This is based off an annoying commercial I have to see every day I work at Walmart, and there was a part that reminded me of a certain Sesame Street Muppet, I thought I'd let her take a stab at it! ... (The setting's in front of the 123 Sesame Street apartment. Abby Cadabby stands next to a table with a coffee mug and a bottle of vitamins on it.) Abby: Oh, hi grownups! What is 5 Hour Energy? It's like grownup's coffee, but with vitamins and nutrients. Simple. (She waves her magic wand, and the coffee and vitamins magically transform into a small bottle of 5 Hour Energy, complete with stereotypical magical sound effects.) Abby: It's the combination, that makes it so great. (She puts away her wand behind her.) Abby: Before you make a decision, get the facts. Try a sip, and find out why so many grownups love 5-hour energy. (From the window we can hear...) Gordon: (offscreen) WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COFFEE?! Abby: Uh-oh.