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Famous Kermit quotes

Discussion in 'Classic Sesame Street' started by fatblue, Nov 15, 2004.

  1. fatblue New Member

    I'm sure we can come up with a bunch here:

    When he always got mad at grover

    'Will you get out of here!!!!' He would just wave his arms and explode! Very funny!!

    Or this one after some of his skits:

    'YEEESSSH!!
  2. muppetmayhem Member

    I really can't think of a quote he used too often. do you mean phrases he frequently says? :confused:
  3. Mickey Moose New Member

    Well there's the obvious one.

    "Hi Ho! Kermit the Frog here!"

    Can't think of any others right now.
  4. fatblue New Member


    Yeah like that, his most famous quotes, phrases, whatever you can come up with. I should have specified more. Sorry!
  5. christyb New Member

    " Oh Boy Sheesh"

    There's one for ya! :)
  6. JaniceFerSure Active Member

    Kermit quotes

    Kermit quotes:

    The Muppet Movie:
    -If frogs couldn't hop,I'd be gone with the Schwin.
    -Someday we'll find it, the rainbow connection. The Lovers, the Dreamers, and me.
    -Have you tried Hare Krishna?
    -I don't know WHY to thank you guys.
    -Oh, hi there. Were here to audition for Lew Lord.Now wait a second. I may not be one of your famous frogs, but I deserve a chance and we are going to stay right here in this office until you let us in to see Lew Lord. Aren't we gang?
    -Oh waiter! Waiter! You may serve us the wine now.
    -That's a myth.No, no. Myth. Myth.
    -Good grief, it's a running gag.
    -Hey, Fozzie, turn left when you come to a fork in the road.
    -Well, it's sort of approximately what happened.
    -Here comes the patriotic part.
    -I promised me.
    -Hi Bernie the Agent,why don't you say hello to Arnie the Alligator.
    -Darn I missed.You know that's the first thing to go on a frog,his tongue.
    -Why are you doing this?!
    -Hi Jack!


    The Muppet Show:
    -My name is Kermit the Forg.The Forg?!
    -Hi ho,and welcome again to The Muppet Show!
    -Yayyyyy!
    -OK, well, we've done a lot for the music lovers on the show, so it's time we did something for the music haters. So here he is, as threatened, the Great Gonzo singing a song. [Cheers weakly] Yay. Uh, those of you with hearing aids may wish to remove the batteries.
    -And now a man who needs no introduction, so what am I doing out there?
    -Oh, well actually this has been a rather quiet show for us. No unforeseen disasters so far.Uh, that was a disaster we knew about all along.
    -Fozzie, what are you doing with this typewriter on my table? What makes you think the show needs a script?You leave nothing to chance, huh?

    The Great Muppet Caper:
    -We're going to catch those crooks red-handed.
    -How come you don't have an English accent?
    -What are our choices?
    -I don't wanna be rude but we're trying to do a movie here.
    -We were wondering if you could recommend a nice hotel. Actually, a cheap hotel.
    -The Happiness Hotel? That sounds great.
    -Sorry Fozzie, they don't serve food in 9th class.
    -Try what? Plummeting? I suppose you could try it once.
    -What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed.
    -Actually, we're bears and frogs.

    Muppet Christmas Carol:
    -If you please Mr. Scrooge, it's gotten colder and the bookkeeping staff would like an extra shovel full of coal for the fire.
  7. Ruahnna Well-Known Member

    Okay--got to be one of my favorite diffident Kermit quotes (from TMM):

    Piggy: Don't I get one little kissy-kissy?
    Kermit: No, I don't think so, Miss Piggy.

    AND

    Frankly, Miss Piggy, I don't give a hoot!
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  8. heralde Well-Known Member

    Kermit: "Well, let us consider the question here! How does big fat Santa Claus get down those skinny chimneys? Well. Ahem. Let us look at it from another angle. Uh. Returning to the first angle, uh, it's a simple matter of, uh... y'know, I never thought about it before. How does he do it?!" :)

    ---From Christmas Eve on Sesame Street. Oh man now I'm in a holiday mood in the middle of July, lol.
  9. Dominicboo1 Well-Known Member

    Sesame Street (I think this what they say)
    Kermit- Hi ho! This is Kermit the frog here and I'm here to talk about quiet and loud!
    Elmo- Ooh Mr. Green Frog! Elmo help! Elmo help! Elmo help Mr. Green Frog. Elmo help Mr. Green Frog!
    Kermit- No thank you elmo I don't need your help, and please don't speak so loud.
    Elmo- So loud? Ok Mr. Green Frog. Elmo not talk loud. Elmo talk quiet.
    Kermit- Good
    Elmo- Now let Elmo help.
    Kermit- What?
    Elmo- Let Elmo help
    Kermit-Unfortunately I don't need your help.
    Elmo- Oh Mr. Green Frog not let Elmo help!
    Kermit- Elmo you're talking loud again! (Elmo keeps crying loudly) Elmo will you please be quiet?!!
    Elmo-Mr. Green Frog talked very loud at Elmo!
    Kermit- Well
    Elmo- Hurt Elmo's feelings!
    Kermit- I'm sorry Elmo
    Elmo- Elmo not talk loud. Elmo talk quiet!
    Kermit-Good you will talk quiet and will talk quiet too.
    Elmo- What Mr . Green Frog want to talk about?
    Kermit- I want to talk about quiet
    Elmo- Quiet like Elmo and Mr. Green Frog are talking now
    Kermit- and loud
    Elmo- Loud like Mr. Green Frog and Elmo we're talking before.
    Kermit- Guess what Elmo you helped?
    Elmo- Elmo help Mr. Green Frog! Now play! Mr. Green Frog where you going? Come on Mr. Green Frog! I give you apple! I give you banana!
    Kermit- Stop following me!
  10. Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    "Good grief! The comedian's a bear!"
    (to be followed with Fozzie's "No he's-a-not! He's-a wearing-a-neck-a-tie!" )

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