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The following fan fic is meant to be like the copilation videos from 1985. However, unlike my other fan fics that were like this, this one does intentionally include sketches that I've included in other compilation fan fics, but I'm trying not to include anything from other compilations. Enjoy!
(The scene begins with the theme playing and the title appearing on-screen. The cene takes place isnide a barn, where we see Kermit, Fozzie, Robin, Rizzo, two chickens, and three penguins)
Kermit: Okay, everybody, welcome to todays meeting of The Muppet Animal Club.
All: Yay!
Fozzie: This is going to be so much fun!
Robin: I'll say.
Kermit: Now, all muppet animals are allowed, and we will present great animal moments from The Muppet Show.
Robin: Well, let the fun begin.
Fozzie: What clip should we present first?
Chicken #1: bawk bawk bawk!
Kermit: Good idea. And nw, ladies and gentlemen, here is "There ain't nobody here but us chickens".
(cut to the clip "There Ain't Nobody here But Us Chickens")
(Rowlf is by a piano, with Baskerville and Muppy around him)
Rowlf: Well, now it is time to present some songs that are for the dogs.
Muppy: Woof!
Baskerville: I am so excited.
Rowlf: We will start with the song "How Much is That Doggy In The Window?"
(Miss Piggy walks in with Foo Foo)
Miss Piggy: Well, my Foo Foo is not for sale.
Baskerville: That's good.
Rowlf: Yeah, you wouldn't make any money off that thing. (laughs)
Foo Foo: Woof!
(cut to "How Much is That Doggy in The Window?", folowed by Veterinarians Hospital with baskerville as the patient, followed by "Dog Eat Dog")
Fozzie: And now, here is Jim Nabors and many animals.
(cut to the sketch where Jim Nabors played a night watchman at a bakery)
Rizzo: (to kermit) Hey, kermit, I'd like to make a request.
Kermit: Okay, what is your request?
Rizzo: I would like to request The lactrec sisters.
(cut to The lactrec Sisters, followed by Muppet news where The newsman reports about a killer lamb, and then cut to The swedish Chef making frogs legs)
Kermit: And now, here is Raquel Welch, dancing with a giant spider.
(cut to "Someone Just Like You", and then "Bird Walk")
Cow: This show has been great.
Kermit: Wll, I'm glad you liked it.
Cow: But I would like to see some cows.
Kermit: Well, if you like cows, then watch this.
(cut to "We Got Elegence", followed by "A Horse named Bill")
Fozzie: You know, some of our guests have liked animals, and some hated them.
Kermit: That's right. Here is one who likes animals, Bruce Forsythe.
(cut to the Talk Spot with Bruce Forsythe)
Kermit: And now here's one who didn't like animals as much, Harvey Korman.
(cut to the talk spot with Harvey Korman)
Penguin: You know, I would like to see some underwater animals right now.
Rowlf: Then why don't you go underwater?
Penguin: Very funny.
(cut to "Temptation" with the octopuses, then to "I'm In Love with a Big Blue frog")
Miss Piggy: Now, Kermie, just make sure that girl doens't fall for you.
Kermit: I don't think she will.
Miss Piggy: But now, let's present some pigs.
(cut to the Pigs in Space sketch where Rizzo tried to join the crew, followed by Fozzie's "Pig Song")
Fozzie: That sure was a classic.
Rowlf: yeah, you got the "Was" part right.
Fozzie: Well, no let's take a moment of silence to listen to some animal noises.
(cut to "There's a New Sound", then Muppet Labs where Bunsen invents a pet convertor, then "I Love The Fish I'm With", then "Sonny Boy")
Kermit: And now here's Florence Henderson with Elusive Butterfly.
(cut to "Elusive Butterfly", then Rowlfs "The Butterfly" poem)
Robin: And now, let's go to the swamp!
(cut to "never Smile at a Crocodile", then "That's Right, The Critters are Smarter", then "Super Sheep")
Miss Piggy: I cannot beleive that sheep can be super.
Kermit: Well, it;s getting late, here is our big finale, Roger Moore with "Talk To The Animals".
(cut to "Talk To The Animals")
Rowlf: And now it's time to go home. (Rowlf plays the closing them on the piano as many animals leave. Muppets leaving the barn include Kermit, Fozzie Miss Piggy, Foo Foo, Gaffer, some pigs, some cows, some horses, and some frogs).
