Bill Barretta is an Ugly Muppet Mans!

APRIL FOOL'S!

*Dodges flying flaming torch*
Who threw that?



Well, since everyone else was doing an April 1st thing, I wanted to as well.

LOL!!

Good one.

Well, to be honest, the guy is kinda ug...OW OW OW MY ARM, OK he's the sexiest puppeteer on the planet! Next to Brian, OW OW OK, EVEN SEXIER! Gees...

You do realise Bill most likely checks up on this site, don't you?

I am boycotting this thread! It is evil!

I was actually thinking of starting a thread like this...

(of course that's not saying that I won't invent a holiday, call it "Fool Your Friends With Practical Jokes Day" and then get you all!)

But Bill really is ugly. This is a thread about truth in advertising.

So would I. I won't make any other comments or jokes. Except Noel is !

Guess he's "The First Noel" to be a Muppeteer.

*snicker*

Thanks!



LOL, this is funny, y'all're in wuv wif Noel, and I ain't never seen the guy---I just picture this invisible shape!

*Sharpening pitchfork*
*Looks up*
My work here is done.
*Gingerly touches tip of pitchfork w/ finger*
Perfect.
*Begins polishing pitchfork*

Hmm, so that's what the guy looks like.

Uh, no, sorry.

He's just some dude.



Looks nothin' like Mokey or Janice...or Mary Frances "Frankie" Frame...or Lorrie Morgan...or Lisa Kudrow as Phoebe Buffay...or Ashely Judd...or Emily Robison...or...well, ya get the point.

...who dances in a bear costume! Keep your hobbies to yourself.

Reminds me of someone else I know...

Hey, that was a LONG time ago.

Oh, we're not talking about me, are we? Heh heh, bye.