Fan-Fic: Muppet High

Ok, this is my first attempt at a fan-fic, so if you like it telll me and I'll keep it coming, but if you don't I'll stop posting

So here ya go...

Fan-Fic: Muppet High

(A teen version of Kermit walks through a set of large glass doors)

Kermit: Well here I am. This is the first time I’ve ever gone to a new school before... let alone in the middle of the year.

(Kermit walks through a crowded hall)

Kermit: Ok, room 81A. This is my home room. Here goes.

(Kermit opens the door and is courteously greeted with a paper airplane to the head)

Kermit: Ow!

(Enter: Teen version of Gonzo)

Gonzo: Whoops, sorry kid, hope I didn’t hurt you or anything.

Kermit: No, I’m fine. But why did you throw that airplane at me anyway?

Gonzo: I thought you were the teacher, I’m trying to gain props with the other kids. They kind of think I’m weird...

Kermit: I don’t think your weird, well not yet at least. What’s your name anyway?

Gonzo: I’m Gonzo. Who are you?

Kermit: My name is Kermit the Frog. I just moved here from my home in the swamp.

Gonzo: Good to meet you Kermit come on you can have this extra desk by me.

Kermit: Oh good.

(As they take their seats Sam Eagle walks through the door.)

Sam: Settle down, settle down. Good morning class my name is Professor Sam, I teach Social Studies here at our high school. And the only reason I’m telling you this is because I noticed we have a new student, son would you care to introduce yourself?

Kermit: Um sure I guess. (Walks to front of the classroom) Hello, my name’s Kermit the Frog, and I just moved here from my home in the swamp.

(A teen version of Fozzie raises his hand)

Sam: Yes Mr. Bear.

Fozzie: This reminds me of a hilarious joke! Ok a frog walks into a bank and...

Sam: We have heard it before Mr. Bear.

(From another desk...)

Piggy: Yeah, and it wasn’t any good that time either!

Class: *Laughs*

Sam: That is enough of that! Mr. The Frog, you may take your seat.

Kermit: Okay.

(Sits down.)

Sam: Now, back to class, the French Revolution was... wait a minute! What is this? We don’t need to learn about the French and their revolution! We need to learn about the wonderful revolution that was America!

Gonzo(whispering to Kermit): Here we go again.

Wow! It's really cute and has definate potential! You can be a little more descriptive of the characters (what are they wearing, etc...) and expand on other details, but otherwise it's good for a first start! Keep it coming, it's going to be fun!

Thanks for the response RedBooberGirl! I'll keep the story coming some time tomorrow.

I LIKE it! keep it coming!
(Oh goody, somebody else to nag about giving us more fanfic... <evil laugh> ok I'll try to be good.)

I like it. I can totally see this happening. "It reminds me of a joke." We've heard it before Mr Bear" "Yah, and it wasn't funny the first time."

At first I thought it was gonna be bad (I thought you were gonna have Muppets having sex "Holy Meet The Feebles Batman") but since you don't, it's good.

Sorry I haven't continued the story guys I've been really busy. I'll write another Chapter tonite and post it asap.

yay! story!

First a revised version of Chapter 1 complete with clothing descriptions.

Fan-Fic: Muppet High Chapter 1:

(A teen version of Kermit wearing a red baseball cap, and blue t-shirt walks through a set of large glass doors)

Kermit: Well here I am. This is the first time I’ve ever gone to a new school before... let alone in the middle of the year.

(Kermit walks through a crowded hall)

Kermit: Ok, room 81A. This is my home room. Here goes.

(Kermit opens the door and is courteously greeted with a paper airplane to the head)

Kermit: Ow!

(Enter: Teen version of Gonzo wearing a forest green sweater vest, complete with pocket protector, and glasses)

Gonzo: Whoops, sorry kid, hope I didn’t hurt you or anything.

Kermit: No, I’m fine. But why did you throw that airplane at me anyway?

Gonzo: I thought you were the teacher, I’m trying to gain props with the other kids. They kind of think I’m weird...

Kermit: I don’t think your weird, well not yet at least. What’s your name anyway?

Gonzo: I’m Gonzo. Who are you?

Kermit: My name is Kermit the Frog. I just moved here from my home in the swamp.

Gonzo: Good to meet you Kermit come on you can have this extra desk by me.

Kermit: Oh good.

(As they take their seats Sam Eagle walks through the door.)

Sam: Settle down, settle down. Good morning class my name is Professor Sam, I teach Social Studies here at our high school. And the only reason I’m telling you this is because I noticed we have a new student, son would you care to introduce yourself?

Kermit: Um sure I guess. (Walks to front of the classroom) Hello, my name’s Kermit the Frog, and I just moved here from my home in the swamp.
(A teen version of Fozzie wearing a pink polka dotted t-shirt, with a yellow flower on it, and a beanie cap, raises his hand)

Sam: Yes Mr. Bear.

