotly anticipated all star campaign video for Dr Bunsen Honeydew, so good, that two of the other candidates have been stunned into silence!


    A Vote For Fun Is A Vote For Dr Bunz - Commercial

    Johnny Fiama: (singing) When your Bunz are sore, cos your life is such a chore. Vote for a new dawn, instead of other guys who just make you yawn. Some say he's a maniac, but really he's a brainiac. Be smart, mark your make, vote for Dr Bunz!

    Kermit: Good evening frog lovers. I'm here tonight to ask you to vote for Dr Bunz. A furry monster may ooze cuteness, but where does he stand on the serious issues? The answer? Not very far when he's only about 3 feet tall. And a pig for president? Sheesh? Miss Piggy has made my medical insurance bills rise ever since i met her. Beaker? Well how long is a radioactive president gonna last. I support Dr Bunz - it's not easy being green, and he's making a stand on green issues in this campaign ....

    Gonzo: Yeah, more green skittles in each pack, glow in the dark green socks for every woman and child, and new green lingerie for chickens.

    Dr Phil Van Neuter And Dr Bunz stands for the latest technological issues, like providing unlimited shot nerf guns and water guns that shoot at the speed of light during his 2pm daily happy hour - and his stand on safety is second to none. If you get killed using one of his inventions he'll gladly replace the product no questions asked.

    Bean Bunny: And a special message to all you lovers of the cute and cuddly ... don't be fooled by other cute guys, they're monsters. I'm the cutest muppet and Dr Bunz has never hurt me, yet, so please vote for him, please, for your ol' buddy Beany.

    Pepe: These muffets are right si? I am another candidate in this election and even i am appearing in this Dr Bunz campaign video, along with these lovely girls here (girls in bikinis appear around Pepe) who Dr Bunz said i will be shaking my bon bons with. So let's dance girls , okay?

    Pepe & Girls (dancing to spanish salsa music) Vote for Bunz Hokay, or we will spank you, like bad bad donkeys!

    Dr Bunsen (appears in a grass skirt playing the spanish guitar) Yes a vote for me, means penguins in speedos. The whitehouse will be green, and we'll put elmo in space. You can nerf gun your friends, and splat cream pies in their face. I'll bring back the fraggles, and make sprockets tail waggle. We'll give the Muppeteers a raise and make sure Disney pays. So let me win this race, cos i'm Dr Bunz and the Bunz are ace!

    Ending legal information - three small rodents were harmed in the making of this campaign video and it was sponsored by pop rocks and the letters TAX DEDUCTIBLE!
  7. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Upon the airing of said previous commercial, the television in the Muppet Newsman's room explodes proving that the Vote for Buns campaign was far too charged of mistruths for it to continue playing a single second more.

    Kermit supporting Honeydew... As if!
  8. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    *The proof was there for everyone on screen Scooter, the pig is fried!*

    I wonder what will happen when Miss Piggy hears of Kermits dissapearance ..... i mean, appearance.
  9. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Proof of what? Your disingenuine attempt to have a Kermitclone try to pass himself off as the real thing. She'll pretty much let you know her displeasure herself with stealing Kermit, or an identical replica thereof to make it look like Kermit actually endorsed your campaign. And believe me, you'll feel it in the morning.
  10. anytimepally

    anytimepally Well-Known Member

    Rizzo the Rat: Did somebody say bacon?
  11. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Shhhh... Keep quiet or there'll be rat-a-touille added to the menu.
  12. Ruahnna

    Ruahnna Well-Known Member

    Miss Piggy, Presidential Candidate: (sputtering) Stunned into silence? Stunned into silence my Aunt Myrtle! If I get a hold of the bozo who grabbed me and threw me in that closet, why I'll--
    Muppet Newsguy: This is a Muppet New Flash! Miss Piggy, Presidential Candidate for the mostly irrelevant position of Grand Poobah of the mostly disinterested populace of Muppet Central has just come out of her closet!
    (Miss Piggy, Presidential Candidate, looms over the Muppet Newsguy, who looks uncomfortably over his shoulder.)
    Muppet Newsguy: Um, and very attractive she looks! Are those new shoes?
    Miss Piggy, Presidential Candidate: HI! Yah!
    (Muppet Newsguy goes flying over the head of Ru as she enters the room.)
    Ruahnna: (entering the room) Was that the Muppet Newsguy? Oh Piggy! There you are! I've been looking all over for you! Where have you been?
    Miss Piggy, Presidential Candidate: (indignantly) LOCKED IN MY CLOSET ALL DAY!
    Ruahnna: Oh--Honey! Are you hurt? What happened?
    Miss Piggy, Presidential Candidate: (with excessive dignity) Moi is not damaged.
    Ruahnna: Well, I'm glad to hear that. Now c'mon, Piggy--we've got a press conference in a few.
    Miss Piggy, Presidential Candidate: (faintly) A press conference? With reporters? (touches hair self-consciously) How do I look?
    Ruahnna: (fondly) Ravishing, dear. Now come--it won't take them long to revive the Muppet Newsguy, and then they'll want us.
  13. Ruahnna

