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Crack Ships

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Harleena, Mar 20, 2015.

  1. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    Okay, so this is a thread for the craziest crack ships you can think of! It can be Muppets or non-Muppets. I personally reccomend going with a crossover ship with two characters from two different media that have almost nothing in common. Elsa and Naruto? Sure! Winnie-the-Pooh and Mario? Why not? Goku and Spongebob? Go for it! Sailor Moon and Count von Count? Ship it like Fedex, baby! Any couple works! Also, please feel free to post poorly done Photoshops/MS Paint pictures of your ship, using words like "kawaii" and "senpai" as you go! Enjoy! Here's mine, of Sailor Pluto and Tony the Talking Clock:
  2. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

    Sid and Andy(Toy Story 3 versions,)....*Any evidence Sid would NOT be abusive?
    Sora and Ariel(Ariel is taken)
    More later
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  3. Sgt Floyd

    Sgt Floyd Well-Known Member

    One time a friend and i came up with the idea of Danny Phantom and Johnny 13's Shadow as a pairing. Mostly one sided on Shadow's part though XD
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  4. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    My friend made this picture of the OT3 of Foxy, Mami Tomoe, and Shrek, just because of CuteYandereNeko.[​IMG]
    She also made one with just Foxy and Mami:
    I personally think it needs more Shrek.
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  5. Ladywarrior

    Ladywarrior Well-Known Member

    [​IMG] of course this thing
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  6. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    At the risk of bringing something...eh... strange to a kid's franchise I shouldn't be into, somehow I have to ship two of my favorite Mixels




    Mainly because they keep doing this:


    Boomchickaboomchikaboom indeed!

    C'mon. They're both male identified genderless beings. There's no female Mixels, and as every one of them is unique so there's no way they reproduce.

    I actually have these two and usually pose them with their arms over each other.
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  7. Slackbot

    Slackbot Well-Known Member

    In my opinion, every ship in the FNAF fandom is crack. Purple Guy is a serial/mass child murderer, and all the animatronics are inhabited by the souls of the children he killed. The more I think about that, the more ughy shipping any of those characters becomes.

    I suppose that if you really had to you could ship between Jeremy Fitzgerald, Mike Schmidt, and Phone Guy. They are, presumably, consenting non-homicidal adults who are completely among the living.
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  8. Ladywarrior

    Ladywarrior Well-Known Member

    Ulquiorra and black rock shooter.
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  9. Dominicboo1

    Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

    I agree. I don't mind making Freddy friendly, but they are kids.
  10. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    I don't mind animatronic ships, as long as they aren't p0rn. I also kind of ship Jeremy and Mike, because someone wrote some dumb fanfiction which made me think of a certain scene from the Goldbergs…
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  11. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    Here is one: Grell and Sebastian. They are both from the same fandom, and a lot of peeps ship it, but it's crack in-universe, because I'm sure that Sebastian would rather *insert horrible thing here* than date Grell. Or even be near Grell.[​IMG]
    Sebastian is unamused
  12. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    Grell is the Japanese equivalent of Red Guy from Cow and Chicken. Try and tell me otherwise, I won't be convinced.
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  13. beatnikchick300

    beatnikchick300 Well-Known Member

    Hans from Frozen and Meg from Family Guy.... beat that. :p

    According to one of the writers of Frozen, though, Hans' family never loved him, so..maybe this one could be an odd "birds of a feather" crack pairing...
    Last edited: Apr 12, 2015
  14. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    I didn't think it was possible, but my good friend managed to do it:
    Captain Fabulous x Romano x Tony the Talking Clock. I feel like there's probably a lemon of this somewhere.
  15. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    On my YouTube channel, I do a character called Cabbage Top. He is supposed to be the world's worst comedian. Anyway, I like to ship him with Gabi from Rio 2 and call them "Gabbage Top". I'm thinking about writing a fanfic where Cabbage Top turns into a frog and goes on a date with her.

    Wait a minute, Gabi's MY girlfriend, :p.
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  16. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    Here's some more:

    Mort Goldman X Princess Peach
    Clarence X Zero Suit Samus
    Rigby the Racoon X Red Fraggle
    Glenn Quagmire X Jessica Rabbit
    Spongebob X Nala from "The Lion King"
    Sonic the Hedgehog X Coco Bandicoot
    Sumo from "Clarence" X Birdo

    Top that, :D.
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  17. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    Hitomi Shizuki x Harley Quinn
    Tiger Lily from Peter Pan x France from Hetalia
    Batman x Miss Piggy
    Foxy the Pirate Fox x Mordecai
    Gumball Watterson x Sailor Neptune
    Jack Sparrow x Hatsune Miku
    Tris from Divergent x Mufasa
    Linus x that one girl in Madoka Magica who doesn't have a laptop
    My Steven Universe OC x this frog
    Beat that!
  18. Flaky Pudding

    Flaky Pudding Well-Known Member

    Chris Griffin X Fish Moony
    Harley Quinn X The Crack Master
    Zero Suit Samus X The Black Knight from "Monty Python"
    Jarjar Binks X Jewel from Rio
    Squidward X Penny from "The Big Bang Theory"
    The nerd from "Robot Chicken" X Maid Marian
    Mushu X Mittens from "Bolt"
    Perry the Platypus X my cat, Spot
    Palutena X Mr. Bumpy
    Margaret from "Regular Show" X Gollum
    Meg Griffin X Gene Belcher

    Try and top that, :p.
  19. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    France x Chibiusa
    Tei Sukone x a coat hanger
    Togepi x Yuno Gasai
    Colin the Computer from DHMIS x your mom
    Spongebob x Sailor Pluto
    Peter Griffin x Prussia
    Fozzie Bear x Princess Peach
    Olivia the Pig x Fang from Maximum Ride
    Silver Spoon x Floyd Pepper
    Ryuko Matoi x Freddy Fazbear
    Adagio Dazzle x Sue from the Middle
    Jeff the Killer x Elsa
    Samus Aran x Elphaba
    Bloom Luna x Anyone (except for Alex, Dilara, or Shrek)
    Tony the Clock x Harleena (my friend always jokes about this ship, to the point where it's actually starting to get annoying and mean)
  20. Harleena

    Harleena Well-Known Member

    And of course, Nephrite x Sailor Jupiter because obviously the best ship is Nephrite x Naru and I am legitimately willing to defend this ship.

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