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Ask Ken at Palisades

Discussion in 'Action Figures' started by Cindy, Apr 13, 2002.

  1. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    and if anyone should know about bats... :crazy:

    Sammy Sosa action figure with cork-filled bats and magnetic hat, base ball for a choking hazard, and a removeable home-run world record...
     
  2. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Hey Kev, what did you mean when you said ""? And I think that Luke was talking about bringing the conversation back to the Muppet figures, though that would be a good idea for a Sammy Sossa figure if McFarlayne's listening.
     
  3. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    when you are opening for italics for a word, you type . That tells the computer, this word will be in italics. The computer knows to stop italicizing a word when you close it with . I messed up and closed 'italics' with a 'bold' closing. I fixed it though. yep, I did.
     
  4. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    Medic !!!!! :sleep:
     
  5. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Here's your next patient, Dr. Bob. He seems to be a sickly Brit who's got penguins on the brain.
    Well, then, I know how to cure him of that.
    But how are you going to cure him, Dr. Bob?
    Simple. Just take that penguin off from on top of his head.

    Tune in next time when Dr. Bob will say: "Wait a second! I'm going to have to charge this guy some heavy fines just for being a Brit."
    Why's that Dr. Bob?
    Because he's part of the union, Jack!
     
  6. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry Well-Known Member

    Trumpet !!!!! :rolleyes:
     
  7. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    That last post STILL didn't come out right. Geez.

    Now, back to Ask Ken...

    "Dear Ken,

    Every Monday night, I'm stressed from the day's events. Even chocolate doesn't help me, and my significant other regards me as insignificant. Heck, to get a back massage I must lean against the door frame and rub my back against it. My only happiness is my Palisades figures and Jell-O. Any suggestions?

    Lonely in Tucson"
     
  8. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Sorry, but Ken's not in right now. Your post is very important, so please stay on-line and your post will be answered by our next available specialist.


    Crazy Harry, the salvation you seek is to blow your own horn along with Little Boy Blue and Little Jack Horner. Hey! You leave the Horns alone! They're good friends of mine, so stop blowing them!

    Fozzie Bear, as we all know it was you who recently moved to Tucson, here's my suggestion. Take that lime green Jello and make yourself a little pool with it, that way you can go into the ever-popular thread on the subject in the Other Topics section of the Palisades Toys forum. No wait, here's a better idea, take the Jello and shape it into small Muppet shapes while it's cooling or cooking. That way, you can corner the market on Jello Muppets and give Mickey treats a run for the money, bringing the mouse down from his high horse. Hit them where it hurts, in the pocketbook.
    Hope this helps and have a good day.

    No wait, Fozzie Bear wanted some advice as to his loneliness issues. Well, so long as you foster a relationship with your Muppet figures that you can share a good day's talk with about your hopes and dreams and worries, they should support even through the toughest of times.
    Hope this helps and have a good day.
     
  9. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    I didn't hear the horns complain.

    I just moved home to Memphis again. I only left Memphis long enough for that last post.

    So, anybody got a real question for Ken? Comments?
     
  10. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry Well-Known Member

    What's that little white thing that comes with the kitchen playset?

    :p
     
  11. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    You definitely are--->:crazy:
     
  12. Baby Animal

    Baby Animal Well-Known Member

    What was that Ken said about the back alleys at Target? Seems like he got his info from Mike.
     
  13. ResidentLilly

    ResidentLilly Well-Known Member

    Dear Lonely,

    I find that when life has me stressed and chocolate is not performing it's usual miracle cure, I just take all of my clothes off and spend an hour in a walk in freezer. It doesn't relieve my stress, it just reminds me that ANYTHING can be insignificant under certain circumstances.

    Ken
     
  14. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry Well-Known Member

    I really wish there was a "pointing up and laughing" emoticom here.
     
  15. incredeeble!

    incredeeble! Well-Known Member

    I won't believe it until I try it.

    ....currently looking on ebay for a walk-in Freezer...
     
  16. King Prawn

    King Prawn Well-Known Member

    Tomorrow when I go to the Butchers, i'm going to ask him if i can use his freezer :)
     
  17. Louis Kazagger

    Louis Kazagger Well-Known Member

    Dear Lonely,

    Go to one of the 18 different Jack in the Box locations in Tucson. Buy sets of the JITB Muppet toys and offer them to members of this forum who don't have access to a JITB (people who live in one of 33 other states in the union, plus international folk), at a price of your cost plus shipping. You'll make friends who will be eternally grateful for your generosity, and who will in turn be willing to do favors for you as well. Heck, maybe the toy gods will even smile on you and your toy karma will be elevated to such a high level that you'll be a shoe in for one of the next collector's club lottery figures. In any event, you will have made friends all around North America (or around the world if you so choose) who share your passion for Muppets, and you'll never be "lonely" again. ;)
     
  18. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Right-o! I'll get right to work on this.

    waitaminnit!
     
  19. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Okay. I did that. I took off all my clothes and went into a walk-in freezer; but, how long will my nipples be like this?

    Also, a new member, Davina, posted that they purchased Rowlf the Dog and opened him and displayed him, then noticed his hands are on backwards. Who does she contact?
     
  20. Baby Animal

    Baby Animal Well-Known Member

    I'm wondering if the hands are actually backwards or if they are just turned around. If they're really backwards, I think that would be pretty cool. She should sell it on e-bay as the "Ultra-extremely rare backwards hands Rowlf." That should fetch a pretty penny.

    As far as who to contact, I'd say Tony at TEqui@palisadestoys.com He helps with everything else and is quite helpful and responsive.
     


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