A Grand Muppet Cruise

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The Muppets were getting ready for a free, all-expenses-paid cruise. Kermit was talking to the man who arranged for their cruise, I.M. Millionaire.

"I am very thankful that you invited all of us Muppets to use your boat", said Kermit.

"Oh, and I am so pleased to have you all on my boat, too!", said I.M. Millionaire.

"And Moi is so excited", said Miss Piggy, "Imagine, a summer cruise with moi and vous."

"Yes", said Kermit, "And practically all of our friends".

"Oh", said Miss Piggy.

"I can't wait to see all zee sexy ladies on the boat, okay", said Pepe.

Several of the main Mupets were already getting onto the boat.

"I am so glad that you invited me on this cruise, Fozzie", said Emily Bear.

"Oh, you're welcome, mom", said Fozzie.

"I don't get it", said Rizzo, not realising that Fozzie wasn't telling a joke.

"Well, Camilla, we have a lot of fun activities planned", said Gonzo.

"Bawk bawk bawk", said Camila.

"We're going to blast my rocket through some tires, and I'm going to spin all around the boat, and I'm gonna jump over a live shark, and I'm gonna rub chcolate syrup, popcorn, and spinahc all over my body!", said an excited Gonzo.

"Bawk....", said a slightly bored Camilla.

"Well, I've got my own activites to do", said Scooter.

"Yeah, so do I", said Clifford, "I'm gonna sit out in the sun and meet some ladies".

"Me and the band are going to make some music", said Floyd.

"Like, we rully brought all our instruments", said Janice.

"This cruise will be so far out", said Floyd.

"FAR OUT! FAR OUT!", shouted Animal.

"Easy there, Animal!", called Dr. Teeth.

"Oh, I knew we should have given Animal his pills", said Janice.

"We did give him his pills", said Dr. Teeth.

"I had some, uh, what he said, too", said Zoot.

"Oh, shut up!", said Lips.

"Oh, I sure hope to find a lot of bikinis on this trip!", said Leon, "That would make this trip a blast!"

"Heh heh heh, did somebody say blast?", asked Crazy Harry, who set off an explosion.

"Ugh, I have a bad feeling about this trip", said Sam the Eagle.

"Make way for Johnny Fiama!", shouted Sal.

"Uh, Sal, this isn't neccessary", said Johnny Fiama, "We don't have to cut in line".

"No", said Sal, "But it wouldn't hurt".

"Well, thanks to the Muppet Labs Luggage Storage we can bring all of my inventions on this cruise", said Bunsen, "Right, Beaker?"

Beaker, however, was struggling to carry every invention, "Mee mee mee mee meee". Soon, Beaker fell backwards.

"So, every Muppet is on this cruise, right?", said I. M. Millionaire.

"Uh, thye should be", said Kermit, "Though it's not always easy to tell if we are all here. But I asked some online fan to send me a list of every known Muppet. And even the Sesame Street Muppets are here..."

Just then, Grover came running up.

"Hey, froggy babyyyy......", said Grover, who slapped Kermit on the back.

"Elmo is very happy to be on this trip", said Elmo.

"It's like a dream come true", said Zoe.

"Maybe it is a dream", said Abby Cadabby.

"I think we are all here", said Big Bird, "And even some of us from around the world are here".

"That's right", said Pino.

"As many of us as possible came", said Abelardo.

"This will be one of the funnest trips I've ever had", said Kippi Ben Kippod.

On the boat...

"I hope the fesivities begin soon", said Rosita.

"De deer derr krump fle de sup", said The Swedish Chef.

"I don't understand any of this, okay", said Pepe.

"Come on, Alice", said Mr. Snuffleupagus, "Let's check out the spaghetti and cabbage bar".

"Yeah", said Alice.

Statler and Waldorf were in a high area of the boat.

"Well, this should be a good trip", said Statler.

"How can you say that?", asked Waldorf, "All of the Muppets should be here".

"Oh, good point", said Statler.

In another area of the boat...

"Well, I've unpacked my paperclips and bottlecaps", said Bert, and now I can have fun looking for pigeons".

