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Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction and Fan Art' started by theprawncracker, Oct 23, 2008.

  1. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ah, Swiss... the holiest of cheeses. Praise gouda!
  2. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Another thing the Prawn can't do is to be out-punned. Or at least, he has a very hard time of it. I DID beat him ONCE... but only once. In about five years. He's ridiculously punny.
  3. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    You are correct. I have been beaten once... on an off day. A holiday, actually. Because... I was off school. An off day.

    ...Yeah.
  4. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Oh very off. I'm pretty sure you were in Florida. That... or my internet wasn't working. So I was off-line. And since I'm half you and you're half me, and I was offline, that makes you half offline, and... erm... Hang on, I left my calculator at school...
  5. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Wait, wait, wait... If I was in Florida and your internet didn't work... how in the heck did we possibly talk to each other? Also, when did I get a toupee?
  6. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Text message. Or a psychic connection. I can never remember which is which. And I don't know about the toupee... What's with the gold chain and the shirt cut to the navel?
  7. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    ...Dear gouda! I've become an aged pimp!
  8. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    AHH! How did THAT happen? Have you been messing with the time machine again?
  9. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    We're not supposed to talk about the time machine, remember? It'll remind people of that--...thing.
  10. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Right. That thing. We don't talk about that thing. But hey, I brought up cheese, so... I dunno. I guess I'm feeling risky tonight. You didn't let Gonzo tap into my half of the brain waves, did you?
  11. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    *waggles eyebrows*
  12. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    I've got this strange urge to tap-dance in tapioca and marshmallows...
  13. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Ah, my devious ways... someday you'll learn not to leave your head open when you go to the bathroom.

    Get it? Bathroom? Head? Ahhh!
  14. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    With that joke, I'd better head for the exit. If only I could find that way, way out, way out.

    Really, though. You'd think I'd have learned to lock my head after mind #3 wandered in... Although, maybe I was hoping he would leave.
  15. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Do you ever stop to wonder how much the people reading these muffinings actually understand? We toss around so many inside jokes and say so many strange, strange things... I often wonder how much they actually follow and how much they think is just us being whack jobs.

    ...To be fair, it is about 100% us being whack jobs.
  16. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    ...Prawnie... consider the forum we're posting on.

    We're ALL whack jobs HERE!
  17. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Nuh uh! Not... not... well... There was that one guy! ...Wait, we ran him out for being too sane. ...Touche, Halfington, touche.
  18. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Wait, which one guy? Or was it one girl? Or maybe it was both. Wait, no... I'm thinking of Aunt DanDan. <attempts balancing a bagel on nose>
  19. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    See? No ONE knows who Aunt DanDan is... except you, me, and that British guy who never comes here any more. What was his name? Scott? Kurt? Buntis?
  20. The Count Moderator

    We're all whackjobs? How'd that happen? When did we get jobs as whacks? And how much do these whacks pay us? I is needing the moneys okay.
    *Leaves halves to keep muffining, coming back for the rare posting of actual story. :zany:

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