compilation fan fic: "spooky muppet moments"

[minor muppetz]

(we see a shot of the inside of a home, where an instrumental version of the theme song plays and the title, Spooky Muppet Moments, appears on-screen. Kermit and Fozzie enter the room)

Fozzie: Oh, Kermit, this is so scary.
Kermit: Don't worry, Fozzie. Theres nothing scary about a haunted house. (an explosion sets off) Hm, maybe you're right....
Fozzie: Why are we making a haunted house, anyway?
Kermit: well, I thought it might be fun to have one. And everybody else is helping out. Right, guys?
(Miss Piggy, Robin, Link Hogthrob, Crazy Harry, Rowlf, Scooter, and Gonzo all suddenly appear from behind things they were hiding behind)
All: Right!
Miss Piggy: Cheer up, Fozzie.
Rowlf: yeah, it may not be all spooky.
Scooter: That's right, there could be.... uh...
Fozzie: There could be some comedey tonight!

(this leads to the Comedey Tonight number, followed by the Toothache skit, and followed by Wayne and Wandas "Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered" number, complete with Sam The eagles introduction)

Fozzie: (looking at some masks) ahh! (grabs Kermit) those masks are fightening!
Kermit: Well, get off.
Fozzie: Oh, sorry. (let's go)
Kermit: Now, all of your friends are here. We will all be happy together.
Fozzie: Oh, yes, just like Florence Henderson and the monsters.

(this leads to the Happy Together number)

Beauregard: (replacing a light bulb) Man, it is too bright in here. I'll let it be darker. (breaks the ligth bulb)
Scooter: Oh, Beauregard, you didn't just cause another black-out, did you?
Beauregard: uh, yes.
Miss Piggy: Oh, no, not again!

(this leads to a backtage scene from the Buddy Rich episode regarding the power outage)

Bunsen: Well, Beaker, we have to fix the power again.
Beaker: (moaning) mee mee.... (puts hand on forehead)

(this leads to a backstage scene where bunsen and a tiger chase beaker to motivate him into running faster in the wheel)

Uncle Deadley: So, I hope to have fun at your haunted house. (makes evil laughter)
Kermit: Uh, thank you, I think.
Uncle Deadley: Do you remember the time we first met?
Kermit: How could I forget?

(this leads to the first backstage scene from the twiggy episode)

Uncle Dealdey: (angrily) And you didn't beleive in me!

(this leads to the second backstage scene)

Kermit: And eventually I did.

(this leads to the third backstage scene)

Fozzie: Please stop talking, Mr. deadley.
Scooter: yeah, we're all getting creepy memories.
Kermit: Yeah.
Uncle Deadley: Well, then if it scares you, then I'll just bring up some more memories.

(This leads to the final backstage scene from that episode)

Gonzo: And then you started appearing in some great acts on the show.
Uncle Deadley: yeah, like the melodramas.
Miss Piggy: Don't remind me about those melodramas.

(this leads to the muppet meloframa from the Jean Stapleton episode, followed by the skit where Luncheon Counter Monster ate te worlds most powerful explosion, followed again by the Pigs In Space skit where Dirth Nadir invades the swinetrek)

Sweetums: (setting up cobwebs) Come on, Animal, help me put up some cobwebs.
Animal: Webs! Webs!
Sweetums: That's the spirit. Yeah, this haunted house will be the best.
Animal: best! Best!
Sweetums: Yeah, better than the time I defeated Avery Schriver in a match.

(This leads to the Monster of the Moores sketch, followed by the Sherlock Holmes sketch, and then followed by What Now My Love?)

Bunsen: Hey, look what I found.
Fozzie: What is it?
Floyd: yeah, man, what?
Bunsen: it is the jeckle and hyde formula I invented. Alan Arkin once drank it.
Beaker: Mee Mee Mee Mee Mee.
Floyd: yeah, whatever that means.

(this leads to the scene from the Alan Arkin episode where Alan drinks the potion)

Uncle Deadley: You know, one of the highlights of my career was...
kermit: I know, I know, when you worked with your idol, Vincent Price.
Uncle deadley: That is correct.

(this leads to the house of horrors sketch)

(Dr. Teeth, Floyd, Animal, Janice, Zoot, and Lips all show up)

Janice: like, that's nothing like the time that Alice Cooper was on the show.
Dr. Teeth: yeah, he sure did scare everyone.
Zoot: He didn't scare me.

(this leads to Alice Coopers song "You're Just The One For Me", followed by the veterinarians hospital sketch with Behemoth)

Miss Piggy: (looking in a fogged-up mirror mirror) Oh, I can't tell how beautiful I am.
Robin: Well, beauty is on the inside.
Sweetums: yeah, just ask Sandy Duncan.

(This leads to the sketch where Sandy Duncan convicned Sweetums that he was beautiful on the inside, followed by "There are millions of us who are ugly")

Scooter: Well, this haunted house is finished.
Kermit: That's good.
Robin: I am so excited!
Fozzie: I am still scared.
Kermit: Well, just do what Julie Andrews did and whistle a happy tune.
(This leads to the song I Whistle a happy Tune)

Fozzie: Well, I am not scarred anymore.
Kermit: That's good.
Scooter: Hey, Pops, it's time to open the house.
Pops: Okay. (pops heads to the entrance) Okay, the muppet haunted house is open.
(Several monsters push Pops down, entering the haunted house. The credits roll. Pops gets up after the crdits are over)

Pops: Oh, Happy halloween! (he faints)

 

[minor muppetz]

Oh, rats, I forgot to include the Houses skit from the Florence Henderson episode, where a House mentions having a relative with Ghosts in his attic. I also forgot to include Once A Year Day.

I also thought about including some of the murder mystery from the Liza Minnelli episode but then chose not to. Same with I'm Looking Through You.

 

[minor muppetz]

Another skit that I had planned to include but forgot was the barber shop skit from the kaye ballard episode. I was going to have this dialoge introduce the clip:

Kermit: So, are you still scarred, Fozzie?
Fozzie: Oh, yes. I still think this haunted house is scary. Of course, it's not as scary as going to the barber shop.
Kermit: theres nothing scary about the barber shop.
Fozzie: (sarcastically) oh, there isn't, is there?

and then the clip would be shown.

 

[Barry Lee]

Very good. I like the fact that you use more than three for four characters you do very good at this.

 

[Philip Kippel]

Pretty good fic as usual, minor_muppetz.

One nitpick though: you included "There Are Millions of Us Who Are Ugly", which you already included in your "Classic Muppet Moments" fic. How about putting the Talking Houses skit from the Florence Henderson episode in that slot?

 

[minor muppetz]

One nitpick though: you included "There Are Millions of Us Who Are Ugly", which you already included in your "Classic Muppet Moments" fic. How about putting the Talking Houses skit from the Florence Henderson episode in that slot?

Oh, I had forgotten that I included that in another compilation Fan Fic. the houes skit would be good to include instead. Maybe have Once a Year Day follow that, so it would be the park skit with Sandy Duncan and Sweetums, Then the Houses, and then Once A Year Day, followed by the next linking footage scene.

 

[MartyMuppets]

This is a great compilation fan fic. Love the Haunted House setting. Very good.