"Well, Rubber Duckie and I are going to the pool", said Ernie.

"You can't bring Rubber Duckie to the pool", said Bert, "He's a bath toy".

"Twenty-three people, twenty-four people, twenty-five people, twenty-six people, twenty-seven people...", said The Count.

"Hey, you can count all of us at roll call", said Ernie.

"Okay", said The Count, "I've lost my count anyway... I can count all over again!"

 

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Chapter 2

The various Grouches were in a trash storage room in the bottom floor of the boat.

"Look at all this trash", said Oscar.

"It's wonderful", said Grungetta.

"And I thought that this trip would be terrible", said Mosier Oofnik.

"So did I", said Rumpel.

Slimey started to dance on a piece of dirt.

"That's a great dance, Slimey", said Oscar, who turned to the other Grouches, "And you know, my trash can is big enough for all of us to fit in it".

"Augh!", said Rumpel, "Why would we want to share?"

At the ships buffet...

"Oh, boy!", said Cookie Monster, "COOKIES!"

Cookie Monster started to help himself to several cookies.

"Now, Cookie Monster", said Prairie Dawn, "This food has to last us the whole trip".

Gorgon Heap then showed up and ate part of the buffet.

"Good grief", said Prairie Dawn.

"Oh, well", said Roosevelt Franklin, "There's bound to be more."

"And if there isn't, I'll... I'll...", said Hard Head Henry Harris, who forgot what he was going to say.

"You'll what?", said Prairie Dawn.

"I'll buy war bonds!", said Hard Head Henry Harris.

Out on the deck..

"Hey, Mr. Millionaire", said Grover, "I know that I should be enjoying this trip, but I would feel better if I had a job here".

"Okay", said I.M. Millionaire, "You can be in charge of everything".

"Oh, boy!", said Grover.

"Oh, no!", said Fat Blue, "And just when I thought you wouldn't be working here".

"I'll see if anybody else wants to work", said I.M. Millionaire.

"Okay, you do that", said Grover.

Over by a party table...

"..And then he says, 'I forget. Ask me again later!'", said Fozzie.

Everybody jsut looked at each other.

"Hey, bear!", said Waldorf, "You'd better just enjoy the trip!"

"Yeah, and don't quit your day job!", said Statler.

"But my day job is a comedian", said Fozzie.

"Well, maybe you should just treat this trip like a vacation", said Floyd.

"There is plenty of things for you to do", said Rowlf.

"Yeah, you can make cotton candy", said Bean Bunny.

"You can go swimming", said Baby Bear.

"You can work out", said Herry.

"You cna eat oatmeal", said Bert.

"You can count", said The Count.

"You can play with triangles", said Telly.

"Oh, yeah", said Fozzie, "There are a lot of things that I can do!"

"You can sleep", said Professor Hastings.

"Or you can write a song", said Don Music.

"You can play word games", said Murray Monster.

"You can stay healthy", said Kami.

"Or you can.. uh... Oh, I forget!", said Forgetful Jones.

"You can eat", said Sweetums.

"Or you can keep warm", said Bobo.

"You can clean the boat, like I am going to do", said Beauregard.

"Mee mee mee mee mee mee", said Beaker.

"There are a lot of things for you to do", said Sal.

"This is going to be the best trip ever!", said Fozzie.

"Eh, no it's not", said Statler.

A loud horn then blew.

"Okay, it's time for roll call!", said I.M. Millionaire, "Where is the list of passengers?"

"Right here", said Scooter, carrying a pile of papers.

"Okay, I will call your name, and you say 'here'", said I.M. Millionaire.

"Kermit the Frog!"

"Here!"

"Miss Piggy!"

"Here!"

"Fozzie Bear!"

"Here!"

"Big Bird!"

"Here!"

"Lew Zealand!"

"Here!"

Pepe the King Prawn!"

"Here, okay!"

"Cookie Monster!"

"Here!"

"Count von Count!"

"Here!"

"Marvin Suggs!"

"Here!"

"Bean Buny!"

"Here!"

"Nigel!"

"Which one?", said both Nigel's at once.

