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Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by miss kermie, Apr 3, 2012.
Fozzie's told a lot of jokes.
Well... Which one do you like?
good grief the comedians a bear
No he's a not, he's wearin' a necktie! LOL that's one of my faves.
i know right its my fav
Did you know that George the janitor is so cheap, his wallet has an unlisted pocket?
...am I too hip for the room?
"Prices are so high, yesterday I went out to buy a pound of hanburger meat, and had to have a cosigner!"
What do bears use too open their christmas persents??
Their santa CLAWS!!
I like this one on the albumn for season 4 (P.S. He's on Skates!):
"Wow, not bad for a ten cent pair of skates. Speaking of Cheapsketes, nice blend Fozzie, thank you Fozzie! Speaking of Cheap Skates, There was a chicken at a bar, and he says, what? Are you surprised to see me here? and the bartender says, Yeah, did the cow sell the place? AaaaaAaahh!!!"
It went something like that...
I didn't do it I've been framed ahh waka waka waka !! ( New muppet film)
I didn't do it I've been framed ahh waka waka waka !! ( New muppet film).
I didn't do it I've been framed ! Ahhh waka waka !! ( New muppet film)
The joke so nice, you told it thrice.
Are we discussing Fozzie's best joke or his worst one, heh-heh? I guess with Fozzie that is the same thing - the worse his jokes are, the more you enjoy them
I love the whole routine he did with Milton Berle while singing 'Top Banana'.
Also, always loved the 'for the halibut' bit
i agree miss muppet ''i didnt do it ive been framed ahh waka waka''
I like your screen name
I just remembered a great little number Fozzie did with Richard Hunt's Snowman in 'The Muppet Family Christmas':
: Ah, Christmas, time for Santa Clause and his eight fancy rein-bear.
Snowman: Actually, that's reindeer.
: No, that's snow, darling!
And another one:
: Hey, that's pretty good harmony for a snowman!
Snowman: Actually, I'm a Snewman!
: What's a Snewman?
Snowman: Nothing's a-snew, man, what's a-snew with you?
: A Muppet Show without Fozzie Bear is like Gilbert without Sullivan, ham without cheese, Poca without Hontas!
: Poca without Hontas?
: What's a poca?
mad: & George dance through the backstage)
: Alright, alright, I get it, that's a polka...
One of my favorites too! That, the hat gags on the Doug Henning episode, and "I've been framed" from The Muppets.
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