Big Jim Henson Birthday Celebration

[minor muppetz]

(Kermit, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, and Rizzo are all putting decorations togetehr for Jim Henson's birthday)
Kermit: Well, now, be careful, people..
Fozzie Bear: Don't worry. We won't mess things up. (Trips over smething)
Kermit: Careful, careful. We don't want to mess this up. This is Jim Henson's big birthday celebration, after all.
Rizzo: Hey, it's also someone elses birtdhay, too.
Kermit: Oh, yeah, we wouldn't want to forget about Steve Whitmire's birtdhay.
(Grover runs up to Kermit)
Grover: Hey, froggy babbyyy (slaps Kermit on the back)
Miss Piggy: WATCH IT! Hiiiya! (karate chops Grover)
Kermit: Piggy! Grover! Stop it!
Miss Piggy: Oh, sorry.
Kermit: By the way, Grover, you need to help Scooter set things up.
Grover: Oh, right Froggy.
Scooter: Come on, Grover.
Bobo: I'll stand by the door.
(Bobo comes to the door)
Kermit: This will be a great celebration, starring everybody....
Pepe: (interrupting) And me, okay!
Kermit: (scrunches face) Pepe, we are honoring all of us Muppets, and Jim Henson...
Rizzo: And Steve Whitmire.
(Dr. Teeth and the Electric Myahem start playing "Hey,a Movie!")
Dr. Teeth: Let's play it, everybody!
Floyd: Oh, yeah!
Janice: Fer sure!
Animal: Yay!!!
Dr. Teeth: Playa solo, Lips!
(Lips plays a big trumpet solo)
Rowlf: What a musical celebration! I'll play, too! (Rowlf starts playing the piano)
Fozzie: Hey, Bobo, I think you should open the door and let our guests in.
Bobo: Oh, okay. (Bobo opens the door, as guests come in)
Link Hogthrob: Hello, Bobo.
Bobo: Hi, Link.
Dr. Strangepork: Hello.
Bean Bunny: Hello. Don't I look cute?
(Ernie and Bert are outside, walking to the building)
Bert: Well, we're all ready for the party.
Ernie: You said it, Bert. I've got my Rubber Duckie ready, too (squeaks Rubber Duckie, and then laughs)
Grover: Well, I have got to start serving.
The Swedish Chef: Dats rite! Surv de fude fer Dim Hensin!
Bobo: Welcome, welcome.
Cookie Monster: You got cookie?
Bobo: Uh, no.
Dr. Nobel Price: Hey, Kermit!
Kermit: What, Dr. Price?
Dr. Nobel Price: I've just invented a machine that can bring things from back in time!
Kermit: Uh, but Bunsen and Beaker have already invented something that can bring things from back in time.
Dr. Nobel Price: Really?
Bunsen: That's absolutely correct!
Beaker: Mee mee mee mee!
Bunsen: Just press that button, Beaker.
Beaker: Mee mee mee me!
(Beaker presses a button, and The Sinclairs suddenly show up)
Earl Sinclair: Wow!
Fran Sinclair: What just happened?
Baby Sinclair: Again!
(The Fraggles come from out of a Fraggle hole)
Traveling Matt Fraggle: This looks like the perfect place to explore.
Gobo: It's so nice!
Mokey Fraggle: I'll say!
Red Fraggle: It's great that you could join us, Mokey.
Wembly Fraggle: Yeah, it seems liek you've been missing from a lot of our recent activities.
Mokey Fraggle: Oh, thank you.
Boober Fraggle: Now where is the laundry?
(The Gorgs then walk through the wall and ceiling, breaking half the building)
Junior Gorg: Oh, no! We've broken the building!
Big Bird: Wow! Those things are bigger than I am!
Mr. Snuffleupagus: Or I am!
Sweetums: Or I am!
Thog: Or... uh, I forget.
Forgetful Jones: Hey, that's my line!
Gonzo: Well, Kermit, everybody's here!