And then, if this was a movie there'd be a fade-in to an exterior shot of the boat, with the caption "approximately 2 hours later" here.

"Mildred Huxtetter!"

"Here!"

"Bill the Bubble Guy!"

"Here!"

"Kippi Ben Kippod!"

"Here!"

"Guy Smiley!"

"Here!"

"Hard Head Henry Harris!"

"Here!"

"Dr. Phil van Neuter!"

"Here!"

And... Uncle Deadley!

"Here!"

"Well, I think that's all", said I.M. Millionaire, "Did I forget anybody?"

"Yes, you forgot about Sully", said Biff.

Sully nodded his head, and then was about to speak before being interrupted by Biff.

"But he's here", said Biff.

"Good!", said I.M., "Well, I've got to go. Enjoy your trip!"

I.M. Millionaire left the boat as it left shore. He wen tto the dock, where he talked to the crew that was to have been the ships crew before various Muppets got jobs on the boat.

"Well, it worked out better than we expected", I.M. told his crew, "Since so many Muppets actualy wanted jobs, we no longer have to worry about you all getting off the boat when youknow-what hapens".

"Yeah", said a member of the crew, "We've already cleared away all lifeboats.

They all laughed maliciously.

 

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Chapter 3

"Well, everybody find a room and bed", said Kermit.

"Us grouches are sleeping in the trash room", said Oscar, "But there's plenty of room in my trash can for anybody who wants to be in there".

"I don't need to sleep", said The Count, "I'll be too busy counting things that I may have never counted before!"

"I brought a cute little sleeping bag", said Bean Bunny.

"Well, I still haven't found a place to sleep yet", said Basil.

"Don't worry", said Don Pimpon, "I'm sure that you'll find a place".

"I already found a place", said Espiete, "I'm rooming with the other porcipine, Kippi Ben Kippod".

"We'll be the best of friends", said Kippi.

The Electric Mayhem was all sharing a room.

"Well, me and Jnaice will get this bed", said Floyd.

"Like, rully", said Janice.

"I'll sleep on the other bed", said Dr. Teeth, "Lips told me he'll sleep under the bed".

Zoot was sitting on a window ledge.

"I'll sleep here", yawned Zoot.

Animalw as hanging from a hanger that was on the ceilling fan.

"Oh, looks like Animal's found a place to sleep", said Janice.

"Yerrrrrrr", growled Animal.

"Well, we'd better put our stuff in the closet", said Dr. Teeth, who opened the closet door and found several monsters in there.

"What are you all doing in there?", asked Dr. Teeth.

"Oh, us monsters have decided to sleep in the closets", said Sweetums.

"It sounded like fun at the time", said Thog, "But I think I'm stuck".

"Well, I've got to go to the bathroom", said Filfil.

"I'm hungry", said Boppity.

"Well, let's all get out of here", said Mo Frackle.

The monsters tried to get out, but they were all stuck.

"Oh, no", said Sweetums, "We're stuck".

"I hope we're not stuck forever", said Thog.

"Help!", yelled Luncheon Counter Monster, whow as joined by the other monsters in yelling "help".

Lips looked at underneath the bed, and then shrugged and walked away.

"Oh, no", said Floyd, "You don't think there are monsters under the bed, do you? Do you?"

Gonzo and Camilla settled for a top cabnet in the kitchen.

"Well, Camilla, we've found the best place to sleep", said Gonzo.
Camila laid her head beside Gonzo.

"You are a couple of weirdos", said Rizzo, "I've got a sardine can to sleep in".

"Derr sleep uzz impowtynd!", said The Swedish Chef.

Out in the big dining room...

"Oy, I can't believe that I am working as a waiter on this trip, okay!", complaiend Pepe.

"Hey, it'll be just like old times", said Seymour.

"And I can't believe that I'm working with you again, okay", said Pepe.

"Well, I've got to get this ship as clean as possible", said Beauregard.

"Mee mee mee", said Beaker.

"Yes, you can help, too", said Beauregard.

Grover was waiting at tables.

"Welcome to the dining room resturaunt", said Grover, "I will be your waiter for now!"

