Sit around the campfire kids as I tell you a story about a guy. Now this guy was a about six feet tall, glasses, a bit heavyset, and his head hands and feet were a little larger than most peoples. Now one day, due to the usual schedual bouncing you get during finals week, this guy had a good number of hours between his afternoon and evning classes. He decided to hop on the bus and head to the mall to see if those Muppet figures were out yet. When he got there and walked into EB, low and behold, there they were. All four of them (the Piggy exclusive wasn't there, but that's beside the point) were sitting right in front of him. He picked one up to make sure this was accually happening. Sure enough, they were there. They were real. He was broke. That's right. He didn't have any money on him at all. Luckily, the mall where he keeps his account was in the same mall. So he quickly put the figure down and walked (never run in a puplic building) over to the bank only to witness his greatest fear. The bank was closed. You heard me. The figures were there and just begging to be taken home, the guy had no money and the bank was closed. The poor schlub wanted to just collapse right there on the floor into a featel position and cry for his mommy. Insted, he just slowly walked to the bus stop to go back to school. This is a true story. Now go away. I'm drunk.