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Best Fozzie Bear Joke

Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by miss kermie, Apr 3, 2012.

  1. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Fozzie's told a lot of jokes.
    Bad.
    Good.
    Corny.
    Cute.

    Well... Which one do you like?
     
  2. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    good grief the comedians a bear
     
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  3. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    No he's a not, he's wearin' a necktie! LOL that's one of my faves.
     
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  4. muppetlover123

    muppetlover123 Well-Known Member

    i know right its my fav
     
  5. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    Did you know that George the janitor is so cheap, his wallet has an unlisted pocket?

    ...am I too hip for the room?
     
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  6. Walter

    Walter Active Member

    "Prices are so high, yesterday I went out to buy a pound of hanburger meat, and had to have a cosigner!":o
     
  7. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

  8. PuppetMaster

    PuppetMaster Member

    What do bears use too open their christmas persents??
    Their santa CLAWS!!
     
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  9. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    I like this one on the albumn for season 4 (P.S. He's on Skates!):

    "Wow, not bad for a ten cent pair of skates. Speaking of Cheapsketes, nice blend Fozzie, thank you Fozzie! Speaking of Cheap Skates, There was a chicken at a bar, and he says, what? Are you surprised to see me here? and the bartender says, Yeah, did the cow sell the place? AaaaaAaahh!!!"

    It went something like that...
     
  10. miss muppet

    miss muppet Active Member

    I didn't do it I've been framed ahh waka waka waka !! ( New muppet film)
     
  11. miss muppet

    miss muppet Active Member

    I didn't do it I've been framed ahh waka waka waka !! ( New muppet film). :D
     
  12. miss muppet

    miss muppet Active Member

    I didn't do it I've been framed ! Ahhh waka waka !! ( New muppet film) :D
     
  13. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    The joke so nice, you told it thrice.
     
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  14. Zeliboba

    Zeliboba Member

    Are we discussing Fozzie's best joke or his worst one, heh-heh? I guess with Fozzie that is the same thing - the worse his jokes are, the more you enjoy them :o :D

    I love the whole routine he did with Milton Berle while singing 'Top Banana'.

    Also, always loved the 'for the halibut' bit :D
     
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  15. lilmissmuppet

    lilmissmuppet Member

    i agree miss muppet ''i didnt do it ive been framed ahh waka waka''
     
  16. mo

    mo Well-Known Member

    I like your screen name :)
     
  17. Zeliboba

    Zeliboba Member

    I just remembered a great little number Fozzie did with Richard Hunt's Snowman in 'The Muppet Family Christmas':

    :o: Ah, Christmas, time for Santa Clause and his eight fancy rein-bear.
    Snowman: Actually, that's reindeer.
    :o: No, that's snow, darling!

    And another one:

    :o: Hey, that's pretty good harmony for a snowman!
    Snowman: Actually, I'm a Snewman!
    :o: What's a Snewman?
    Snowman: Nothing's a-snew, man, what's a-snew with you?
     
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  18. Nyperold

    Nyperold Member

    :o: A Muppet Show without Fozzie Bear is like Gilbert without Sullivan, ham without cheese, Poca without Hontas!
    :): Poca without Hontas?
    :o: Yeah?
    :): What's a poca?
    :)mad: & George dance through the backstage)
    :): Alright, alright, I get it, that's a polka...
     
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  19. CountFan1998

    CountFan1998 Active Member

    One of my favorites too! That, the hat gags on the Doug Henning episode, and "I've been framed" from The Muppets.
     
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