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Battle of the Muppet Quotes!

Discussion in 'Games' started by Super Scooter, Dec 25, 2002.

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  1. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    All right! My brother and I did this one time, and I've done it a few times quouting Spaceballs. This is how it goes:

    Someone starts off with the first line to a Muppet sequence (preferably movies since not all of us have seen the show). The next post has to be of the next line of the sequence, and so on and so forth until the sequence is finished.

    Oh, and you have to say who said it. Kind of like our signatures.

    It can be fun if you're not confused by my post.

    I'll start.

    "Are they here yet? Are they here yet? Did I miss it? Am I late?"
  2. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member


    Ooops! Forgot the Muppet!:D

    "Are they here yet? Are they here yet? Did I miss it? Am I late?"
    - Ernie
  3. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    They could be here any minute.

    Oh boy me can hardly wait.
    ----- Cookie
  4. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    "Yeah!" - Ernie

    "Isn't this exciting?" - Crazy Harry

    (actually, the "They could be here any minute" line was said by Bert. The Muppet Newsman said a later line. It's coming soon!):D
  5. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    It's the weding of the year.

    Well, can't we start without them?
    -Sam the Eagle
  6. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    "No, you can't until they're here!"
    - Muppet Newsman

    "They're finally getting ma-a-aried now!"
    - Penguins
  7. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    NO way I am not singing.

    so we'll start somewhere else.

    Hi, I'm Jill, you know Gil and Bill.
  8. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    "Would you step into our office?"

    (I'm not too certain if this is what was said next or not.)
  9. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Actually this is rather difficulte.

    Try this,

    Help, help, this is a serious cry for help.
    -Bernie (Muppet Movie)
  10. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    "Someone, help! Oooh! You! You with the banjo! Can you help me? I have lost my sense of direction."
    - Bernie, The Agent
  11. Manda:-D

    Manda:-D New Member

    "Have you tried Hari Krishna?"
    (Somethin' like that...)
  12. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    That's real funny but I really am lost here.

    (1 + 2 + 0 = 120 - 1 = 119 - 2 = 117 = 0 = 1117 = 0000 = 0, yes I can press submit now!!!)
  13. Manda:-D

    Manda:-D New Member

    So, have YOU tried Hari Krishna?
    (There's a running gag in TMM that whenever anyone says they're lost/need directions another character asks if they've tried Hari Krishna!)
  14. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    "Uh, just a second... Darn, I missed. You know, that's the first thing to go on a frog. His tongue. The tongue goes and you can't catch flies."
    - Kermit The Frog
  15. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    "Oh, sorry about the tongue..."
  16. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    "But, I'm in a hurry! I've got to catch a plane!"
    - Bernie

  17. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    With that tounge? No way.

    (Hey Scooter, from now on every time I see the 120 I'll thank God no one can spam us!!!!!!!)
  18. Gonzo14

    Gonzo14 Well-Known Member

    That's Funny, but seriously i'm a Talent Agent I flew in from Hollywood (not sure if that's what he said)
    -Bernie the Agent
  19. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Hollywood? Did you say Hollywood?
  20. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter New Member

    "Read my lips; "Hollywood!" You know! Holly-wood! The magic factory! The dream store! Hey, haven't you ever been to the movies?"
    - Bernie

    (Gonzo14, it's okay if you don't get it exactly perfect. I was a little too picky about that at the beginning of the game, but, you can't expect to remember it line for line! (or can you?) Beau, why won't you sing? I bet you'd do a great Miss Piggy!:D Hey, next time you watch The Muppet Movie, imagine Frank Oz when you get to Miss Piggy's song. That's hilarious!)

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