"You again?", said Fat Blue, "That does it! I'm eating at the buffet!"

"Uh, you cannot eat at the buffet", said Grover.

"Why not?", asked Fat Blue.

"Some people have already eaten the buffet", said Grover.

Just then, Carl, Gorgon Heap, and the Two-Headed Monster walked past them, and Carl burped out part of the buffet.

"Oh, excuse me", said Carl.

Ernie and Bert were starting to feel dizzy.

"Oh, I think I'm gonna get sick", said Bert.

"I actually agree with you on this", said Ernie, "Who's the captain of this ship?"

They went to the captain room, and saw Forgetful Jones and Sam the Robot navigating.

"You two are the captains?", asked Ernie.

"Correct", said Sam, "Captaisn are perfect-are perfect-are perfect are-perfect.."

"Shouldn't you do something?", asked Bert.

"Oh, I forget", said Forgetful Jones.

Bert then banged his fist on Sam.

"Thank you", said Sam, "I am a good navigator".

"What's a navigator?", asked Forgetful Jones.

Ernie and Bert left.

"I can't beleive that those two of all people are the captains", said Bert.

Miss Piggy then showed up to talk to the captains.

"Moi will thank the captains for their jobs so far", said Miss Piggy, who walked into the room and was shocked over what she saw.

"You two are the captans?", said Miss Piggy.

"Correct, Porky!", said Sam, who then repeated himself, "Porky-porky-porky-porky-porky-..."

"Porky?", said an angered Miss Piggy, who then karate-chopped Sam, which made him stop.

"Thank you", said Sam.

 

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Chapter 4

Everybody was seated in the dinning room as Kermit went up to the stage.

"Good evening", said Kermit, "And now, for your entertainment, here is Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem!"

The audience started to applaud as the band went on the stage.

"All right, let's jam!", said Dr. Teeth as the band started to play.

"That sax player is great", said Hoots, during Zoot's solo.

"I feel like hopping to this music", said Benny.

When Statler and Waldorf weren't looking, Cookie Monster took cookies from their table.

"I'd like to throw something at them", said Statler.

"We've got some cookies", said Waldorf.

"Okay, we'll throw them", said Statler.

But then they looked and couldn't find the cookies.

"Where did our cookies go?", asked Statler.

"Maybe the cookies didn't want to be exposed to them, either", said Waldorf.

Eventualy, the band got louder.

"Well, my musical synthesizer really worked", said Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

Eventualy, the band stopped.

"You know", said Floyd, "We could really use some more musicians!"

"Like, yeah!", said Janice, "Who would like to come up and play along with us?"

The Electric Mayhem started playing again as people in the audience came up to the stage.

Rowlf went to play the piano, Trumpet Girl went to play trombone, Clifford was a second bassman, The Jim Henson Muppet played banjo, The Frank Oz Muppet played cello, the Jerry Nelson Muppet was a second guitar player, Flash was a second saxaphone player, Hoots was a third saxaphone player, and Telly played tuba.

Eventually, some of the musicians covere dtheir ears.

"Ugh!", moaned Sam the Eagle, "This has got to stop!"

"Some people really hate this music", said Oscar.

"Yeah", said Rumpel, "Isn't it great?"

"Maybe I can make them quieter", said Mumford, "A la peanut butter sandwhiches!"

However, his magic words only caused an explosion in the kitchen.

Soon, the musiicans stoped.

"Oh, yeah!", yelled Dr. Teeth.

Most of the people in the audience applauded loudly.

Professor Hastings woke up from sleeping at his table.

"Ugh, what just happened?", asked Professor Hastings.

"What a great performance!", said Little Jerry.

"Monstrous!", said Sweetums.

Beaker, Frazzle, The Two-Headed Monster, The Swedish Chef, and Mel were all socializing at a lounge.

"Mee mee mee mee mee", said Beaker.

"Yoo gut tet rught", said The Swedish Chef.

Mel spoke some gibberish, and then Frazzle spoke some gibberish.

They all laughed.

"Rugg rrrg ruf raf ouff", said the right half of the Two-Headed Monster.

"Yibbee derf up trewee music!", said the left half of the Two-Headed Monster.

