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Fan-Fiction: The Muppets' Mid-Age Crisis

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by theprawncracker, Oct 23, 2008.

  1. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    No, no. That was some other guy. This guy NEVER had a gaggle of girls on this side of the pond lusting after him.

    ...<cough>
     
  2. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    I seem to recall a heart broken in every thread...a trail of tears for every smilie...
     
  3. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    And a pound of butter for every child!
     
  4. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Something like that, yeah. Multiple marriages, one involving a cow...
     
  5. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    THAT one was udderly ridiculous... But at least we know where we got all the butter from!
     
  6. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    And a divorce involving chickens...

    Wait! What! No! This is all speculation and scandal!
     
  7. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Oh true! One question answered. 56,972 to go...
     
  8. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    We're actually doing better than prior attempts...
     
  9. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Just as well... Goodness nows what the buyers would've done with that surplus of children.
    Now more than ever we need to thank Henson he doesn't have a child. Aaaaah. :o
     
  10. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

  11. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

  12. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Pralines?

    ...Wait, what?
     
  13. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Prawnies? Prawnese? Are you a language now?
     
  14. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    If I am, can I sell out to Rosetta Stone?
     
  15. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Isn't it Zoe that has a pet stone?
     
  16. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    ROCK. Pet ROCK. Named Rocko.

    I think my mom had a pet rock once... Or maybe it was a bird.
     
  17. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    *clears throat* RocCo...

    You lived under a rock once, didn't you?
     
  18. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    When you get home try throwing outta the window, if it doesn't fall to the ground...its a flying rock.
     
  19. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    I still live under a rock. FRAGGLE Rock.
     
  20. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    I lived under a foot for a while...
     


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