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Dirtyest Muppet Show joke/routine

Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by Devo, Nov 11, 2002.

  1. LadyHyde

    LadyHyde Well-Known Member

    Man, I miss "Greg the Bunny". Warren DeMontague SO ruled.:(
  2. beaker

    beaker Well-Known Member

    Hehe, Im a Muppet ho...I'll do anything for Muppet merchandise or rare tapes^_^
  3. punkNpuppets

    punkNpuppets Well-Known Member


    i remember i was at a dance and i said to my friend "Can you skank?" he said "Skank? Your MOMS a skank." HAHAHAHA....not funny
  4. punkNpuppets

    punkNpuppets Well-Known Member

    ive only seen 1 episode of it...i wasnt really into puppets then.

    here's something most of u want believe -
    well, I've always liked the Muppets and stuff, but I never got into puppetry until seeing Crank Yankers!
  5. punkNpuppets

    punkNpuppets Well-Known Member

    wait i get what Floyd meant by TIGHT...he meant that him and Janice arent so closely in love anymore!!!! THATS NOT RUDE AT ALL!!!!!!
  6. in Muppets from Space.....the scene where the wacky doctor has gonzo buckled down on the operating table getting ready to remove his brain, he goes over to make sure gonzo has proper health insurance on the computer.....

    Rizzo sneaks under the surgery blanket covering gonzo and starts to try to chew through the leather straps to free him. when the docotor comes back you just see a lump under the sheet over gonzo's crotch moving around and up and down....

    the doctor gasps and pulls the sheet back ...and Rizzo looks up and says "Do you mind?"

    and the doctor says something like 'oh excuse me...' .

  7. punkNpuppets

    punkNpuppets Well-Known Member

    ....A RAT!!!!!!
  8. dacp3

    dacp3 Member

    In "Great Muppet Caper," there was this scene where this guy was dating a woman who was not his wife.

    Also in Muppet Treasure Island, Gonzo says his pants are filled with starfish.
  9. LadyHyde

    LadyHyde Well-Known Member

    Let's not forget the time Gonzo put eels down his pants. (Until they shorted out his pocket change.) :)
  10. Muppet Master

    Muppet Master Well-Known Member

    In Season 1 Episode 22 of TMS, the Ethel Merman one, Miss Piggy meets Fozzie's agent, Irving Bizarre. Irving asks Miss Piggy if he can handle her, but Miss Piggy says she already has an agent, then Irving says he doesn't want to be her agent he just wants to handle her.
    Duke Remington likes this.
  11. WemblerDaniel

    WemblerDaniel Member

    That joke in Great Muppet Caper where Kermit tells everybody to be quiet, and Janice keeps going on about how somebody said he'd pay her to get naked.
  12. Whatnot1988

    Whatnot1988 Well-Known Member

    Here's one that hasn't been mentioned:

    In the S3 episode with Sylvester Stallone, there is a sketch where Fozzie saws a robot in half. As he starts to saw, the robot begins whining, "mama, mama..."

    Fozzie's reaction is a real head-scratcher IMO. To my ears at least, he seems to say to the robot, "Oh, shut the--," as if he was about to say, "oh, shut the **** up!" I never expected Oz/Fozzie to almost drop an f- or h-bomb on family variety TV, and as early as '78!

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