They all laughed again.

Some Honkers showed up and started honking their noses, and then some Dingers rang their bells.

Frazzle spoke some gibberish again.

Grover went to take orders from Link Hogthrob and Dr. Strangepork.

"Okay, what will you have?", asked Grover.

"I would like an order of back bacon", said Link.

"Link!", said Dr. Strangepork, "Do you even think about what you say?"

"Oh, right", said Link, "Make that two orders of back bacon".

At another table...

"Hey, Grover!", said Robin, "I would like some fly soup!"

"Oh, so would I", said Kermit.

"Oh, I am so sorry", said Grover, "Oscar ordered the last bowl".

Oscar then walked over.

"And the best part of it is the fact that you can't have anymore of it", said Oscar.

Fozzie then walked over to the stage.

"Hiya, hiya, hiya", said Fozzie, "You know, a funny thing hapened to me on this boat... It didn't sink!"

"No, but your act sure does stink", said Statler.

"hey, watch what you say!", said Fozzie.

"Okay", said Statler, "What channel is it on?"

"I think it's on one of those premium channels", said Waldorf.

Rowlf then ran up to the stage to defend Fozzie.

"Hey, leave Fozzie alone!", said Rowlf.

"I wish I could say the same thing to you",s aid Waldorf.

Scooter then ran up to th stage.

"Rowlf is right", said Scooter.

Kermit and Robin then ran up to the stage.

"You shouldn't be so mean to Fozzie", said Kermit.

"You should apologize", said Robin.

Big Bird, Elmo, and Prairie Dawn then came to the stage.

"Hurting other peoples feelings isn't right", said Big Bird.

"Anybody could be unhappy", said Prairie Dawn.

"Yeah", said Elmo, "If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all!"

But then somebody threw a plate of food at Elmo. Everybody laughed.

"Well, I'm sure glad that didn't happen to me", said Bean.

Eventually, it was nighttime, and everybody was getting ready for bed.

Kermit was tucking Robin into his bed.

"Good night, Robin", said Kermit.

"Good night, Uncle Kermit", said Robin.

"Come on, Kermie!", said Miss Piggy, "There is an extra space in my bed".

Ernie and Bert got into their seperate beds.

"Well, Ernie, I hope that you will let me sleep", said Bert.

"I doubt it", said Ernie.

Guy Smiley was sleeping in a plant.

"I can't believe that a big-name star like me has to sleep inside a potted plant", said Guy Smiley.

Johnny Fiama was in the potted plant next to it.

"I know how you feel", said Johnny.

The grouches were sleeping in the garbage room. Telly was sleeping in Oscar's trash can.

"Thank you for letting me sleep in your can, Oscar", said Telly.

"Okay, wise guy", said Oscar, "One more apology and you'll be kicked out of t he can!"

"Yeah!", yeled the other grouches.

One person who was awake was Gonzo, who was sakeboarding on the boat.

"Oh, yeah, this skateboard is great!", said Gonzo, who skated on the rail, "If only I had some rocket power for the skate board".

"Did somebody say rocket power?", laughed Crazy Harry, who just happened to be carrying some rockets.

"Oh, great", said Gonzo, "Just what I need".

Crazy Harry put rockets into the skateboard and lit them, and they sent Gonzo blasting.. backwards. He went inside the inside of the boat. He blasted past Fat Blue, caused The Swedish Chef to fall downa stairway while carrying a stack of cakes and pies, caused Clifford to spin around, ran over Bean Bunny, and crashed into Beaker.

"Mee mee mee mee", complaend Beaker.

"Oh, okay", said Gonzo, "I'll let you go next".

Lew Zealand then popped out of a suitcase.

"Well, about tim I get out of there", said Lew Zealand.

"What were you doing in there?", asked Scooter.

"My boomerang fish act", said Lew Zealand.

Down into the bottom of the boat was a square, mechanical object, connected to the engines and other technical parts, and just then, it blew up...

 

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Chapter 5

The explosion caused a small hole to appear in the very bottom of the hole. But luckily, a fire alarm went off. Everybody woke up, even Professor Hastings.