Kermit: That's good! Welcome everybody to the Jim Henson Birthday Celebration!
(everybody in the room, cheers)
Robin: We will now sing!
(Statler and Waldorf watch from up in a balcony)
Waldorf: What a surprise
Statler: They always sing.
Waldorf: Well, not always. Remember Muppets From Space?
Statler: Yeah, but who actually cared to watch it?
(they laugh)
Muppets: There'll be specticles and catastrophe.
Scooter: But it's all in fun!
Robin: You paid the money!
Bean Bunny: Wait and see!
Bert and Ernie: Hey, a movie!
Rowlf: I just can't beleive we did it....
Kermit: Starring everybody!
Pepe: Everybody!
Fraggles: Everybody!
Gorgs: Everybody!
Doozers: Everybody!
Sesame Street Muppets: Everybody!
Monsters: Everybody!
Sinclairs: Everybody!
Everybody in the room: Everybody in the world!
Kermit: And me!
Rowlf: And me!
Ernie: And me!
Guy Smiley: And me!
Link Hogthrob: And me!
Cantus: And me!
Dr. Teeth: And me!
Swedish Chef: Und me!
Newsman: And me!
Convincing John: And me!
Granny Fanny Nesslerode: And me!
Mahna Mahna: And me!
Bip Bipodotta: And me!
Wilkins: And me!
Wontkins: And me!
Harry the Hipster: And me!
Leo: And me!
Waldorf: And me!
Statler: And me!
Bean Bunny: And me!
Beaker: Mee mee!
Wembly Fraggle: And me!
Sprocket: Woof woof!
Lips: And me!
Flash: And me!
Mr. Podlepants: And me!
Rizzo: And me!
Gonzo: And me!
Zoot: And me!
Hilda: And me!
Bert: And me!
Big Bird: And me!
Digit: And me!
Miss Piggy: And me!
Bill the Bubble Guy: And me!
Jen: And me!
Kira: And me!
Hoggle: And me!
Baby Sinclair: And me!
Robbie Sinclair: And me!
Charlene Sinclair: And me!
Storytellers Dog: And me!
Janice: And me!
Mokey Fraggle: And me!
Red Fraggle: And me!
Pepe: And me, okay!
Junior Gorg: And me!
Doglion: And me!
Lefty: And me!
Oscar: And me!
Bruno: And me!
The Count: And me!
Baby Bear: And me!
Fozzie Bear: And me!
Lew Zeland: And me!
The Amazing Mumford: And me!
Cookie Monster: And me!
Grover: And me!
Herry Monster: And me!
Elmo: And Elmo!
Herbert Birdsfoot: And me!
Roosevelt Franklin: And me!
Prairie Dawn: And me!
Boppity: And me!
Clifford: And me!
Gobo: And me!
Cotterpin Doozer: And me!
Little Jerry: And me!
Beautiful Day Monster: And me!
Scooter: And me!
Fat Blue: And me!
Little Bird: And me!
Telly Monster: And me!
Grungetta: And me!
Hoots the Owl: And me!
Gladys the Cow: And me!
(Sully is about to open his mouth)
Biff: And the rest of us! (looks at Sully) Hey, there's too many of us here for all of us to say something (looks around), right?
All: Right!
Kermit: So Happy Birthday Jim and Steve!

 

[minor muppetz]

I wanted to bump this back. Bill Bubble Guy has been responding to some of my older outlines, bumping this to another page (though I don't mind the fact that my old fan fics are getting attention), and I wanted to be sure that people read this before Jim Henson and Steve Whitmire's birthday was over.

 

[MartyMuppets]

I've finally come across this in my explorations through your fan fic library.
I'm pleased that you're pleased about the attention I'm giving your work and I must say this was wonderful
It's fabulous to see all the muppets from Fraggle Rock, Sesame Street and virtually every other Henson production joining the gang from TMS to celebrate such a special occasion.

I hope that Steve Whitmere had a wonderful birthday and that Jim also enjoyed it wherever he is