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Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by theprawncracker, Oct 23, 2008.

  1. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Do you ever stop to wonder how much the people reading these muffinings actually understand? We toss around so many inside jokes and say so many strange, strange things... I often wonder how much they actually follow and how much they think is just us being whack jobs.

    ...To be fair, it is about 100% us being whack jobs.
     
  2. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    ...Prawnie... consider the forum we're posting on.

    We're ALL whack jobs HERE!
     
  3. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Nuh uh! Not... not... well... There was that one guy! ...Wait, we ran him out for being too sane. ...Touche, Halfington, touche.
     
  4. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Wait, which one guy? Or was it one girl? Or maybe it was both. Wait, no... I'm thinking of Aunt DanDan. <attempts balancing a bagel on nose>
     
  5. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    See? No ONE knows who Aunt DanDan is... except you, me, and that British guy who never comes here any more. What was his name? Scott? Kurt? Buntis?
     
  6. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    We're all whackjobs? How'd that happen? When did we get jobs as whacks? And how much do these whacks pay us? I is needing the moneys okay.
    *Leaves halves to keep muffining, coming back for the rare posting of actual story. :zany:
     
  7. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    And now, a quick ziffle by the inimitable Prawny. I say "inimitable" because I can't think of anyone who would want to copy him. Or is that Marvin Suggs' intro...
    Aunt DanDan? That blue furry creature that ate the cookies? No, that's someone else.
    British guy? Oh thanks for reminding me, now I have to spend all night putting custodian's surprise in the clumsworth traps again.And now, a quick ziffle by the inimitable Prawny. I say "inimitable" because I can't think of anyone who would want to copy him. Or is that Marvin Suggs' intro...
    Aunt DanDan? That blue furry creature that ate the cookies? No, that's someone else.
    British guy? Oh thanks for reminding me, now I have to spend all night putting custodian's surprise in the clumsworth traps again.
     
  8. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Buntis. Definitely Buntis. Or maybe Brutus... Borus? Something with a B...
     
  9. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Jobs? Whacks? Buntis? Ziffels? Marvin Suggs? The letter B?

    Just another day 'round these parts we call Muppet Central Nervous System...

    Good ol' MCNS...
     
  10. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Not to be confused with NCIS. HUGE difference. One is a dramatic military crime show, and the other is... erm... Wait, which is which again?
     
  11. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    One is a place where people die randomly, find odd things inside bodies, and take questionable risks...

    And the other is NCIS!
     
  12. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Ohhhhh yeah... I remember now! Hey, have you seen my Holy Mosquito? I can't remember if I left it in your spleen or Beaker's appendix...
     
  13. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    HUSH! Spleen and appendix talk is dangerous! I've got no Holy Mosquito... I do have some Swiss cheese though. (Aaaaaand we're back.)
     
  14. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Oh no thanks, I've got plenty of Swiss. Got anything Gouda?
     
  15. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Cheese, woman... get your own!
     
  16. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    I've GOT my own! I just... don't remember where it is. It's either in a cannon, an ear, or a nose. Or maybe the piano... Have you checked the piano?
     
  17. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    That British guy? Yeah, I hate that guy.
     
  18. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    I KNOW, right? He's just so... like... ugh. Always getting locked in closets and making those mental images...
     
  19. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Do you rully want him to check the piano?
    :shifty: Get outta 'ere Swiss, before we put s'more holes in you!

    Mmm, think I'll have my girlfriend for dinner and then marry that steak!
     
  20. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Wasn't he also devilishly handsome, charming and ever so amusing?
     

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