A Thread for ryhoyarbie

[D'Snowth]

This thread for ryhoyarbie will be all about Catherine Zeta Jones and Cameron Diaz eating hamburgers.

Knock yourselves out!

 

[Erine81981]

What about my request from that other thread? I want Jennie girl to play a part in this too. JK but please put her in her too. Thanks. *eats a hamburger with Cameron Diaz* Hey there cutie. Oh waiter? Yes. I need some french fries with this hamburger. Oh and bring me about five more hamburgers. Oh hold everything but the meat and the buns. Thanks. Now what were we talking about?

 

[MartyMuppets]

I'd knock myself out to get a hamburger myself whenever I felt like one.
But if any celebrities let alone Catherine and Cameron were dining in the take-away shop at the time I would definitely be temporarily distracted from my personal goal. That's fersure.

 

[ryhoyarbie]

*Catherine Zeta Joes and Cameron Diaz are sitting in a restaurant, eating hamburgers and drinking milkshakes while listening to music*

Catherine: So, I heard from the dalies that Justin Timberlake broke up with you.
Cameron: That egotistical jerk! How dare he break up with "The Cameron".
Catherine: Ugh, I hate it when you refer to yourself in the third person.
Cameron: I can't help it. JT broke up with me.....

*Cameron starts sulking in tears*

Catherine: Geez, get a hold of yourself.
Cameron: I can't! Ever since he broke up with me, I've been drowning my sorrows in fatty foods, like hamburgers and icecream.
Catherine: That explains why you're as big as Rosie O'Donnel.
Cameron: I can't help it!

*Catherine slaps Cameron in the face*

Catherine: Get it together kid.
Cameron: Yes ma'am!

*Cameron sniffs a little, trying to break up her tears*

*Ryhoyarbie walks by and winks at Cameron*

Cameron: Oh, who is that guy who just winked at me?
Catherine: I don't know, just some random guy I guess.
Cameron: Hey, he's coming back over here.

*Ryhoyarbie walks up to the ladies*

Ryhoyarbie: Say, aren't you two Catherine Zeta Jones and Cameron Diaz?

*Both ladies nod*

Ryhoyarbie: I got to tell both of you something, you guys are great at what you do.

*Both ladies begin to blush*

Cameron: Oh you're just saying that because we make a lot of money.
Ryhoyarbie: Yeah, pretty much.

*Ryhoyarbie clears throat*

Ryhoyarbie: Anyway, would you to want to go out sometime with me?
Catherine: I'm married and already have some kids.
Ryhoyarbie: Oh who cares. Leave Mike Douglas. He's old. And forget about those kids. They're just extra bagage you don't need.
Catherine: Well since you put it that way, I'm eternally yours, good sir!

*Ryhoyarbie begins to giggle like a school girl*

Ryhoyarbie: What about you Cameron?
Cameron: Sure why not. I haven't had anyone in my life for a long time.
Catherine: But didn't Justin break up with you ten minutes ago?
Cameron: Has it been that long? Ugh, I really do need another man. I accept!!
Ryhoyarbie: Great! Now let's go!

*Both women get up and walk out with Ryhoyarbie*

Catherine: Say, who are you anyway?
Cameron: Ya, what's your name?
Ryhoyarbie: Does it really matter?
Cameron: I guess not, as long as I have someone in my life again!
Catherine: I guess your name isn't that important then.

*1 year later*

Minister: Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to witness the marriage between Cameron Diaz, Catherine Zeta Jones, and.....who are you again?
Ryhoyarbie: One lucky son of a gun!

 

[ryhoyarbie]

By the way, thanks for the thread!

 

[Erine81981]

Don't forget that that girl who's playing Jennie...awww forget it! *walks away*

 

[Erine81981]

Yo dude I call one of those things where you don't want someone to marry....wait non of these women are the ones I want. I NEED LINDSAY LOHAN! *runs out of the church*

 

[D'Snowth]

*Catherine Zeta Joes and Cameron Diaz are sitting in a restaurant, eating hamburgers and drinking milkshakes while listening to music*

Catherine: So, I heard from the dalies that Justin Timberlake broke up with you.
Cameron: That egotistical jerk! How dare he break up with "The Cameron".
Catherine: Ugh, I hate it when you refer to yourself in the third person.
Cameron: I can't help it. JT broke up with me.....

*Cameron starts sulking in tears*

Catherine: Geez, get a hold of yourself.
Cameron: I can't! Ever since he broke up with me, I've been drowning my sorrows in fatty foods, like hamburgers and icecream.
Catherine: That explains why you're as big as Rosie O'Donnel.
Cameron: I can't help it!

*Catherine slaps Cameron in the face*

Catherine: Get it together kid.
Cameron: Yes ma'am!

*Cameron sniffs a little, trying to break up her tears*

*Ryhoyarbie walks by and winks at Cameron*

Cameron: Oh, who is that guy who just winked at me?
Catherine: I don't know, just some random guy I guess.
Cameron: Hey, he's coming back over here.

*Ryhoyarbie walks up to the ladies*

Ryhoyarbie: Say, aren't you two Catherine Zeta Jones and Cameron Diaz?

*Both ladies nod*

Ryhoyarbie: I got to tell both of you something, you guys are great at what you do.

*Both ladies begin to blush*

Cameron: Oh you're just saying that because we make a lot of money.
Ryhoyarbie: Yeah, pretty much.

*Ryhoyarbie clears throat*

Ryhoyarbie: Anyway, would you to want to go out sometime with me?
Catherine: I'm married and already have some kids.
Ryhoyarbie: Oh who cares. Leave Mike Douglas. He's old. And forget about those kids. They're just extra bagage you don't need.
Catherine: Well since you put it that way, I'm eternally yours, good sir!

*Ryhoyarbie begins to giggle like a school girl*

Ryhoyarbie: What about you Cameron?
Cameron: Sure why not. I haven't had anyone in my life for a long time.
Catherine: But didn't Justin break up with you ten minutes ago?
Cameron: Has it been that long? Ugh, I really do need another man. I accept!!
Ryhoyarbie: Great! Now let's go!

*Both women get up and walk out with Ryhoyarbie*

Catherine: Say, who are you anyway?
Cameron: Ya, what's your name?
Ryhoyarbie: Does it really matter?
Cameron: I guess not, as long as I have someone in my life again!
Catherine: I guess your name isn't that important then.

*1 year later*

Minister: Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today to witness the marriage between Cameron Diaz, Catherine Zeta Jones, and.....who are you again?
Ryhoyarbie: One lucky son of a gun!

LOL!!! That was hilarious!!! *Runs off the find Kathy Greenwood eating hamburgers*