Any BEAR stuff coming soon?

[beaker]

Well, it's been awhile since any new Bear stuff came out, and Disney Store ahs all but relinquished their Bear in the big blue house merchandise. I really loved those Fisher Price Bear figures and was hoping they'd make a series 2(ie: like Doc Hogg, Ray, Goelz' Jack the dog, Grandma flutter etc) Since I havent heard anything on Bear(on the movie, season 4, etc) Im guessing there's not much coming out.


///beaker///

 

[Blind Pew]

MOVIE?? What movie???

 

[Zoot]

It's a feature film about Bear and Tutter's adventures after they accidently take the Division Rd exit off the Kennedy Expressway and end up in Cabrini Green. It's called "Bear in the Big Blue Projects"

 

[Blind Pew]

LOL!! Woka Woka Woka!!

 

[Zoot]

Or it's about Bear taking Tutter to see a geneticist, and getting a growth hormone called, "Bear and the Big Blue Mouse."

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Lol! Well, that's better than "Bear and The Big Blue Louse"!

 

[towels]

at least it's not being written by Tom Arnold...
Bear and the Big Lewd Spouse!

ohhhh, sorry.

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

Or a Miss Piggy written-version, "Bear and the Big New Blouse".

 

[towels]

This could get quickly out of hand...

something politcal: Bear and the Speaker of the House
something poetic: Bear and Juliet Prowse
something zooological: Bear and Pigs, Gnus, Mouses
something with rednecks: Bear and Big Crude Louts

 

[Janice & Mokey's Man]

And I'm sure Janice would just love "Bear and The Big Nude House".

Especially if it's on the beach!