Ziffel
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Dantecat had a thread a while ago asking if there are any "Three Stooges" fans so I thought I'd inquire about "Laurel and Hardy." I really liked this duo a lot. I'd have to give the slight edge to the Stooges because the laughs just came so constantly. But I loved "Laurel and Hardy" too. Hardy was my fave. It was a pleasure just to hear him talk. (I felt the same way about Jackie Gleason, of whom there are some similarities).
Some lines I loved by Oliver Hardy:
(1) "That's another fine mess you've gotten us into" - He said that a bunch of times.
(2) "Why don't you be more careful?!" - Ditto!
(3) "I really couldn't care less." - Hopefully that's not what some of you are thinking right now!
(4) "Hardboiled eggs and nuts! Hmmmph!"
(5) "A jigsaw puzzle? I'm getting married this afternoon. I won't be having time for such childish balderdash!"
(6) Hardy: "I have a lot of work to do." Laurel: "Mind if I help you?" Hardy: "I don't mind; that is, if you'll HELP me."
(7) (After Laurel bumps his head against a sloped ceiling five times in a row) "How anyone could be so dumb, as to stand there and repeatedly bang their head against the wall, is beyonnnnd me!" - And then Hardy bumped his head too, which was the main joke. But to me, the biggest humor was in the way he said that last line!
(8) "Dohhhhhhhhh hohohohoooooo!" - many,many times when Hardy would get hit with an object, slip and fall, etc. I felt sorry for him whne this happened but at the same time absolutely LOVED the sound he made!
Okay, eight is enough.
And an inside joke from the other day: Lefty the Salesman to Ernie: "And if you want to know how many times Ziffel quoted Hardy ... you look at the 8."
Ernie: "Oh! Eight quotes!" Lefty: "Shhhh shhhhhhh!" Ernie: "Eight quotes."
Lefty: "Riiiiiight."
Some lines I loved by Oliver Hardy:
(1) "That's another fine mess you've gotten us into" - He said that a bunch of times.
(2) "Why don't you be more careful?!" - Ditto!
(3) "I really couldn't care less." - Hopefully that's not what some of you are thinking right now!
(4) "Hardboiled eggs and nuts! Hmmmph!"
(5) "A jigsaw puzzle? I'm getting married this afternoon. I won't be having time for such childish balderdash!"
(6) Hardy: "I have a lot of work to do." Laurel: "Mind if I help you?" Hardy: "I don't mind; that is, if you'll HELP me."
(7) (After Laurel bumps his head against a sloped ceiling five times in a row) "How anyone could be so dumb, as to stand there and repeatedly bang their head against the wall, is beyonnnnd me!" - And then Hardy bumped his head too, which was the main joke. But to me, the biggest humor was in the way he said that last line!
(8) "Dohhhhhhhhh hohohohoooooo!" - many,many times when Hardy would get hit with an object, slip and fall, etc. I felt sorry for him whne this happened but at the same time absolutely LOVED the sound he made!
Okay, eight is enough.
And an inside joke from the other day: Lefty the Salesman to Ernie: "And if you want to know how many times Ziffel quoted Hardy ... you look at the 8."
Ernie: "Oh! Eight quotes!" Lefty: "Shhhh shhhhhhh!" Ernie: "Eight quotes."
Lefty: "Riiiiiight."