(The scene begins with the theme playing and the title appearing on-screen. The cene takes place isnide a barn, where we see Kermit, Fozzie, Robin, Rizzo, two chickens, and three penguins)
Kermit: Okay, everybody, welcome to todays meeting of The Muppet Animal Club.
All: Yay!
Fozzie: This is going to be so much fun!
Robin: I'll say.
Kermit: Now, all muppet animals are allowed, and we will present great animal moments from The Muppet Show.
Robin: Well, let the fun begin.
Fozzie: What clip should we present first?
Chicken #1: bawk bawk bawk!
Kermit: Good idea. And nw, ladies and gentlemen, here is "There ain't nobody here but us chickens".
(cut to the clip "There Ain't Nobody here But Us Chickens")
(Rowlf is by a piano, with Baskerville and Muppy around him)
Rowlf: Well, now it is time to present some songs that are for the dogs.
Muppy: Woof!
Baskerville: I am so excited.
Rowlf: We will start with the song "How Much is That Doggy In The Window?"
(Miss Piggy walks in with Foo Foo)
Miss Piggy: Well, my Foo Foo is not for sale.
Baskerville: That's good.
Rowlf: Yeah, you wouldn't make any money off that thing. (laughs)
Foo Foo: Woof!
(cut to "How Much is That Doggy in The Window?", folowed by Veterinarians Hospital with baskerville as the patient, followed by "Dog Eat Dog")
Fozzie: And now, here is Jim Nabors and many animals.
(cut to the sketch where Jim Nabors played a night watchman at a bakery)
Rizzo: (to kermit) Hey, kermit, I'd like to make a request.
Kermit: Okay, what is your request?
Rizzo: I would like to request The lactrec sisters.
(cut to The lactrec Sisters, followed by Muppet news where The newsman reports about a killer lamb, and then cut to The swedish Chef making frogs legs)
Kermit: And now, here is Raquel Welch, dancing with a giant spider.
(cut to "Someone Just Like You", and then "Bird Walk")
Cow: This show has been great.
Kermit: Wll, I'm glad you liked it.
Cow: But I would like to see some cows.
Kermit: Well, if you like cows, then watch this.
(cut to "We Got Elegence", followed by "A Horse named Bill")
Fozzie: You know, some of our guests have liked animals, and some hated them.
Kermit: That's right. Here is one who likes animals, Bruce Forsythe.
(cut to the Talk Spot with Bruce Forsythe)
Kermit: And now here's one who didn't like animals as much, Harvey Korman.
(cut to the talk spot with Harvey Korman)
Penguin: You know, I would like to see some underwater animals right now.
Rowlf: Then why don't you go underwater?
Penguin: Very funny.
(cut to "Temptation" with the octopuses, then to "I'm In Love with a Big Blue frog")
Miss Piggy: Now, Kermie, just make sure that girl doens't fall for you.
Kermit: I don't think she will.
Miss Piggy: But now, let's present some pigs.
(cut to the Pigs in Space sketch where Rizzo tried to join the crew, followed by Fozzie's "Pig Song")
Fozzie: That sure was a classic.
Rowlf: yeah, you got the "Was" part right.
Fozzie: Well, no let's take a moment of silence to listen to some animal noises.
(cut to "There's a New Sound", then Muppet Labs where Bunsen invents a pet convertor, then "I Love The Fish I'm With", then "Sonny Boy")
Kermit: And now here's Florence Henderson with Elusive Butterfly.
(cut to "Elusive Butterfly", then Rowlfs "The Butterfly" poem)
Robin: And now, let's go to the swamp!
(cut to "never Smile at a Crocodile", then "That's Right, The Critters are Smarter", then "Super Sheep")
Miss Piggy: I cannot beleive that sheep can be super.
Kermit: Well, it;s getting late, here is our big finale, Roger Moore with "Talk To The Animals".
(cut to "Talk To The Animals")
Rowlf: And now it's time to go home. (Rowlf plays the closing them on the piano as many animals leave. Muppets leaving the barn include Kermit, Fozzie Miss Piggy, Foo Foo, Gaffer, some pigs, some cows, some horses, and some frogs).
