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Dirtyest Muppet Show joke/routine

Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by Devo, Nov 11, 2002.

  1. Gonzo

    Gonzo Well-Known Member

    Wow--that Dog City line is pretttttttty fancy! Wish I'd seen that one!

    Muppets can get pretty dirty, eh?

    Good thing we're around to carry on their filthy legacy.

    Half of them are naked all the time anyway....

  2. EmmyMik

    EmmyMik Well-Known Member

    Don't mind me. I'm just trying to cause trouble. But if you're shocked at the material in the Christmas movie, I suggest you read the posts before this one...
  3. DLuvMuppsGonzo

    DLuvMuppsGonzo Active Member

    ---Yeah, and Janice is in a monogamous relationship to boot. ---

    Who is Janice seeing? I am way confused!:confused:
  4. Thijs

    Thijs Well-Known Member

    Or the Coolio episode of Muppets Tonight.

    They are all singing the hit-song `Get your woman on the floor.
  5. FroggiePiggie

    FroggiePiggie Member

    okay i know there's TONs more

    alright alright---- I'm thinking right now and the only one that's coming freahly to brain... and I know there are loads more... is on Mupper Treasure Island when Miss Piggie and Long John meet "again" and kermit's all shocked that they knew each other... i was always shocked when miss piggie says"

    "Why hello loooooooong john"... :eek:

    Get it??:confused:
  6. Sweetums

    Sweetums Well-Known Member

    Re: okay i know there's TONs more

    Hmmm... I never really tought of that as Piggy being dirty, but more of her being somewhat flirtatious by playing around with the pronunciation of his name.

    But whatever.

  7. Wander McMooch

    Wander McMooch Well-Known Member

    This isn't a Muppet-specific scene, but in The Muppet Movie I noticed that Mel Brook's mad scientist was so...uh...excited by the prospect of performing brain-work on Kermit that he provocatively tongues the start button on his machine.

  8. beaker

    beaker Well-Known Member

    Hey, how the heck did I miss this thread? hehe.
    I once heard Rowlf said the word 'son of a b----' on Arsenio, and I remember some of the not so vague inuendo on all the Land of Gorch episodes. Here are some of the ones that stick out in my mind:(file under 'I cant believe a Muppet just said that!')

    *Miss Piggy doing her best to fake an o...I mean a 'sneeze' on Muppets Tonight for the When Harry Met Sally parody

    *1974 CBS pitch for the Muppet Show
    Kermit: "What the h--- was that all about?"

    *(Jim Henson Hour 1989) Kermit gets into a discussion about showing sex to boost ratings on the show, and something about sex with bean bunny...
    Kermit: 'well, maybe a little sex'

    *(Muppet CD-ROM 1996)
    (on the 'Trivial but True portion)
    Kermit: "A spermologist is....A) Someone who studies Whales
    B) (forget which one b was) or C) Something we really cant talk about on here"

    *Muppets @ WDW
    "What do rockstars want more than anything?"
    "I know, I know!" -Animal
    "*Besides* that Animal!" -Floyd

    *(Muppetfest q & a)
    audience member: "So are you and Janice still tight?"
    Floyd: "Well, Janice ain't so tight anymore."
    *que exasperation of silence befalling the mostly adult crowd of 1100

    *Finally I seriously dont want to mention Kermit's now infamous 'Porn is fine' quote as he was tricked into saying that, and obviously is not what Steve was trying to say.

    Also, I have a feeling we aint seen nuthin yet inuendo wise til the Fox Muppet Show premieres
  9. Daffyfan4ever

    Daffyfan4ever Well-Known Member


    Kermit once said the "h" word? That's hard to believe, since on the Craig Kilborne show, he said he never cursed.
  10. Thijs

    Thijs Well-Known Member

    In Muppets Tonight, Rizzo almost explains where the babies come from
  11. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    The Rowlf thing reminds me of one of my favorite Looney Tune Bloopers. This REALLY was animated, but never used. Porky hammers a nail to a board or something, hits his finger and says.. Eh.. Son of a .. son of a.. son of a b-b-b-... HA Ha Ha Ha !! You thought I w-was going to say son of a b^&^%$, were'nt you?"

