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Ask A Pig All the Questions

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Pig's Laundry, May 29, 2017.

  1. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    "Asking questions is a good way of finding things out"
    -
    Big Bird

    "I'm 'Smart Tina' and I know everything"
    -Smart Tina

    "Pig's Laundry is the greatest, most smartest person in the whole wide universe. You guys should definitely ask him questions"
    -Jim Henson

    So yeah, um, you can ask me questions if you want. Or don't. I'll feel personally rejected if you don't, so....
     
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  2. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    What's your favorite pork product? Bacon? Sausage? Ham? Chops?

    Personally, I'm not a big pork eater, but I don't mind an occasional nibble of any of the follow . . . except sausage - that stuff's disgusting.
     
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  3. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    But i'm a...why would you even... you're a sick, sick man.
     
  4. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    FULL DISCLAIMER: Okay, perhaps this was not clear, but I am in fact a pig. So I do not eat pork products. And with that you all may continue asking questions..
     
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  5. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    Have you ever found a spider and called it Charlotte?
     
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  6. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    I found a spider once. I squealed, I smashed it with a shoe, and then I called it "dead".
     
  7. ConsummateVs

    ConsummateVs Well-Known Member

    Are you, by any chance, related to Miss Piggy?
     
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  8. MuppetSpot

    MuppetSpot Well-Known Member

    Are you related to Porky?
     
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  9. D'Snowth

    D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    I guess it's probably a good thing that I left out that I do love barbecued spare ribs, but that's a whole nother discussion for another day.

    So, what's some of your favorite pig fiction? Ham-let? Swine Trek? The Pork Awakens?
     
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  10. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    You terrible little thing! :sympathy:

    You get what I mean though, don't you?
     
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  11. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    We're not related, however, we did live in the same farming town. I haven't talked to the Piggys recently, but I was well acquainted with her father before he died of that horrible tractor accident.

    Never met him. Although, I can say all the little girl piggies from my town did have a little crush on him for a while. That is, except for Miss Piggy, she always had a thing for frogs, from what I can tell.

    Yes, it's definitely a good thing you didn't mention that.

    Yeah, yeah. I get your racist pig joke/book reference. For the record, pigs don't go around making friends with little bugs that creep on barn ceilings.

    I'm quite partial to Straight Outta Hampton. I think the writers really understand the struggles that are unique to pigs.
     
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  12. Schfifty

    Schfifty Well-Known Member

    O RLY?
    [​IMG]

    That really should've been an episode of TTA, to be honest.
     
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  13. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    Are you friends with any famous pigs?
     
  14. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    Are you friends with any famous humans?
     
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  15. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    Yes.
     
  16. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    Oh.

    Well, the point still stands- No more pig questions!
     
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  17. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    Alright then.
     
  18. fuzzygobo

    fuzzygobo Well-Known Member

    Did you go to market, stay at home, eat roast beef, have none, or cry "Wee Wee Wee!" all the way home?
     
  19. MikaelaMuppet

    MikaelaMuppet Well-Known Member

    What are some of your favorite quotes?
     
  20. Pig's Laundry

    Pig's Laundry Well-Known Member

    All of the above! And just between us, I have a few friends who are cows, so don't go around telling anyone I eat roast beef.
    Hard to think of some right off the bat. I'll try to get back to you on that one.
     
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