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Any BEAR stuff coming soon?

Discussion in 'Muppet Merchandise' started by beaker, Jun 5, 2002.

  1. beaker

    beaker Well-Known Member

    Well, it's been awhile since any new Bear stuff came out, and Disney Store ahs all but relinquished their Bear in the big blue house merchandise. I really loved those Fisher Price Bear figures and was hoping they'd make a series 2(ie: like Doc Hogg, Ray, Goelz' Jack the dog, Grandma flutter etc) Since I havent heard anything on Bear(on the movie, season 4, etc) Im guessing there's not much coming out.


    ///beaker///
  2. Blind Pew

    Blind Pew New Member

    MOVIE?? What movie???
  3. Zoot

    Zoot New Member

    It's a feature film about Bear and Tutter's adventures after they accidently take the Division Rd exit off the Kennedy Expressway and end up in Cabrini Green. It's called "Bear in the Big Blue Projects":eek: :mad:
  4. Blind Pew

    Blind Pew New Member

    LOL!! Woka Woka Woka!!:p
  5. Zoot

    Zoot New Member

    Or it's about Bear taking Tutter to see a geneticist, and getting a growth hormone called, "Bear and the Big Blue Mouse."
  6. Lol! Well, that's better than "Bear and The Big Blue Louse"! :eek:
  7. towels

    towels New Member

    at least it's not being written by Tom Arnold...
    Bear and the Big Lewd Spouse!

    ohhhh, sorry.
  8. Or a Miss Piggy written-version, "Bear and the Big New Blouse". ;)
  9. towels

    towels New Member

    This could get quickly out of hand...

    something politcal: Bear and the Speaker of the House
    something poetic: Bear and Juliet Prowse
    something zooological: Bear and Pigs, Gnus, Mouses
    something with rednecks: Bear and Big Crude Louts
  10. And I'm sure Janice would just love "Bear and The Big Nude House".

    Especially if it's on the beach! :D

    ;)
  11. Blind Pew

    Blind Pew New Member

    Or if Bear had the flu it could be "Bear and the Big Spew Bouts"
  12. Or we could get really disgusting and have "Bear and The Big Crude Gout".
  13. Blind Pew

    Blind Pew New Member

    gout

    Gout sounds terrible! LOL! What is gout?
  14. beaker

    beaker Well-Known Member

    >>>It's a feature film about Bear and Tutter's adventures after they accidently take the Division Rd exit off the Kennedy Expressway and end up in Cabrini Green. It's called "Bear in the Big Blue Projects<<<

    OH MAN! LOL!!! I love obscure references...that reference reminded me of this comedy calle d'whiteboyz' in where a group of Iowa rap fans get lost in a Chicago ghetto.

    Ok, even though im a HUGE Bear fan, I got some satires:
    and trust me...these ones are OBSCURE!)

    german dada expressionism: Bear in the Big bluhaus
    bristol uk jungle breakbeats: Bear in the Big acid house
    15th century literary prose: Bear in the Big Chaucer
    zen and the art of being: Bear in the Big Blue Tao

    *apologies if these are just way out there*

    ::\\.:b.e:a.k:e.r:.//::
  15. Zoot

    Zoot New Member

    There's a documentary that's kind of a Behind the Music biography thing about how Bear rose to fame.
    It's called:

    The Bear that Made a deal with Faust.

    That was a stretch...sorry...I know that Faust was the author...not the character of the Devil in the book...but I don't have time to try and work Mephostopholes into the title.
  16. Zoot

    Zoot New Member

    There's a follow up documentary that pediactric psyche wards are showing families of children with severe turrets syndrome called:
    'The Bear that couldn't help but SHOUT'
  17. Zoot

    Zoot New Member

    Set during prohibition:

    Bear and the Lebatt's Blue Drout
  18. Blind Pew

    Blind Pew New Member

    This is the joke that never ends.... It just goes on and on my friends... (swinging arm like Lambchop)
  19. Zoot

    Zoot New Member

    LOLOLOL!!!!!!! I love you Blind Pew. SOME PEOPLE STARTED SINGING IT NOT KNOWING WHAT IT WAS AND THEY'LL CONTINUE SINGING IT FOREVER JUST BECAUSE... :o
  20. towels

    towels New Member

    ugh...now I'm stuck in this mode

    filling in at MF2: Bear in wig, tail, snout!
    in Weekly World News: Bear with wing threw trout!
    math scandal: Bear doing trig drawn out!


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