Fozzie: This reminds me of a hilarious joke! Ok a frog walks into a bank and...

Sam: We have heard it before Mr. Bear.

(From another desk a teen version of Piggy wearing a blue and gold cheerleading outfit speaks out)

Piggy: Yeah, and it wasn’t any good that time either!

Class: *Laughs*

Sam: That is enough of that! Mr. The Frog, you may take your seat.

Kermit: Okay.

(Sits down.)

Sam: Now, back to class, the French Revolution was... wait a minute! What is this? We don’t need to learn about the French and their revolution! We need to learn about the wonderful revolution that was America!

Gonzo(whispering to Kermit): Here we go again.

Looks fantastic!

Here is chapter 2!

Fan-Fic: Muppet High Chapter 2:

*Gonzo and Kermit are seen walking down a crowded hallway*

Gonzo: Come on Kermit hurry or we'll be late for lunch!

Kermit: Boy Gonzo I'm glad you know where your going, because I sure don't.

*They enter a crowded cafeteria*

Gonzo: Come on we better get in line, today's Thursday surprise day!

Kermit: Thursday surprise?

Gonzo: Yeah, it's the chef's speciality!

Kermit: Oh good, because I don't have anything else to eat.

*They approach the front of the line, and see...*

Swedish Chef: Dum de dum

Gonzo: Hiya Chef!

Chef: Ooo! Hooloo Goonzo! How aree yooo?

Gonzo: I'm fine. Chef this is my friend Kermit the Frog.

Kermit: Hello.

Chef: Hooloo Frooogy. Doo yuuu woont too try soome oof my Thoorsdy Soorprice?

Kermit: Sure I geuss.

Gonzo: A double order for me thanks.

Chef: *Scoops a pile of bubling green goo on their trays* Heere yuu go fellas enjoy!

Gonzo: Thanks Chef see ya tomorrow!

*They sit down at an empty table*

Kermit: Is this stuff edible?

Gonzo: It depends on your sense of adventure.

Kermit: I think I'll bring my lunch tomorrow.

*Enter: Fozzie*

Fozzie: Hiya guys, you mind if I join you?

Gonzo: Not at all Fozzie.

Fozzie: Ahh thank you! So are you guys taking anyone to the dance next Friday?

Kermit: Dance? What dance?

Gonzo: The big senior dance is next Friday. It's the biggest event of the year!

Fozzie: So Gonzo are you taking anyone?

Gonzo: Yeah! I met this really nice girl named Camilla, wait 'til you guys meet her, she's a fox! What about you Fozzie?

Fozzie: Oh I'm taking my mommy! So, anyone you want to ask Kermit?

Kermit: Not yet, but I haven't really been here that long.

*Enter: Piggy*

Piggy: Hello losers, I see you have admitted a new member to your group. Well, why don't you turn around so I can see the face I'll be mocking until the end of the year?

Kermit: Sheesh.

*Kermit turns around to face Piggy*

Piggy: You, you, your, your, I, me, they...

*Enter: teen versions of Link Hogtrob; wearing a letter jacket; Annie Sue; wearing a cheerleading outfit; and Clifford; wearing a letter jacket.*

Link: Piggy are you coming?

Piggy: Yes, yes, I'm coming. Why would I want to sit with these dorks?

*They leave*

Kermit: Gosh, she's beautiful!

Fozzie: Who Annie Sue?

Kermit: No Fozzie, Piggy!

*From under the table...*

Rizzo*wearing white tank top and ball cap*: No way! She's tottally out of your league!

Kermit: Do I know you?

*From under table...*

Pepe*wearing black biker jacket and sunglasses*: Don't be such an optimist Ritzo! *To Kermit* Dat was sarcasam. Hokay? Ritzo, I'm sure dis green froggy man can date de pig if he really wants to.

Kermit: Do I know you either?

Pepe: Sadly no, he es Ritzo. Hokay? Sleeze ball with an empty stomach.

Rizzo: Yep that's me!

Pepe: Si, and I am Pepe the King Prawn! Hokay? Foreign exchange student from Mexico. Hokay? OH! And did I mention dat I am so gosh darn sexy it hurts! Hokay?

Kermit: What are you doing here?

Rizzo: I was hungry, so I was makin' my usual rounds when I saw Piggy stop at your table, thought maybe she'd throw some food at Gonzo and Fozzie like she usually does, and I'd pick up the scraps.

Pepe: Si, and I followed him because he promised me de moneys if I found him any food. Hokay?

Kermit: Ok...

Pepe: So like I was saying, jew can't give up de pig. Hokay? Jew two would make such a cute couple.

Rizzo: Yeah whatever. Come on shrimp, we've got work to do.

Pepe: I am not a shrimp! I am King Prawn!

*They leave*

Fozzie: I think the shrimp's right, if you really like Piggy, you've gotta get her to go with you to the dance!

Gonzo: Yeah, and we can help whenever you need us!