    Ruahnna Well-Known Member

    Ruahnna: (opening the press conference) Miss Piggy would like to gratefully acknowledge all of the muppets who have worked so tirelessly on her campaign. (blushing) Um, kissy kissy to Scooter and Ed and, um, Uncle Deadly. (hissing, to Piggy: Piggy--You're supposed to kiss babies! Not dead dragons! I am not going to kissy-kissy anyone else for you in this campaign!) Thank you to Sal for all the muscle--and the bananas. And thanks to Sam and Eagle for his unimpeachible efforts to stem the tide of negative campaigning and keep things, um, strictly American. And thanks to Morty for all the, um, legal advice. (Talk to you in a minute, okay Morty?) Now--any questions for Miss Piggy, Presidential Candidate?
    Rizzo: Did somebody say "impeach"? She hasn't even been elected yet! Speaking of--anybody got any fruit? I'm hungry!
    (Sal nails him in the eye with a bunch of bananas.)
    Rizzo: (weakly) Thanks! (falls over)
  14. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Oscar: Who is it were voting for again?

    Gordon: For Grover. *puts his vote in*

    Oscar: For that cute ball of fur. That's almost saying i would vote for the little red menace.

    Susan: Oh come on Oscar. Grover is our friend. Wouldn't you do this for Big Bird?

    Oscar: The turkey? Why?

    Gordon: Just forget i Oscar. You don't have to do anything we tell you. Come on dear. *Gordon and Susan walk off*

    Oscar: What?!

    Herry: *sees Oscar* Hey Oscar. You here to vote for Grover

    Oscar: *still looking at Gordon and Susan*

    Herry: He-llooooo! *waves hand in front of Oscar's face*

    Oscar: Huh? What? Oh it's you Herry.

    Herry: Are you here to vote for Grover?

    Oscar: Nope....well...i guess...nah.....uhhhh...nah....I DON'T KNOW! *starts crying*

    Herry: Man i have never see a grouch cry before.
  15. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *At press conference..
    Lewis: Miss Piggy, how do you respond to the shameless chicanery perpretrated by the Honeydew campaign, portraying Kermit as voting for their green party nominee?

    *Passing by... Oh hi Oscar. You gonna vote for Grover? That guy's a ball of fuzzy and blue cuteness. Or you could vote for the candidate whose as rough as a grouch, and can back up her campaign pledges with muscle. She's got a mean streak that'd make any trashcan tennant proud. Vote for Piggy... Or not, whatever.
    *Goes off to get some refreshments from the booth near the conference.
  16. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Oscar: *stops crying/hears a "ding!"* That sounds like my kind of candidate. *heads over to other voters booth*

    Herry: Figures. *yells out* Come one. Come all. Vote for the furry cute monster Grover. The one who you want your kids to grown up to be like. Kind and cute is the way i say to go.
  17. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    Van Neuter: As much bacon as you can stomach at the Dr Bunz Near Victory BBQ tonight after the polls close. We'll be putting a pig on a spit.
    And that means FIRE!!!!
    Rizzo: .... and that means after YOU light the BBQ, the FIRE SERVICE! I think the pig will be spitting, especially when she hears about your plans.
    Van Neuter: The pigs already spitting. She's heard about Kermit making that cameo in the Dr Bunz video. He's secretly backing us because he doesn't want Piggy to become the first lady, something to do with an increased clothing allowance. Except we told him it was just a campaign video rehearsal, he was gonna do it disguised as Mickey Mouse and speaking in German.
    Elmo: Hi there fellas. Elmo loves Dr Bunz. He told Elmo he gonna send him on a long holiday into space. Elmo gonna be astronaut.
    Rizzo: Heh heh, I have a feeling thats gonna be a loooooong journey. I hear they're handing out a new Dr Bunz action figure variant tonight at the party. It's Dr Bunz wearing his grass skirt, coconut bikini with the spanish guitar accessory - limited to only 50 pieces. Scooter wants one but we're gonna make him walk over hot coals first. Mmmm roasted gofer!
  18. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Heh... Victory party, yeah right. Maybe you don't realize this, but Grover's got four more votes than you, Bunwormer. And why would I want that bootlegged custom? I'd rather buy it from Ken's store. And besides, I can just blast your silly little party to kingdom come employing the services of the Smart Bombs I secretly programmed to destroy anybody who keeps trying to sabotage our campaign with the idiocy of a fake Kermit.

    See you tonight when we reveal that secret video of you and that ladyfriend of yours that you hoped would never air on public television Bunwormer.
    *Leaves with a smirk on his face.
  19. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    ooc - We said Near Victory, we will be very happy with second tonight and will be working tirelessly to make sure Bean Bunny out cutes them in the next round.

    Rizzo: And we'll be happy having seconds at dinner tonight as well. And that Ken fella? He's supporting Dr Bunz as well, he's got his backroom monkeys making the figures - always been a fan of bunz from what i hear.

  20. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Voting Commission

    The poll has been edited to show most votes to least in the last election.

    Pepe and Yorick have conceded to their compaign opponents and must now begin pulling for the politician they feel deserves the position of President.

    A new thread will begin so we can have a new poll to vote from and it will close in 5 days.
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