Abby Cadabby plugs "5 Hour Energy!"

wiley207

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This is based off an annoying commercial I have to see every day I work at Walmart, and there was a part that reminded me of a certain Sesame Street Muppet, I thought I'd let her take a stab at it!

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(The setting's in front of the 123 Sesame Street apartment. Abby Cadabby stands next to a table with a coffee mug and a bottle of vitamins on it.)

Abby: Oh, hi grownups! What is 5 Hour Energy? It's like grownup's coffee, but with vitamins and nutrients. Simple.

(She waves her magic wand, and the coffee and vitamins magically transform into a small bottle of 5 Hour Energy, complete with stereotypical magical sound effects.)

Abby: It's the combination, that makes it so great.

(She puts away her wand behind her.)

Abby: Before you make a decision, get the facts. Try a sip, and find out why so many grownups love 5-hour energy.

(From the window we can hear...)

Gordon: (offscreen) WHAT HAPPENED TO MY COFFEE?!

Abby: Uh-oh.
 

sesamemuppetfan

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Now this is a 5-hour energy commercial that I'd find worth watching!! :smile:
 
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