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Byron Fan Club

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Fozzie Bear, Nov 14, 2002.

  1. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member


    I just have to say that of all the people who get picked on the most, my pal Byron gets picked on like an ape at the zoo (see, it just happened again).

    Still, ever strong against the many snaps and jokes we throw at him, he stands firm and takes it, never gets a speech going about how angry he is or how his feelings are hurt or how he's gonna leave Muppet Central forever and ever...indeed, what a great personality and sense of humor.

    Thus and hitherto, I would like to propose the Byron Fan Club for those who have to absolutely admire his sasquatch thick skin and wonderful posts. This person who has made me laugh many times by being the brunt of the joke, and bounces back to take it in the neck again and again, has earned his place as the reason to have a fan club.

    I want to be the first Byronteer.
    Who else will become a Byronteer with me?


    (And yes, we get imaginary tee shirts and hats with feathers.)
  2. Jackie

    Jackie Well-Known Member

    I get to be the second Byronteer!!!!

    Byron Byron rah rah rah!
  3. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

  4. Joggy

    Joggy Well-Known Member

    I'll be third!!!

    *scotch tapes hair on chest*

    Hi. I'm a Tall Kentuckian. Really. I am.

    *manly GRUNT*
  5. radionate

    radionate Well-Known Member

    It's not gonna cost me to be in this club is it? :rolleyes:
  6. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    It'll only cost you your sanity, but a small price to pay, right?

    I forgot about the hairy chest thing. Okay, forget the imaginary tee shirts and hats of the Byronteers, we will now all receive hairy-chest-vests.


    We will!!

  7. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    I wanna join, too! We can call it

    Fans Of Byron!!!


    Naaaaaaah!! Just doesn't hold the punch that Fomp had!
  8. Janice & Mokey's Man

    Janice & Mokey's Man Well-Known Member

    Greetings from "Byron himself"

    Hello, my little Byronkateers! :)

    LOL! Jeez, I go to bed, then wake up to my own freakin' FAN CLUB online---who's gonna print the quarterly newsletter? Who wants to be my PR person? What about merchandise?

    Lol, thanks, y'all...and Kev, what can I say---I guess only a Byron could take so much beatin' around here and be brave (or is that stupid?) enough to come back for more! :p

    *rips open shirt, "GRUNT!"s, leaves for now*
  9. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    We Byronketeers are at your disposal, oh great leader. What do we do first? Count to 10? Say our ABC's? Play out the difference between near and far??

    "Sunny daze..."

    Oh, FOMP! *Grunt!*



    :D ;)

  10. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry Well-Known Member

    Hmmmm... I seem to be a bit short at the moment. Can I join now and pay later?
  11. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    We'll bill ya later, Crazy Harry. Maybe you can light the birthday candles on the cake.

    It isn't a birthday really, but it's a birthday cake because those always taste better.

    Are you able to light candles?

  12. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    Who's Byron ??? :rolleyes:
  13. Sweetums

    Sweetums Well-Known Member

    I wanna join! I wanna join! You guys can't have a club without me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. Boober_Baby

    Boober_Baby Well-Known Member

    Yay yay yay! I WANNA JOIN! Me! MEEEEEEEE!!

    (Looks around) Wait... this is the BYRON fan club? Awwwww! I thought it was the Brian fanclub... the Brian Boitano fan club.

    (Sulks and leaves)

    ^_^ Debo
  15. radionate

    radionate Well-Known Member

    Now you must ask yourself......(clears throat) (Get Ready Folks He's About To Sing!!!!)

    What would Brian Boitano do
    If he were he right now?
    He'd make a plan and he'd follow thru,
    That's What Brian Boitano do.

    I want this Byron club away from me.
    It has stunted my online vocabulary.
    And I just want Byron to stop hugging everyone.
    For Emmy and Jackie they will be covered in fur and all haireeeee.

    So what would Brian Boitano do
    With all the kids in here?
    He's show them all pics of a Sasquatch or two,
    and watch them shiver with feeeeeaaaaarrrr.

    For that's what Brian Botano do!
  16. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Did you really have to edit that post, Lukie?? LOL!!!

    Every one else: Who is Brian Boitano?
  17. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    Well at first i said "I guess there's a little Byron in all of us !" but then i thought people could take that in more than just the rhetorical sense so i edited it.
  18. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Oh, Kinda like me with the whole "poke and lick Janice air freshener" statement a while back, huh?
  19. Billy's Girl

    Billy's Girl Well-Known Member

    I'll be the NZ rep in the club!!!! It wouldn't be a club without one.
  20. Janice & Mokey's Man

    Janice & Mokey's Man Well-Known Member

    I'm expandin' into foreign territory? :eek:

    Oh my, I--I never expected to go foreign! :o


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