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Dirtyest Muppet Show joke/routine

Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by Devo, Nov 11, 2002.

  1. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    That's funny. In GMC, Janice says "Look mother, it's my life. If I want to live on the Beach and walk around naked...."

    While on MTM she says "I don't care if it's art! I don't take off my clothes for anybody" (or something to that effect.

    Actually, she REALLY says, "If I want to live on the beach and walk around naked, it's okay by me. Just don't let Byron come around here with that &*^% Telescope." And "I don't take off my clothes for anyone! ESPECIALLY BYRON!!!!!!"
     
  2. The Flying Sheep

    The Flying Sheep New Member

    Bryom is Janice and Mokey's Man.
     
  3. Salmoto

    Salmoto New Member

    Actually Kermit said he wore protection because Jon Stewart was worried Kermit would contract Trichinosis. I love this interview out of all the other muppet interviews, since Kermit literally did circles around the host. Jon Stewart always tries to talk down to his guests, but Kermit was wise to him the whole time.


    "Yeah, isn't that the whole thing -- if you lick a frog, you get crazy thoughts?"
    "If you lick a frog, you're crazy before you started..."
     
  4. Daffyfan2003

    Daffyfan2003 Well-Known Member

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    I have to admit the Craig Kilburn show with Kermit last night was slightly dirty. It was interesting that Craig asked Kermit if he ever cursed. Of course, Kemit's response was that he didn't because he had a reputation to protect. It's also interesting that Kermit said that he got into an argument with Snoop-Doggy-Dog about porn or something like that. I just thought I'd add that to the list.
     
  5. Jeffrey Gray

    Jeffrey Gray Member

    BTW...what are you referring to, anyway? Are you referring to a line of dialogue? If so, I haven't seen very many TMS episodes, and this doesn't pop up in any of the movies...so is it in one of the TMS episodes I haven't seen?
     
  6. scarecroe

    scarecroe Active Member

  7. Sam Eagle's editorial on nudity was rather "dirty-sounding".
     
  8. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    Not only that, it made me feel dirty too! Now If you'llexcuse me, I feel like putting on five layers of clothing now......
     
  9. punkNpuppets

    punkNpuppets New Member

    uh, when was this?
     
  10. punkNpuppets

    punkNpuppets New Member

    be more specific
     
  11. punkNpuppets

    punkNpuppets New Member

    oh, wait, the USER? i thought it was a muppet.
     
  12. scarecroe

    scarecroe Active Member

    Nancy Walker ep.
     
  13. And then there was the followin' exchange in Vet's Hospital from Season 1:

    Nurse Janice: "I'm sorry I'm late, Dr. Bob. I was operating in the other room.

    Dr. Bob: "I know, it's the talk of the hospital!"

    :eek:

    :o

    Perhaps Floyd was slinkin' around nearby?...

    ;)
     
  14. Daffyfan2003

    Daffyfan2003 Well-Known Member

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    Actually I never really got that joke. Besides, wasn't Janice involved with Zoot in the first season?
     
  15. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    Punk and Puppets....The Sam T Eagle skit reffered to was one in Which Sam keeps saying how disgraceful it is how, underneith one's clothing, one is completely naked. Very unsettling, but he winds upo getting himself too! He continues to say..AND it's not just the humans either. Undernieth Bird feathers, we are completely..oh...excuse me.. (or something to that effect)

    And Byron is the real name of our member, Janice&Mokey'sman. Hope this clears things up.

    Moving right along, I always thought that the following were kinda suggestive

    On TMM when Madeline Kahn comes on to Kermit, and Telly Sevalas says, "Eyyyewww. You'll get warts.

    In MFS when Pepe exclaims, "I will smack you like a bad bad Donkey, okay..."

    And I thought that The NYPD Green sketch could be risque.

    Plus, on Do De Rubba Duck, I sorta don't like how their all in the tub together. I saw a bottle of Sesame Street Bubble bath with Big Bird, Cookie, Elmo, and Zoe on the lable ALL IN ONE TUB!!!!!!
     
  16. the_great_gonzo

    the_great_gonzo New Member

    Plus, on Do De Rubba Duck, I sorta don't like how their all in the tub together. I saw a bottle of Sesame Street Bubble bath with Big Bird, Cookie, Elmo, and Zoe on the lable ALL IN ONE TUB!!!!!!

    that's nothing. i used to have a Sesame Street coloring book where there's a picture of Ernie and Bert taking a shower together! :eek:
     
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  17. punkNpuppets

    punkNpuppets New Member

    it was ernie, telly, oscar, kermit, count, biff, guy smiley, gladys the cow, and hoots the owl
     
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  18. The Flying Sheep

    The Flying Sheep New Member

    In dog city, Collen Barker is singing about her perfect dog, accompained by Rowlf:

    Collen: He don't have to be handsome, he don't have to be rich.
    But whatever he is, he'll by my dog and I'll be his..

    Rowlf hits a loud piano note

    Rowlf: Welcome to family programing.
     
  19. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik New Member

    The first time I saw that part I almost fell off my bed I was laughing so hard...
     
  20. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    You misread. I was mentioning a bottle of Bubble bath. The lable of the Bubble Bath had the characters I mentioned. If the characters you mentioned were on that thing of Bubble Bath, I'd buy it in a heart beat!
     
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