    Actually, I can remember Janice's line in GMC, "Still, the management is cheerful though the whole joints gone to h%%%." Of course that word is technically NOT a swear, unless someone say, What the H%%%, or where the H%%% are you or something.

    WAAAAAAAAAAAY off topic (that it doesn't use Muppets), I got a Talespin video that's kinda risque. Balloo is off to play Bongo at Louie's. He has a pair of those drums, and you don't see him till he exits the plane. He is dressed up like Carmen Maranda, complete with fake Boobage. When Becky gives him a dirty look, he says, "What?!?! You never see a pair of Bongos before?" I think that may have been intentional!
  12. punkNpuppets

    punkNpuppets Well-Known Member

    I cant believe it. ive heard them say the d word and the h word, but B----...wait, now i get the joke...You see, Rowlf only dates b----es.

    *Miss Piggy doing her best to fake an o...I mean a 'sneeze' on Muppets Tonight for the When Harry Met Sally parody
    what are you ta.........wait a second..............was she 'doin it' with someone???

    And i never understood whats wrong with the Floyd and Janice thing. whats wrong with saying TIGHT??? whats so sexual???

    and last but not least, WHEN DID KERMIT SAY "PORN IS FINE"???? not that i disagree.........
  13. Drtooth

    Drtooth Well-Known Member

    From the Elmo's WOrld: Happy Holidays thread

    Now, not dirty mind you, but isn't it a little risque or sacreligious to bring religion into these sorts of things, especially having Muppets portray religious figures...mannn.. well, I guess it's no better than Animal being the little "DRUMMER BOY! DRUMMER BOY!!!"

    I am not a die hard religious person, and I know that they're actually focusing on the REAL meaning of Christmas here (rather than going all commercial and just mentioning Santa Claus a billion times) I just wonder if anyone else had a problem with this...
  14. Daffyfan4ever

    Daffyfan4ever Well-Known Member


    That's one of my favorites. Unfortunately, my dang computer won't let me download it. I'd like to see some of those Muppet bloopers available for download, particularly when Kermit says he// and Rowlf says son of a b****.
  15. punkNpuppets

    punkNpuppets Well-Known Member

    now yo messin with A SON OF A B----! nobody remembers that song!!! it's my favorite classic rock song! u guys remember it?
  16. Wander McMooch

    Wander McMooch Well-Known Member


    Seriously though, I don't think anyone can answer this without having this thread closed/deleted. I'll just say this: it was a dirty, dirty, dirty, and hilariously funny comment.

    I can't believe it myself...did anyone tape this? I'd love to hear (or even see this!) with my own eyes.
  17. punkNpuppets

    punkNpuppets Well-Known Member

    oh man..dont want that to happen cuz i might wanna print this thread off!

    u can email me at PunkNpuppets77@aol.com and tell me whats so bad about tight.

    btw, why can the Muppets say things like that but we CAN'T (on the board)?
  18. The Flying Sheep

    The Flying Sheep Well-Known Member

    I didn't get it right, this is the real quote

    Collen: I don't care if he's handsome
    I don't care if he's rich
    But i know he'll be my puppy lover,
    and I'll be his-

    Rowlf clears his throat.

    Rowlf: Welcome to Family promaging.

    Small detailes, but i just wanted to get it right.
  19. beaker

    beaker Well-Known Member

    Were you at Muppetfest? Well its obviously not that dirty, as Phil himself wrote the complete transcript of the conversation in that link provided. It was basically just a point of reference to let us fans know this wasnt gonna be your average fan fest.

    Dude, how old are you? Think about it. Anyways, lets not get this idea the Muppets are like Crank Yankers or Greg the Bunny now. These are just rare circumstances, heh. And nothing really that would be submitted as anything above pg-13.
  20. Sweetums

    Sweetums Well-Known Member

    Hey, it's better to be a prude than a skank.

    (Not to imply, of course, that *you* are a skank, but just as a general statement)

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