"Oh, no!", cried Telly, "There's a fire!

"No, the boat's just sinking", said Grungetta.

Oh", said Telly, calming down for a few seconds, and tehn panicking again, "SINKING?"

Everybody was running around.

"Sinking! SINKING!", yelled Animal.

"Mee mee mee mee mee....", yelled Beaker.

"Okay, everyone", said Kermit, "Don't panic, don't panic..."

"This looks like a job for Super Grover!", said Grover, dressed up as Super Grover, who then flew away and tried to lift the boat up, only it was too heavy for him.

"Boss, I've got bad news", said Scooter, "All of the lifeboats are missing".

"Oh, no!", said Kermit.

"Kermit, I'm scarred", said Fozzie.

"I'm not", said Gonzo.

"What'll we do, Uncle Kermit?", asked Robin.

"Well, you don't have to worry",s aid Kermit, "Us frogs can breathe underwater. But most of our friends aren't so lucky".

"And I can't fly", said Big Bird.

"Oh, dear", said Mr. Snuffleupagus.

"I don't seem to have any mechanical powers to save us", said Digit.

"We're doomed! We're doomed!", said Bobo.

"Yes, we're doomed!", cried Bean Bunny, "I'm too young to die!"

"Boy, he sure is cute when he's scarred", said Billy Bunny.

"Well, my boomerang fish need some water", said Lew Zealand.

"I've just got to swim us all to safety", said Kermit.

"Good luck", said Sweetums.

"If only MacGyver was our guest star", said Miss Piggy.

 

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Chapter 6

Everybody ran to the tip of the boat, which was facing up.

"Okay, we've got to plan", said Fozzie.

"How can we get out of this tragedy?", asked Rizzo.

"I know!", said Lew Zealand, "I'll throw my boomerang fish!"

"Ugh!", moaned Sam the Eagle, "Even in a time of crisis, these lunatics make no sense".

"This reminds me of the titanic", said Waldorf.

"You should know", said Statler, "You were there!"

"This is worse than the time a hurricane blew my nest away", said Big Bird, "Which was worse than the time I got tricked into getting into a cage and got painted blue and performed ina carnival, which was worse than the time I went to jail for asking for help in grouchland, which was worse than...."

"Has anybody thought of any ideas to save us?", asked Herry.

"I know", said Grover, "We can say the alphabet!"

"No!", said The Count, "We shall count!"

"Wait a minute", said Bunsne, "I've got a logical idea."

"What's that?", asked Pepe.

"I've brought a lot of my inventions here", said Bunsen, "One of them is a small boat which, when wet, grows bigger and bigger. Beaker, throw that toy boat into the water."

"Mee mee", said Beaker, saluting, who accidently threw a gun into the water, and the gun started to grow.

"Oh, you through the wrong invention into the water", said Bunsen.

Beaker put his head onto his forehead.

"I'll through it", said Bunsen, who tossed the small boat into the water. It then staretd to grow, and the various Muppets jumped onto the boat.

"I'll fly some people to the boat", said Grover.

Eventually, they all got onto the new boat.

"Okay, now is everybody safe?", asked Scooter.

"Yeah!", said everybody.

"Good", said Scooter, "But just to make sure I'll do roll call...."

"Uh, Scooter", said Kermit, "I don't think we have time for that".

"Why not?", asked Scooter.

"Because there is a waterfall over there!", said Kermit, pointing to the waterfall which the boat was about to get near to.

 

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Chapter 7

The Muppets were fearing the waterfall.

"Oh, no!", cried Telly, "What'll we do?"

"Looks like fun", said Gonzo.

"That will be one, one terrible waterfall!", said The Count.

"We must find a way to safety, and fast!", said Rowlf.

"I know!", said Beauregard, who then picked a pin out of his pocket and poked the side of the boat, which put a hole on the side, causing the boat to burst, sending the boat flying to land. They all reached land, though many of them flew out of the boat and crash-landed.

"Ouch!", cried Bean Bunny.

"I agrre", said Robin.

"Well, ad least we are all alive and well", said Fozzie.