Kermit: You guys are right, I can't give up just like that! As you two as my witnesses! I will get Piggy to go to the dance with me!

Gonzo: Kermit, I think you said that loud enough that now eceryone in the lunch room are your witnesses!

Kermit: Whatever works!

I like it a LOT!

BUT, I do have to correct your Moke Swedish....if you don't mind...

Chef: Urcombe Gon-de-vuird! You don, flerden ferly?

Chef: He gon de flipper floo. Thoorsdy Specioool *blip, blip, blip* Surproon!

Chef: *Scoops a pile of bubling green goo on their trays* Spurgon slop-de-mousky! Globble uppdevoooi!!!

(To me, that smacks more of Moke Swedish...)

But the rest...wow! Cool. I like it a lot. Specially Biker link and Clifford.

Wow...

Mock Swedish never seemed so complicated!

Oh well. Oh and Link and Clifford are supposed to be jocks, not bikers.

Very funny, nice touch getting pepe's line from MWOO in their, it's cracking me up, keep it coming.

me likes it and me wants more!

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I'm sorry that was so badly written, and I'm sure you will know what I meant, but just in case, I was trying to say that you might want to mention the fact that Gonzo used to have a crush on Piggy, and that this is a terrific story!

Oops! Sorry, my bad!

And, it's not that complicated. I 'm just picky! Ignore me...

Muppet High Chapter 3:

*Kermit, Gonzo, and Fozzie are walking down an empty hallway*

Gonzo: Man, math class was hard!

Kermit: Your telling me.

Fozzie: Well I told you Gonzo.

Gonzo: Told me what?

Fozzie: I told you that you should have signed up for biology instead.

Gonzo: Don't they disect things in there?

Fozzie: Ummm, yes...

Kermit: Can we change the subject please?

Gonzo: Fine by me. Kermit what are you doing after school?

Kermit: Oh I'm taking an after school class.

Fozzie: Which one?

Kermit: Band. You guys ever take band?

Gonzo: No. Music's not really my thing.

Fozzie: Yeah and they wouldn't let me do any comedy shtick!

Kermit: Good greif. Oh well here's the band room, see you guys tomorrow!

Fozzie: Yeah see ya!

Gonzo: Bye, and good luck figuring out away to get Piggy to go to the dance with you!

*Kermit walks into the band room hearing loud music when he sees...*

Rowlf(wearing a white t-shirt, purple vest, glasses, and a tie): Stop the music, stop the music!!!

*Kermit looks and sees the Electric Mayhem teen versions, with Janice wearing a tye die t-shirt; Floyd wearing a red t-shirt and jeans; Zoot wearing a yellow tank top and jeans; Dr. Teeth wearing a green and blue t-shirt, a frilly orange and yellow vest a silver top hat, and glasses; and Animal wearing a tattered white t-shirt, and chakis*

Dr.Teeth: Hey aren't you the new kid?

Kermit: Who me?

Floyd: Of course you! who else would we be talkin' to?

Rowlf: Lay off guys. You must be Kermit, I'm Rowlf, Rowlf the Dog. I'm the music teacher.

Kermit: Nice to meet you. And who are you?

Dr.Teeth: This is my band! We call ourselves Dr.Teeth and the Electric Mayhem!

Kermit: What are you a doctor in?

Dr.Teeth: Oh, I have a PHD in ivory ticklin'.

Floyd: My name's Floyd Pepper, I play bass.

Janice: Like I'm Janice the lead guitarist. Fer sure rully!

Zoot: I'm uh, umm, I'm Zoot! Yeah that's right Zoot, and I blow sax.

Animal: ANIMAL, ANIMAL, BEAT DRUMS!!!

Rowlf: Yep, well that about raps it up for all of us here in band class. So Kermit, do you play an instrument?

Kermit: I play the banjo. I've taken lessons, and I think I'm pretty good.

Rowlf: Well can we here you play?

Kermit: Oh, um I didn't bring my banjo to school with me today, do you have one I could use?

Rowlf: Yeah, *goes into supply cabinet* here ya go. *hands Kermit a banjo* So, do you now any songs?

Kermit: Yeah, I can play the basics, "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star," "Old McDonald." Stuff like that.

Rowlf: Okay, that's a good place to start. I'll teach you one of my favorites. here. *he hands Kermit a music sheet*

Kermit: "Rainbow Connection" hmm, did you write this?

Rowlf: Naw, I'm not that good. An old friend of mine wrote it. It was designed to be played on the banjo.

Kermit: Oh good, I'll take it home and practice tonight.

Rowlf: No hurry, we have all semester.

Dr.Teeth: Well teach, what do we do now?

Rowlf: Well, I say you all play, while Kerm and I listen to if you've improved or not.

Floyd: Souds good to me. Alright gang, hit it!

*The EM plays until the end of class with Rowlf interupting them at points to tell them something was wrong, and Kermit listened the whole time pondering, plotting, planning, on how he was going to get Piggy to go to the dance with him*