Favorite More and Less skits

[Xerus]

My favorite more and less skit was when this muppet girl opens up a door and these delivery muppets keep bringing in tons of stuff like flowers and candy and her boyfriend comes in singing how much he loves her MORE and wants to give her MORE. But the girl sings that she wants LESS and the delivery guys start taking the stuff away. But the guy keeps saying MORE and the girl keeps saying LESS and the two poor guys keep bringing in and taking the stuff away. And at the end, they're totally exhausted while the couple looked at each other in love.

 

[fuzzygobo]

Ernie gets Bert's goat again, when he has two plates of pizza (anchovy and pepperoni) and two glasses of grape juice, and Ernie obviously has more.
After eating most of his to balance things out, he finds Bert has more and he has less, so he starts eating Bert's share. Could've easily called this skit "All and None".

Another very old cartoon shows a guy pumping up a balloon and the more air he pumps, the less room he has to stand. Eventually the balloon takes up the whole screen and explodes with a mighty bang, and the guy gets knocked out. Nice ending gag: two medics come along with a stretcher, but instead of taking our friend away, they haul away the pump!

 

[JaniceFerSure]

Well,this is kinda more and less.There is the some of us are here skit,sung by Bip:



Some
Some
None
Some
None of us are here
Some of us are here
None
Some
None
Some
ALL!

Yeah, all of the people
And all of my friends
And all of my cousins
And all of my family
And all of my brothers
And all of my sisters
And all of the people are...

Well, some of my cousins
And some of my sisters
And some of the people
And some...
And some...
And none
None
None

Some
None
Some of us are here
None of us are here
Some
None
Some
None
ALL of the monsters
And all the shaggy ones
All the furry ones
And all the hairy ones
All the scary ones
And all the funny ones
And all the monsters are...

Well, some of the shaggies
And some of the furries
And some of the monsters
And some
And some
And none
None
None
..'cept me