31 Muppets in Search of a Plot!

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Philo and Gunge

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Coming soon to a computer near you: 31 Muppets In Search Of A Plot!

Starring
Kermit the Frog
Cookie Monster
Big Bird
Those Dogs From SS
Baby Natasha
And a cast of thousands (give or take)!

Coming soon (in fact, tommorow).
 
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Philo and Gunge

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Here's our cast:
1. Kermit The Frog
2. Cookie Monster
3. Big Bird
4. Dogs [SS]
5. Baby Natasha
6. Sam The Eagle
7. Philo
8. Gunge
9. Marjorie the Trash Heap
10. Ambrosius
11. Sir Didymus
12. Gonzo the Great
13. Fozzie Bear
14. Rowlf the Dog
15. Ferlenghetti Donnizetti
16. Milton the Golden Toad
17. Wilf the Howler Monkey
18. Wild Impresario
19. H. Ross Parrot
20. Zeke
21. Digit
22. Leon
23. Clifford
24. Jim Henson Muppet
25. Frank Oz Muppet
26. Jerry Nelson Muppet
27. Tutter
28. Grover
29. Slimey
30. Animal
31. Lips

With special guest apperences by:
Micheal Eisner (okay, he ain't that special)
Alf
Nathan Lane
Lassie
Robby the Robot
Steve Martin
Frank Gorswin
Rich Little
Micheal Jordan
and Tim Allen

Coming in 1 hour.
 

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Thank you for confusing me? Granted it is an easy thing to do, but I have no clue what your talking about? Are you writing a story? The suspence is incredible. I hope it lasts :crazy:
 
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Philo and Gunge

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Hereeeee, weeeee, goooooo!

31 MUPPETS IN SEARCH OF A PLOT

We open up on the Walt Disney Studios, Kermit is walking into a meeting with Eisner. He opens the door and we see Eisner talking to his slaves: Jitters and Citters.

Kermit: You wanted to see me?
Eisner: Ah, your here. Listen frog, I need to talk to you. (just then, Pepe and Johnny Fiama & Sal walk in and go into his bathroom holding a board game box) Listen, I'm gonna send you and your friends to Las Vegas. Your going to go meet a guy named Leroy and give him this. (hands Kermit $200) Just get you and your friends with you and leave.
Kermit: (nervous) O....... kay. (walks out of room, cut to Pepe and the other 2 playing Yatzee)
Pepe: Common, sixes! (rolling dice, all dice land on 8) ****.
Johnny Fiama: And you say this is your lucky winning place. Common, Sal. (tries to open door but it is locked and couldn't open it no matter what he did) Sal?
Sal: Yeah, Johnny?
Johnny Fiama: We're locked in. We can't get out. We have no food, no TV, no money and most importantly... NO CANNOLIS!
Pepe: Hey, but now we can listen in on Eisner's meetings. Okay?

END OF PART 1
 
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Part 2: The Muppets Go To Vegas!

(SCENE: Airplane, all the Classic and BITBBH Muppets except those 3 are on the plane)
Pilot: Hello there! Fellow passengers, today are in flight movie is a double feature. "Lilo & Stich - The Series: The Movie" and "Tom & Huck".

Everybody on plane: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kermit: It's not that bad.
Tutter: Kermit! 2 movies for 1 bad plane ride! I can't ride planes! I'm afraid of heights! I get sick! I can't use electronics! I can't...
Kermit: It's not that bad!
Pilot: Now landing in Las Vegas, Nevada.
Fozzie: That was quick! NES-QUICK! Wocka! Wocka!

Meanwhile at Micheal Eisner's office...

Eisner: Are quest to destory the Muppets is almost complete. Now I have to send my two agents.
Jitters: What about us?
Citters: Yeah, we blast tunnels like it's 1969.
Eisner: I perfer to have true Muppet exterminators. CRYPTS! RYE! Can you come in here? (MuppetCrypts and MuppetsInTheRye walk into Eisner's office in black suits) I'm glad you here! Go to Las Vegas and get rid of those crazy Muffets! (They walk out, in the bathroom)

Pepe: OH NO! We have to go save them. (Pepe tries to get out with no luck)
Johnny: We're locked out, remember?

END OF PART 2
 
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