Dear Mr. Nelson, All the people of Muppet Central, including myself, would like to wish you a happy birthday. We hope the 69th year of your life brings you joy and happiness and all the other good things that come from being alive. We love you and we love what you do. We can't thank you enough for delighting us Muppet fans with your magnificent performances as Muppets such as and and and the occasional . And, as The Count would say, THAT'S 69 VONDERFUL YEARS!! AH AH AH AH AH AH! A toast!