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Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by theprawncracker, Oct 23, 2008.
Okay! There will be more of this.
Wow! Thank you! And very quickly as well!...now could you please tell me again to make sure...?
Oh, I'd be happy to!
There will be more of this.
<blinks Beau eyes> more of what?
I have absolutely no idea.
..whose line is it, anyway?
<i still can't believe I'm chatting with the great togetheragain>
Well, obviously, it's... erm... YOUR line! Because my line is done. Or flubbed. Or both!
I don't have a line. Beau does. And um...HE flubbed it, yeah, sure!
Ah HA! Then it's Beau's fault.
Which begs the question, of course... are we talking about Beau the Muppet Janitor, or Beau the Brit who has a nasty habit of getting locked in closets and getting doused with iced tea? Either way, it's hardly a surprise that he flubbed his line... whoever the heck he is.
I don't know.
I like iced tea.
...with sugar in it, of course. LOTS of sugar.
Sugar? I beg your pardon--I hardly know you!
Sugar? Don't sugar me... Cause us is through.
Sugar? (is there an echo in here) I wasn't calling you sugar.
Well, maybe he's calling ME sugar.
Be quiet! No, not you, honey...
Okay, okay sweetie.
Just close your mouth!
This sounds like the perfect opportunity to quote Boober Fraggle.
You know... All this talk about sugar reminds me...
What do you get when you add sugar to hamburgers?
Sweet-ish meatballs. Aaaaaah!
: Durska durska durska.
Wocka wocka wocka. Who wrote this script? ! ?
Well obviously not Fozzie, or there would be a lot more spelling errors!
You mean something like "Lagies and geklefins... Welcum to dine Muppet Shot?"
Oh yes, precisely like that. Unfortunately, eliminating one bear doesn't narrow the field of possibilities too terribly much... Though I suppose we could try to deduce something from the quality of joke...
*Bursts through a crumbling dirt wall, hauling a pickax in a miner helmet and overalls*
At last! Found it! Maybe now they'll be an update soon. (Hint, hint. Hope, hope. )
*bursts through the other side too*
Hey, I thought you said there was going to be a wall of solid gold or something...
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