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Battle of the Muppet Quotes!

Discussion in 'Games' started by Super Scooter, Dec 25, 2002.

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  1. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Sure theres a double feature in town every Saterday night.
    -Kerm

    (Can, won't.)
     
  2. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    "Wait a minute. Wait a minute! There's an ad in here that you would be very interested in! ... Feast your eyes on that!"
    - Bernie

    (Oh, come on! You know you want to! Tell you what. If I sing, will you? Wait! We're only typing!)
     
  3. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    World Wide Pictures' Lord Grade's open orditions for Frogs wishing to become rich and famous?
    -Kerm

    (No way)
     
  4. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    *Bernie smacks paper*

    "Er, thanks anyway, but I'm pretty happy where I am."
    - Kermit

    (Come on! Just belt it out! Like this! Theeeeeeeeeeeee Hills are aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuussssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccc!!!!!! With songs they have suuuuuuuuuuuung for a thousand yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrsssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D :D )
     
  5. Manda:-D

    Manda:-D Well-Known Member

    Uuuuuuummmm......Shouldn't we just stick to the quote war?
     
  6. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    Aw! We're just having fun! And I have to pick on him sometime! Okay, we'll get back to the quoute war.

    "Oh, if i were you I'd give this offer very careful consideration! you got talent kid. Singing, dancing, telling jokes. I mean, you get your tongue fixed, who knows! You could make millions of people happy!"
    - Bernie

    (just one line, Beau? I did it! Come on!)
     
  7. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Millions of people happy?
    -Kerm

    (Ok then, THEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYIIIIIII, *burst into tears* I can't do it.)
     
  8. sarah_yzma

    sarah_yzma Well-Known Member


    (what song is that???? just curious....) hehe

    Sarah
     
  9. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Millions of people happy
    -Bernie

    (I was trying to sing The Hills Are Alive. *Between Sobs*)
     
  10. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    "Look, if you ever come west to Hollywood, look me up. Bernie. The agent."
    - Bernie.

    (Hey, Beau. What does putting someone on your buddy list do?)
     
  11. Gonzo14

    Gonzo14 Well-Known Member

    Well Bernie the Agent meet Arnie the Alligator
    -Kermit
     
  12. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    "Doooowhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Ah! Stay! Stay! Back!"
    - Bernie

    "Arnie. Arnie, it's okay! Leave him alone! Arnie, he's from Hollywood!"
    - Kermit

    (either that, or it was YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!:D )

    (Well, Beau, at least you tried.)
     
  13. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    "Hmph. Well, uh, I'd miss this old swamp, but, millions of people happy."
    - Kermit

    And with that, we start a new scene!

    "How could you miss a story like that???"
    - Mr. Tarkanian

    "Waaaaaah!"
    - Kermit, Fozzie, and Gonzo

    "Practically bit you on the seat of the pants! There's just no excuse!"
    - Mr. Tarkanian
     
  14. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Wahha
    G, K, F.

    Thump *hit's desk*
    - Mr. Tarkanian
     
  15. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    "I guess this isn't a good time to ask for a raise."
    - Fozzie

    "A raise? A raise? Oh, ho ho! I'll give you a raise!"
    - Mr. Tarkanian

    (see Beauregard's post:D )
     
  16. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Can we leave the one there, sorry but I have no idea what comes next.

    How about:

    They don't look like presbiterians to me.
    -Fozzie Bear
     
  17. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    I don't have any clue what came after that. Well, I know, I just can't remember. Sorry!

    It's your fault! You wouldn't sing!:D

    Here's one:

    "And now, it's time for... Pigs in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaace!!!!!! When last we left the spaceship Swinetrek, it was plummeting towards earth at an alarming rate!"
    - Announcer

    "Oh, Dr. Strangepork, why are we plummeting towards earth at an alarming rate?"
    - Link Hogthrob


    Er, do you know which skit I'm talking about?
     
  18. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Now I havn't got a clue what you are talking about.

    Sorry, I have only seen two episodes.

    Try this:

    This is so discusting, uh, half eaten sandwiches, cakes
    -C3P0 (Pig's in Sapce)

    Be quiet 3P0. You don't hear R2D2 complaining.
    -Luke

    Beap, Beap, Whine.
    -R2D2
     
  19. Super Scooter

    Super Scooter Well-Known Member

    "Yes, I did. He just said this place is like a pig sty."
    - C3PO

    (enter Link)

    "Hey! I'm Captain Link Hogthrob. and this is my spaceship!"
    - Link

    "Well, that explains everything."
    - C3PO
     
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