The Muppets were getting ready for a free, all-expenses-paid cruise. Kermit was talking to the man who arranged for their cruise, I.M. Millionaire. "I am very thankful that you invited all of us Muppets to use your boat", said Kermit. "Oh, and I am so pleased to have you all on my boat, too!", said I.M. Millionaire. "And Moi is so excited", said Miss Piggy, "Imagine, a summer cruise with moi and vous." "Yes", said Kermit, "And practically all of our friends". "Oh", said Miss Piggy. "I can't wait to see all zee sexy ladies on the boat, okay", said Pepe. Several of the main Mupets were already getting onto the boat. "I am so glad that you invited me on this cruise, Fozzie", said Emily Bear. "Oh, you're welcome, mom", said Fozzie. "I don't get it", said Rizzo, not realising that Fozzie wasn't telling a joke. "Well, Camilla, we have a lot of fun activities planned", said Gonzo. "Bawk bawk bawk", said Camila. "We're going to blast my rocket through some tires, and I'm going to spin all around the boat, and I'm gonna jump over a live shark, and I'm gonna rub chcolate syrup, popcorn, and spinahc all over my body!", said an excited Gonzo. "Bawk....", said a slightly bored Camilla. "Well, I've got my own activites to do", said Scooter. "Yeah, so do I", said Clifford, "I'm gonna sit out in the sun and meet some ladies". "Me and the band are going to make some music", said Floyd. "Like, we rully brought all our instruments", said Janice. "This cruise will be so far out", said Floyd. "FAR OUT! FAR OUT!", shouted Animal. "Easy there, Animal!", called Dr. Teeth. "Oh, I knew we should have given Animal his pills", said Janice. "We did give him his pills", said Dr. Teeth. "I had some, uh, what he said, too", said Zoot. "Oh, shut up!", said Lips. "Oh, I sure hope to find a lot of bikinis on this trip!", said Leon, "That would make this trip a blast!" "Heh heh heh, did somebody say blast?", asked Crazy Harry, who set off an explosion. "Ugh, I have a bad feeling about this trip", said Sam the Eagle. "Make way for Johnny Fiama!", shouted Sal. "Uh, Sal, this isn't neccessary", said Johnny Fiama, "We don't have to cut in line". "No", said Sal, "But it wouldn't hurt". "Well, thanks to the Muppet Labs Luggage Storage we can bring all of my inventions on this cruise", said Bunsen, "Right, Beaker?" Beaker, however, was struggling to carry every invention, "Mee mee mee mee meee". Soon, Beaker fell backwards. "So, every Muppet is on this cruise, right?", said I. M. Millionaire. "Uh, thye should be", said Kermit, "Though it's not always easy to tell if we are all here. But I asked some online fan to send me a list of every known Muppet. And even the Sesame Street Muppets are here..." Just then, Grover came running up. "Hey, froggy babyyyy......", said Grover, who slapped Kermit on the back. "Elmo is very happy to be on this trip", said Elmo. "It's like a dream come true", said Zoe. "Maybe it is a dream", said Abby Cadabby. "I think we are all here", said Big Bird, "And even some of us from around the world are here". "That's right", said Pino. "As many of us as possible came", said Abelardo. "This will be one of the funnest trips I've ever had", said Kippi Ben Kippod. On the boat... "I hope the fesivities begin soon", said Rosita. "De deer derr krump fle de sup", said The Swedish Chef. "I don't understand any of this, okay", said Pepe. "Come on, Alice", said Mr. Snuffleupagus, "Let's check out the spaghetti and cabbage bar". "Yeah", said Alice. Statler and Waldorf were in a high area of the boat. "Well, this should be a good trip", said Statler. "How can you say that?", asked Waldorf, "All of the Muppets should be here". "Oh, good point", said Statler. In another area of the boat... "Well, I've unpacked my paperclips and bottlecaps", said Bert, and now I can have fun looking for pigeons". "Well, Rubber Duckie and I are going to the pool", said Ernie. "You can't bring Rubber Duckie to the pool", said Bert, "He's a bath toy". "Twenty-three people, twenty-four people, twenty-five people, twenty-six people, twenty-seven people...", said The Count. "Hey, you can count all of us at roll call", said Ernie. "Okay", said The Count, "I've lost my count anyway... I can count all over again!"