"Well, I guess this ends out trip early, okay", said Pepe.

"It is not okay that our trip ended early!", said an angered Miss Piggy.

"No, no, no", said Pepe, "What I meant was..."

"I don't care", interrupted Miss Piggy.

"Well, the best thing to do is to go to Mr. I.M. Millionaires house and let him know that his boat is ruined", said Kermit.

"I hope that he is not angry", said Grover.

They all went to I.M. Millionaire's house. Many of them are around the side of the house. Kermit rang the doorbell.

"Who could be ringing my bell at this hour", groaned I.M. Millionaire.

He opened the door, and saw the Muppets.

"You all?", said I.M., "I thought you..."

"I'm sorry, Mr. Millionaire", interrupted Kermit, not noticing that I.M. was talking, "But your boat sank."

"Luckily, none of us were hurt", said Big Bird.

"I know the boat sank", said I.M.

"How do you know?", asked The Newsman, "I didn't give a report on it".

"Because I set it up to sink", said I.M., "When Grover offered to be part of the crew, I found other Muppets to take over, so my crew could get off without having to worry about sneaking off with the life boats. They took the lifeboats, too".

"Oh", said Prairie Dawn, who looked at Cookie Monster, "I'm so sorry I accused you of eating the boats".

Bad Bart went up to I.M. Millionaire.

"You know, your attemptt o kill us makes me sooooo mad...", threatened Bad Bart.

"I'm not scared of you", interrupted I.M., "I know who you are. You aren't very mean."

"Oh, oh yeah", said Bad Bart.

"Why did you try to kill us?", asked Scooter.

"Well", explained I.M., "I was a big fan of Doc Hopper's French Fried Frog Legs resturaunt. I ate there as much as possible. But in the last few years all local resturaunts have been closing, and last month, the last local Frog Legs resturaunt closed for good. If Kermit had agreed to be a spokesfrog then none of the local ones would have closed."

"That's a bad reason to try to kill somebody", said Kermit, "And you shouldn't have tried to kill all of my friends, either".

"Oh, yes I did", said I.M., "They all remind me of you. But... I am sorry. I would like to make it up to you by letting you all take a free trip on one of my airplanes."

"oh, that sounds good", said Roosevelt Franklin.

"It sure does", said Roosevelt Franklin's Mother.

"I could use another trip", said Dr. Teeth.

"This one ruly was a bummer", said Janice.

"Now wait a minute!", said Kermit, "I don't trust you. You're probably planning on making the airplane crash with us on it."

"You're right", said I.M., "I am".

"And now I am going to send you flying for free!", said Miss Piggy, who karate-chopped him. Her karate chop sent I.M. Millionaire flying through the wals of his house. When he went out the door and landed on the ground, he went unconsious.

"Now let's take him to jail, okay", said Peep.

"Okay", said all of them.

"Maybe we can also perform a musical number", said Rowlf.

"Just as long as I get a solo", said Miss Piggy.

"We can all get solos", said The Count.

"Uh, if we all get solos, he will have time to get away", said Kermit.

"Let's just take him to jail", said Sherlock Hemlock.

And they all agreed.

The End

 

[mikealan]

Great story, minor muppetz! Loved it when all of The Muppets of The Muppet Show, Muppets Tonight and Sesame Street are all together in a cruise ship!

 

[minor muppetz]

Great story, minor muppetz! Loved it when all of The Muppets of The Muppet Show, Muppets Tonight and Sesame Street are all together in a cruise ship!

And also international Sesame Street (and The Jim Henson Hour)!

 

[GSmiley2007]

Great story so far!

BTW, there's a couple of other international Muppets I'd like to add-- Mopatop and Puppyduck from Mopatop's Shop in England, and Ollie (from Nick Jr. Australia's "Play Along With Ollie" segments), maybe even the creatures from the Bambaloo tree...

In addition, I could see Muppets from Fraggle Rock (Sprocket, Gobo, and Traveling Matt as an example), Bear in the Big Blue House, Dog City (well, at least Elliot Shag), The Secret Life of Toys, Animal Show with Stinky and Jake, and even Animal Jam on the ship.